Quotes About Retarded Love

#1. I love any movie that has a retarded person working at Starbucks.

Chris Kattan

#2. But she would make it, because maybe he wasn't much of a warrior but if there was one thing that he was cut out for it was an epic and retarded act of love.

Brian McGreevy

#3. Limiting the designation of marriage to a union 'between a man and a woman' is unconstitutional and must be stricken from the statute

Ron George

#4. It was because all we wanted was each other's constant love and attention and for no one else to receive that love and attention, which is a selfish and difficult place to be in a relationship. We were emotionally retarded, and that was the best we could do at the time.

Anthony Kiedis

#5. It'll be the ballot or the bullet. It'll be liberty or it'll be death

Malcolm X

#6. My mother and dad played the fiddle and the guitar.

Gordie Howe

#7. Smith opened the door and a small white chicken walked in, looked around curiously, and exploded. Where it had been was an onion, fully rigged with mast and sails.

Terry Pratchett

#8. While sleeping in a hammock, with the touch of a warm wind we remember why we are in love with the life!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#9. Let's put it to a vote. Shall the ballots be open or secret?"
"We don't need Soviet-style voting," Charushnikov said, offended. "Let's vote the honest way, the European way: secret ballots.

Ilya Ilf

#10. I still love her. But she's retarded, too.

Guy Ritchie

#11. Somehow I'd still managed to go all retarded at the sight of some handsome asshole with a nice smile.

C.J. Roberts