Quotes About Sex Jokes

#1. It's the teenage and university crowd, so we give them lots of sex jokes and gross humour.

Keenen Ivory Wayans

#2. While 'The Middle' is still funny for adults to watch, there aren't sex jokes. And I'm fine with that. I like the idea that my nieces and nephews can watch it without their parents.

Neil Flynn

#3. I have seen so few films in which the sex felt really respected by the filmmaker. Hollywood too often shies away from it or makes adolescent jokes about it ... Sex is only connected to the negative because people are scared of it.

John Cameron Mitchell

#4. If God does not open and explain Holy Writ, no one can understand it; it will remain a closed book, enveloped in darkness.

Martin Luther

#5. A man's sexual organ is penis and woman's sexual organ is brains.

DK Publishing

#6. Like preachers, I sell vision,
like perfume ads, desire
or its facsimile. Like jokes
or war, it's all in the timing.
I sell men back their worse suspicions:
that everything's for sale,

Margaret Atwood

#7. You know that's not what I mean! I just ... I don't know what to do with men. I get nervous. I make too many jokes. I act like a kid sister instead of their fantasy sex machine.

Victoria Dahl

#8. Evoke at painful junctures, when discouragement threatens to raise its head, the image of a vast cretinous mouth, red blubber and slobbering, in solitary confinement, extruding indefatigably, with a noise of wet kisses and washing in a tub, the words that obstruct it.

Samuel Beckett

#9. What's your favourite position?"
"I usually play winger."
"Zach, I adore you, but you can't make soccer jokes during phone sex. It just isn't done.

Tiffany Reisz

#10. Is my coitus whimsically inventive?

Chuck Lorre

#11. You need to doubt your doubts & believe your beliefs.

Rick Warren

#12. For me, it seems to help me take the pressure off if I don't pay attention to what other people are telling me.

Missy Franklin

#13. After a bout of sex,
Sam: And P.S., if I'm going to have to do this Bible-holding business twice a year, I ought to get paid a special stipend.
Nick: I just made a deposit.

Marie Force

#14. John Gielgud told us this story about Mae West. She was asked, 'Do you ever smoke after you've had sex?' She answered, 'I never looked.

Christopher Isherwood

#15. The jokes that take my last name and equate them to a sex act ... is a really cruel thing to do.

Monica Lewinsky

#16. I've never had sex. Never wanted to. Not with a man or a woman or an animal, though my family jokes about it. And I never will. The thought of it disgusts me.

Marie Phillips

#17. Since everyone is worthy of God's love, no one is worthless. From Quotes about God ISBN 978-1-036462-20-9

The Prophet Of Life

#18. Philosophy has been a masked ball in which a religious image of humankind is renewed in the guise humanist ideas of progress and enlightenment. Even philosophy's greatest unmaskers have ended up as figures in the masquerade. Removing the masks from our animal faces is a task that has hardly begun.

John N. Gray

#19. I learned to think about religion, race and sex through the complex and often unattractive medium of jokes.

Andrew Hudgins

#20. We just don't give in. If you can bend and not break, you always got a chance.

David Blatt

#21. The trouble began with Forster. After him it was considered ungentlemanly to write more than five or six novels.

Anthony Burgess

#22. Evolution has programmed our brains to find two things particularly interesting, and therefore memorable: jokes and sex - and especially, it seems, jokes about sex.

Joshua Foer

#23. The Washington State Supreme Court on Thursday announced a two year suspension for a lawyer caught having jailhouse sex with a triple murder defendant she was representing. Haha! Jokes on you, dummies ... I'm not really a lawyer.

Tina Fey

#24. The problems of life are not there merely to be solved. They are there to lead you into the adventure of life.

Prashant Shah

#25. Surfing is kind of a good metaphor for the rest of life.
The extremely good stuff - chocolate and great sex and weddings and hilarious jokes - fills a minute portion of an adult lifespan.
The rest of life is the paddling: work, paying bills, flossing, getting sick, dying.

Jaimal Yogis

#26. Pointing out the emotion in a scene is like laughing at your own jokes.

Diana Gabaldon

#27. A waste of time and money
is the beautiful and wonderful projection of peace.
The Religious Leader Petra Cecilia Maria Hermans
The Religion Of The Blue Circle
December 28, 2016

Petra Hermans

#28. As for basic jokes about sex and even my religious stuff, I don't find any problems with that, even if I'm gigging in the Bible Belt, because religious people don't come and see me.

Jim Jefferies

#29. The most casual examination will reveal the fact that all the jokes about the horrible results of masculine cooking and sewing are written by men. It is all part of a great scheme of sex propaganda.

Heywood Broun

#30. Nothing in our lives is a mere insignificant detail to God.

Oswald Chambers

#31. I don't like jokes about sex or bodily functions or drug use or the difference between New York and L.A. I never do any of that.

David Letterman

#32. I believe that the family unit has fundamentally been the most positive thing for society, and I don't believe that any minority has the right to create changes that impact on the majority.

Stephen Baldwin

#33. The jokes I used to do on 'Sex and the City' were always comic character things, and they were rarely hard jokes. As soon as you go up in front of people, it demands laughter.

Michael Patrick King

#34. She took her husband's jokes and joviality as patiently as everything else, considering that "men would be so", and viewing the stronger sex in the light of animals whom it had pleased Heaven to make naturally troublesome, like bulls and turkey-cocks.

George Eliot

#35. If sex isn't a joke, what is it?

Nella Larsen

#36. There have been so many jokes, about sex and relationships on the "Brady Bunch" set. For some reason, tabloids picked up on this Eve thing. I was on a late-night show and I said, "Oh, yeah, I've kissed her."

Maureen McCormick