Quotes About Sofas

#1. Keep a minimum of 15 between coffee tables and sofas

Alexa Hampton

#2. There were filing cabinets, desks once occupied by long-redundant agents, tables, piles of paperwork, back issues of Spells magazine, several worn-out sofas, and in the corner, a moose.

Jasper Fforde

#3. And sitting around the table on the fine-quality chairs and sofas were Magnus Bane, Jem Carstairs, Catarina Loss, and Clary,

Cassandra Clare

#4. I was a hoarder, and I got rid of everything. Now nothing comes in my home unless it has a purpose. And decor is not a purpose. Home is New York apartment with a table, a bed and sofas. That's it. Everything else is gone.

Linda Evangelista

#5. I'm nostalgic for the future I knew as a kid. Back then, it was a lovely, bleepy, heavenly land populated by svelte men in white polo necks, who would lounge on big white sofas sipping blue wine from big glass globes, beside women like the ones on the covers of Hedkandi chill out compilations.

Peter Baynham

#6. The squashy earth-colored sofas, the tall cups of American froth, the wholesome young people working with quiet efficiency

Robert Galbraith

#7. There was scarcely a woman alive, it seemed, who could resist the urge to haul men down onto beds, car seats, kitchen floors, dining-room tables, park grass, parlor sofas, or packing crates, entwine warm thighs around them, and pant in ecstasy.

Russell Baker

#8. Our society can no longer tolerate ugliness. You see that in cars, sofas and women. [But] ugliness also has a right to exist.

Rem Koolhaas

#9. Odd," agreed Reg. "I've certainly never come across any irreversible mathematics involving sofas. Could be a new field.

Douglas Adams

#10. Maisie was willing to bet there'd be a third living room within. Because what else would they do with all this space but buy sofas to fill it?

Erin Kellison

#11. Hannah, as if she understood her place in the cosmos, grew from quiet infant to watchful child: a child fond of nooks and corners, who curled up in closets, behind sofas, under dangling tablecloths, staying out of sight as well as out of mind, to ensure the terrain of the family did not change.

Celeste Ng

#12. As movers and the moved both know, books are heavy freight, the weight of refrigerators and sofas broken up into cardboard boxes. They make us think twice about changing addresses.

John Updike

#13. I am terribly clumsy, so there is a plethora of walking into lamp-posts, falling over, dropping things, and ruining sofas.

Matt Smith

#14. Helen says it alone endures while men and houses perish, and that in the end the world will be a desert of chairs and sofas--just imagine it!--rolling through infinity with no one to sit upon them

E. M. Forster

#15. Physical bookstores will become ever-nicer places to be. They are going to have more sofas, better lattes, nicer people working there. Good bookstores are the community centres of the 20th century.

Richard L. Brandt

#16. There are no more white linen sofas in my house. We have a rule here: Anything below 36 inches has to be brown or black - the color of chocolate or peanut butter!

Candice Olson

#17. When I was a kid, all of the parents and grandparents came out of the Depression Era. They were all freezing bread in their freezer, they were covering their sofas with plastic, and they had plastic runners on the floor. There was a great distance between them and anything authentic.

Lance Henriksen

#18. I've owned more sofas than I've had husbands. Both sag in the end, but I generally fall out of love with the furniture quicker than the men.

Janet Street-Porter

#19. We were wolves once / Wild and wary / Then we noticed you had sofas

Francesco Marciuliano

#20. That's what sofas are for: sit down, drink a cup of tea, talk of literature. At least that's how I see it.

Sophie Divry

#21. Chairs are architecture, sofas are bourgeois.

Le Corbusier

#22. Never put sofas against wall.

Robert Denning

#23. Artificial trees, robot sofas,
Ignorant cars-
One Way Street to Heaven

Allen Ginsberg

#24. Two jobless grown-ups, we spent weeks wandering around our Brooklyn brownstone in socks and pajamas, ignoring the future, strewing unopened mail across tables and sofas, eating ice cream at ten A.M. and taking thick afternoon naps.

Gillian Flynn

#25. There are people who drive luxury cars, but have only second- or third-rate sofas in their homes. I put little trust in such people.

Haruki Murakami

#26. Our bodies penetrate the sofas upon which we sit and the sofas penetrate our bodies. The motorbus rushes into the houses which it passes, and in their turn the houses throw themselves upon the bus and are blended with it.

Umberto Boccioni

#27. Something lived in there, all right. He could smell it, a stench that made him think of damp plaster and moldering sofas and ancient mattresses rotting beneath half-liquid coats of mildew. It was familiar, that smell.

Stephen King

#28. On their sofas of spice and feathers, the concubines also slept fretfully. In those days the Earth was still flat, and people dreamed often of falling over edges.

Tom Robbins

#29. The sofa was lumpy enough to have had a body sewed into it; stuffing spilled out of the arms where the victim had tried to escape.

Christopher Moore

#30. I would have invited friends over to dinner even if the carpet was stained, or the sofa faded.

Erma Bombeck

#31. I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it.

Shirley Conran

#32. When Peter Beardsley appears on television, daleks hide behind the sofa.

Nick Hancock

#33. The sofa is the enemy of productivity.

Demetri Martin

#34. Get off your sofa and pick your jawbones off the floor, that was a world-class save.

Ray Hudson