Quotes About Sasquatch

#1. If someone says that they saw a Sasquatch, they're either lying or they are stupid! Now stop lying about the Jewpacabra before stupid people start believing you!

Kyle

#2. The show became popular as aspecialthing became popular. And Sasquatch, the guy who runs that site, started coming to every show and reviewing it. And when people start talking about the reviews from the stage. That to me is really self indulgent and we tried to put a caper on that.

Scott Aukerman

#3. Yo, I'm god incarnate. From the grimiest back blocks. Pazienza lyrical equivalent of Sasquatch

Vinnie Paz

#4. Being that I'm a tropical black man I don't get to see much snow. When I see snow I go crazy. That's why they call me Sasquatch. There's no Sasquatch found in the snow so I had to go back to my Sasquatchian roots.

Shaquille O'Neal

#5. As the sasquatch swung its claws down, Noah threw

Bryan Chick

#6. The minivan sounded like Sasquatch singing Ninety-Nine Bottles of beer on the wall after drinking ninety-nine bottles of beer- not pretty.

Rachel Higginson

#7. Mankind is not a race of noble savages - but primitive monsters hide inside us, elusive as Sasquatch ...

John Geddes

#8. Usually you can only catch the Sasquatch blur of your own legendary moments in the side mirrors.

Joe Hill

#9. Laistrygonians. Cannibals. Northern Giants. Sasquatch legend. Yep, yep. They are not birds. Not birds of North America.

Rick Riordan

#10. I swear," Hal said, "this place is like the Bermuda Triangle. It's friggin' spooky. I went out to feed the monkeys last night, and I saw the Easter Bunny walking down the road with Sasquatch. And now there are rockets shooting into the sky from nowhere.

Janet Evanovich

#11. Oh we both have screws loose. Just fucking look at us, Dex! We're in the mountains trying to find Sasquatch and we're arguing over the llama formerly known as Twatwaffle.

Karina Halle

#12. Good Lord, I'm regretting this now," I muttered. "I have never - ever - smelled BO this bad in my life. And I once had s'mores wit a Sasquatch."
"Hang out with him for awhile," Mort gasped. "Eventually it's not so bad."
"Wow. Really?"
"No. Not really.

Jim Butcher

#13. I thought he was a mutant cannibal sasquatch, and he took me down like a bag of chips at a stoner party.

Mimi Strong

#14. A good teacher protects his pupils from his own influence.

Bruce Lee

#15. I do believe that men can be emasculated by successful women. I don't think I'm emasculating. But I have seen the dynamic with men who either don't make money or make less money. It's just not good for them.

Teri Hatcher

#16. It's a terrible thing to die young. Still, it saves a lot of time.

Grace Paley

#17. It belongs to the self-respect of intellect to pursue every tangle of thought to its final unravelment.

Alfred North Whitehead

#18. It doesn't matter where I am - China will stay in me. I don't know how far I can still walk on this road and what is the limit.

Ai Weiwei

#19. - "Who the fuck is this Harry charakter?" "Superwoman, by all accounts.

Kate Tempest

#20. I imagine God creating humans was much like cavemen creating fire ... First it sparkles brightly, full of life and beauty. But then it grows, stronger and fiercer until it becomes dangerous and uncontrollable ... Then its creator can only stand on the hill and wait for his creation to die.

Ben Mitchell

#21. Clint's body count was now up to five - six including the vegetable. Killing was becoming a habit, and Clint realized that it was starting to bother him less each time. He feared that he was becoming desensitized to death, too accustomed to killing.

William T. Prince

#22. All the fatt's in the fire.

John Marston

#23. Its better to be thought a fool, than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.

William Jevning