Top 27 Quotes About Shaving Cream
#2. I go through phases where I buy only Speed Stick and Axe, and Noxzema shaving cream.
Marc Jacobs
#4. You can clean your bathroom mirror with shaving cream. Apply shaving cream and then wipe it out with soft cloth. This also helps in keeping mirror free from fog during and after shower.
Carl Mitchell
#5. Sasha growled low in his throat. "Send the wolf to watch them," he mocked in falsetto. His nostrils flared. "I swear Z, if I live, I'm going to rip that damned goatee off your face and stick your shaving cream in the fridge.
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#6. They looked at their reflections in the mirror, she in her torn skirt and dingy bra, he naked, his penis flaccid, his face covered with bright white shaving cream. Megan shook her head. "What a vision we'll be.
Anonymous
#7. I don't need that fluff on my coffee. Looks like shaving cream. One swallow and you're foaming at the mouth.
Margaret Atwood
#8. It's kind of a tradition that you get a rookie, put him in the middle, wrap your arms and legs around him, then douse him with everything you can get a hold of - shaving cream, ketchup, mustard, everything. It's kind of like a pie in the face after a guy is successful.
Gary Carter
#9. Everything I do in life is framed through the view of a businessman. That's my instinct. If I go into a pharmacy to buy shaving cream, then I'm going to look for the best deal on shaving cream.
Donald Trump
#10. Sarcasm is a shaving cream pie waiting at the bottom of a guillotine's basket.
Dan Adams
#11. If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.
Barry Goldwater
#12. Eric Holder sees everything through the prism of race. He keeps that mustache because shaving cream is white.
Greg Gutfeld
#13. The desire to please other people is a potent way to distract yourself from what you are feeling.
Gary Zukav
#14. We sat and kissed and kissed until our lips were bloody. I could have gone on kissing her for a year.
Ryan O'Neal
#15. If you want to be popular all the time, you will misgovern
Mr. Lee
#16. Don't say I want to lose 30 pounds in 30 days. Say, you know what I want to lose weight- say 30 pounds in three to six months for instance. But more importantly I want to knock out 20 pushups a day or I want to run a 3K a day and time myself, and try to beat my time every time every week.
Jackie Warner
#18. A jacketless Murdoch resumes his quiz, brushing off the assault as 'an overexcited autograph-hunter wanting to have his shaving foam signed.
Andy Zaltzman
#19. There is evil in every human heart, which may remain latent, perhaps, through the whole of life; but circumstances may rouse it to activity.
Nathaniel Hawthorne
#20. Let us say it now: to be blind and to be loved, is indeed, upon this earth where nothing is complete, one of the most strangely exquisite forms of happiness.
Victor Hugo
#21. Kids: get away from the cell phones, get away from the computers, and mail someone a fish before it's too late.
Tom Magliozzi
#22. I'm the only one who gets to kiss that sexy mouth of yours ... The only one who gets to taste between your legs. And I'm the only one who gets to bury himself inside you ... and make you come.
Robin Bielman
#23. We need to get some rationality on the Second Amendment. This is crazy what we allow ourselves.
George Takei
#24. They have him,' Marina hisses, pointing into the dark. 'They have his body and I'm not letting them keep it.
Pittacus Lore
#25. You've got to be able to take a hit and learn from it and get back up on your bike again, or get back doing whatever you do, and try even harder next time. It's all about learning from your mistakes and using it the next time so you don't put yourself in the same situation.
Magnus Backstedt
#27. I'm a chairperson for 'No Kid Hungry', a campaign for poor American children.
Jeff Bridges
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