Quotes About Smut

#1. I couldn't hear anything or anyone, there was only the sound of our sex and the smell of books.

Juliet Gauvin

#2. Oh Lola's Boobs,' he says into my chest, 'I wish we knew each other better.'
I crack up laughing.
'What's that you say?' he jokes, putting his ear to my right breast. 'You wish you could come out to play more often but Lola doesn't let you? Well, that's a shame.

Bianca Giovanni

#3. I may have loved to read my romance and smut novels, but I was not blinded by the 'fiction' part of it all. I knew the difference between what was real and what came from a hopeless romantic's imagination.

Christine Zolendz

#4. "You'll have to excuse my shock. When the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen tells me she's a virgin ... I think I've just hit the lottery ... " - Jonathan di Luca

R. Matthews

#5. This excerpt includes both a cautionary tale of being caught en flagrante and a stirring defense of getting fucked.

Redeeming social value, indeed.

Simon Sheppard

#6. I like good smut,

N.M. Silber

#7. Smut, if it's really smut, there's nothing backing it up. It's the easy way out.

Sandra Bernhard

#8. Does he know you're with me? Does he know about me? Does he know we fuck each other in our dreams every night?
~ Ripp Collins

Yvonne Nicolas

#9. Is a newspaper prints a sex crime, it's smut, but when The New York Times prints it, it's a sociological study.
[Adolph S. Ochs - Publisher New York Times]

Adolph S. Ochs

#10. You know on TV when there's one of those awkward, shocking moments and all you hear are the crickets in the background?
Well chirp fucking chirp ... this is one of those moments.

Emma Chase

#11. I was going to break from the inside out if he didn't bend me into nameless shapes

C.D. Reiss

#12. Snatch is an ugly word," I say. "Like it's going to rip my dick off. Yeah - that is an ugly motherfucking word. But pussy? It just sounds soft. Cuddly. It sounds wonderful. Pussy. I love that word.

Pella Grace

#13. Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television without seeing them, although sometimes you have to hunt around.

Dave Barry

#14. This isn't some LA country rock jam reminiscing on the pyschtotropic pot pansies of Haight Ashbury . This is the soot and smut of London mate !

Saira Viola

#15. They had not yet learned to draw the significant but often very fine distinction between smut and pure science.

Aldous Huxley

#16. I didn't know you were such a light-weight. I would have cut you off, Love Lump."
I make a face, digging the bottle from the couch cushions. "Light-weight? This motherfucker is gone. Light-weight. Come lay on me. I'll slap your sweet pussy swollen.

Pella Grace

#17. So you'll be my bodyguard for any guys who want to introduce me to anal?' I joke.
'I will defend your virtue and your ass to the death,' he says with a knightly vow.

Bianca Giovanni

#18. Nobody speaks smut to my wife and gets away with it.

Sandra Brown

#19. He longed for smut, but heard little and contributed less, and his chief indecencies were solitary.

E.M.Foster

#20. I believe that is what they call an erection. ~ Double Teamed

Gia Blue

#21. That's what all art is for. Your creations can become anything to anyone. I've realized there's nothing wrong with letting people escape for a few hours. Plus you should hear about all the sex lives I'm saving.

Karina Halle

#22. I want to be his love slave. An image of me in a black corset wearing a collar with a leash attached to it pops into my head. Maybe stupid Lydia was right to cut the smut from the book club for a while.

Helena Hunting

#23. My Kindle is full of highly enjoyable, unequivocally filthy smut.

Cecilia London

#24. Trellis wants his salutary book to be read by all. He realizes that purely a moralizing tract would not reach the public. Therefore he is putting plenty of smut into his book.

Flann O'Brien

#25. Besides....... who wants a boy? The only boys in our books are the little baby ones the man hero puts inside the heroine.

Alexa Riley

#26. Barbara had really missed her calling. She should have been a gynecologist. Nothing pleased her more than having her face between another woman's legs.

Elysia N. Fields

#27. Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation.

Larry Flynt

#28. Who knows what dirty story, what even better dirty story, it may even be one we have not heard before, told at some colossal pitch of pure smut, beats at this moment in vain against our eardrums.

Samuel Beckett

#29. Me, shooting smut in the back of a speeding van with two white girls--bald cunts, panties around their ankles--is a game of "Pin the Felony on the Negro" waiting to happen.

Tyler Knight

#30. Clearly, you don't know much about horror, he said. Horror is premised on the experience of what we do not and cannot understand, whereas what you're talking about is mere low-class smut, which every schoolboy has encountered before he's in long pants.

Paul La Farge

#31. Says who? I was happy reading mindless smut. I'm buying the CliffsNotes.

Helena Hunting

#32. Tumbling into a dark, Lewis Carroll labyrinth of filth, pursuing a white rabbit of smut!

Russell Brand