Top 28 Caroline Rhea Quotes

#1. When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.

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#2. I constantly walk into a room and I don't remember why. But for some reason, I think there's going to be a clue in the fridge.

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#3. Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Saks.

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#4. I've got big feet, so filling someone else's big shoes doesn't scare me.

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#5. As a kid, I always wanted to be Carol Burnett or Johnny Carson. I love to chat and entertain.

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#6. It's so easy to judge everybody and for some reason extra weight is the one thing everything feels OK to joke about.

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#7. I remember I was so crabby in my third trimester - I got gestational diabetes because I'd been acting like I was in a one-woman pie-eating contest.

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#8. I'm so into momminess.

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#9. I am conversational - I just like to engage and talk about things.

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#10. You can always tell when someone's lying to you, because they're male ...

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#11. Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date.

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#12. I guess I feel like somebody flipped a switch, and the whole world is in Technicolor now.

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#13. I always feel slightly sorry to be the voice of whatever I'm experiencing.

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#14. My daughter is exceptionally chatty. I'm not a braggy mother but she is gifted - with the personality of a Russian gymnastics coach.

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#15. I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs ... but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs.

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#16. Don't compare yourself with someone else's version of happy or thin. Accepting yourself burns the most calories.

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#17. I grew up thinking that if I wanted to go be prime minister, I could.

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#18. I was just the youngest in the family, and most in desperate need of attention.

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#19. I always wanted to film 'Biggest Loser' in Hawaii. We could call it, 'Come on I wanna weigh you.'

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#20. Sitting next to Olivia Newton-John, I was like, 'Do not sing one song from Grease.' That's all I was telling my brain at all times: 'Do not sing Hopelessly Devoted. Don't do it.'

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#21. I'd like a pop-up magazine with 45 articles on Russell Crowe. I'm like a teenager. I'd have 'Teen Beat' if I could, for grown-ups.

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#22. Before we got engaged, he never farted. Now it's a second language.

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#23. My father can not finish a sentence. When we were kids he would go, 'Girls the most important thing in life to remember is ... ' 'Daddy, what is it?' 'What's what, honey?' 'The most important thing in life to remember.' 'Oh, what's that?'

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#24. You can't get any braver than going on national television to be weighed.

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#25. I'll be a host for life!

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#26. My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

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#27. Hello? Three words: Benicio Del Toro, which, incidentally, is Spanish for 'he wants me.' It is just ridiculous how hot he is. I feel the same way about Benicio as I did when I was a kid lusting after David Cassidy.

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#28. I always like to think I'm having a dinner party, and I'm the host, and the audience are my guests.

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