Plumbing Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 87 Quotes About Plumbing

#1. I'm just very sort of compulsive and lack the ability to keep things in perspective. If I'm not writing or playing guitar or on the microphone or out on the road, I'm cleaning pots and pans or freaking out about some plumbing issue or tweeting. - Author: Marc Maron
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#2. As I got older, I also found myself agreeing more with Nietzsche, as is no doubt inevitable once your plumbing starts to fail. - Author: Michel Houellebecq
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#3. My plumbing is no one's business but my own. - Author: Peter O'Toole
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#4. I don't like the expression "writer's block" because I think it presupposes that you have a problem with your plumbing. I really think it's the other way around. - Author: Etgar Keret
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#5. 'Are science and religion compatible?' It's like [asking]: 'Are science and plumbing compatible?' They're just two different things. - Author: Michael Shermer
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#6. I mean, just because you're a musician doesn't mean all your ideas are about music. So every once in a while I get an idea about plumbing, I get an idea about city government, and they come the way they come. - Author: Jerry Garcia
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#7. Where have you been?" he asked slowly.

"Um, in the bathroom, mostly," Larry said. Let's just say my plumbing is not working any better than Mexico City's. - Author: Kevin Sylvester
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#8. Sometimes I come across as superficial. Of this I am aware. However, you may be confident that inside my head I am forever plumbing new shallows, finding novel ways to express the obvious, reheating old jokes. - Author: John Dolan
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#9. When I was a child, doctors sent my grandmother home in a wheelchair to die. Diagnosed with end-stage heart disease, she already had so much scar tissue from bypass operations that the surgeons had essentially run out of plumbing. There was nothing more to do, they said; her life was over at 65. - Author: Michael Greger
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#10. Sex education in the modern manner has been well-described as plumbing for hedonists. - Author: George F. Will
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#11. Like plumbing, medicine is a profession where you learn early on not to put your fingers in your mouth. - Author: Diana Gabaldon
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#12. In practice I regarded prayer as somehow more spiritual than sitting on a committee, preaching as more anointed than plumbing. Only the revelation of Christ's Humanity infused vigor into my bloodless theoretical doctrine. - Author: Mark Shea
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#13. There is nothing like the plumbing fixtures to remind you that you're not in Kansas anymore. By - Author: Scott Turow
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#14. I supported myself by delivering the 'Wall Street Journal' and doing odd jobs. I love plumbing and carpentry. - Author: David Lynch
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#15. So it took me five years because in the interim I have been doing a lot of personal appearances and movies and some television series that went into the plumbing and I stopped writing for a while. - Author: Robert Klein
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#16. Instead of going to the ends of the Earth - and plumbing the depths of the oceans - to squeeze out every last drop of oil, we need, instead, to do everything we can to reduce the risks of offshore oil and gas production. - Author: Frances Beinecke
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#17. I'm married. I have three children. I have a mortgage to pay. The plumbing breaks and the yard needs trimming. However, what my wife and children need most from me is my passion for them. - Author: John Eldredge
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#18. Acting is not an important job in the scheme of things. Plumbing is. - Author: Spencer Tracy
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#19. We find it natural that we pay for a plumber or a mechanic, but demand our news for free. If we did not pay for plumbing or auto repair, we would not expect to drink water or drive cars. Why then should we form our political judgment on the basis of zero investment? We get what we pay for. - Author: Timothy Snyder
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#20. Had I been more responsible I might have made something of myself as a junk bond trader, long-haul trucker or perhaps a plumbing contractor. - Author: Brock Yates
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#21. If you consider the contribution of plumbing to human life, the other sciences fade into insignificance. - Author: James P. Gorman
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#22. Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing. It didn't change people's habits. It just kept them inside the house. - Author: Alfred Hitchcock
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#23. But while Sasha told us that in America even the most successful men can have but one wife at once
my father had six
and talked about escalators, indoor plumbing, and the various laws of the land, he did not warn us that I would be told by American teenagers that I should go back to Africa. - Author: Dave Eggers
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#24. Ah, hell. Before I met you, the only men I'd hung out with wore more makeup than I wear in a month and weren't interested in my plumbing. - Author: Tessa McFionn
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#25. I'm a professional actor. If I was a plumber, I wouldn't just do my plumbing in Beverly Hills bathrooms; I'd like to install air conditioning units and a few other things. - Author: Leslie Nielsen
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#26. Writing a novel is an act of self-annihilation as much as self-discovery. You can kill whole appetites and flood whole depths while plumbing them, but if you are serious about it you also get to put something into the world that wasn't quite there before. - Author: Andrew O'Hagan
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#27. Boys have outdoor plumbing. Girls have indoor plumbing. If we tried to pee standing up, it would just dribble down our legs. - Author: Maya Van Wagenen
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#28. I long to create something
that can't be used to keep us passive:
I want to write
a script about plumbing, how every pipe
is joined
to every other. - Author: Adrienne Rich
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#29. Games is like hardwired plumbing in the house of pop. It's not pop itself, its sort of like the behind-the-scenes arteries and capillaries of pop music. - Author: Daniel Lopatin
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#30. Nevertheless, it was a little bit surprising to find that Bloody Stupid had turned to bathroom design. But, as Ridcully said, it was known that he had designed and built several large musical organs and, when you got right down to it, it was all just plumbing, wasn't it? - Author: Terry Pratchett
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#31. I'd made water shoot out of the bathroom fixtures. I didn't understand how. But the toilets responded to me. I had become one with the plumbing. - Author: Rick Riordan
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#32. I suppose now I'm obliged to wish you happiness in your new life. Although happiness in the absence of indoor plumbing is a debatable concept. - Author: Lisa Kleypas
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#33. They were nothing like the French people I had imagined. If anything, they were too kind, too generous and too knowledgable in the fields of plumbing and electricity. - Author: David Sedaris
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#34. A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing. - Author: Christopher Morley
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#35. You know what I hate? The outdoors. I mean, generally. I don't like outside. I'm an inside person. I'm all about refrigeration and indoor plumbing and Judge Judy. - Author: John Green
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#36. You are confusing plumbing and love again. - Author: Robin Hobb
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#37. I had become one with the plumbing. - Author: Rick Riordan
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#38. Everybody likes to win. I don't care if you work for a small plumbing company or the most successful company in the world. There's a special flavor to winning. - Author: Marcelo Claure
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#39. Businesses have come and gone at Homeboy Industries. We have had starts and stops, but anything worth doing is worth failing at. We started Homeboy Plumbing. That didn't go so well. Who knew? People didn't want gang members in their homes. I just didn't see that coming. - Author: Greg Boyle
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#40. Anything that's strange is no good to the average American. If it doesn't have Chicago plumbing, it's nonsense. - Author: Ray Bradbury
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#41. Americans ... attach such a fantastic importance to their baths and plumbing and gadgets of all sorts. They talk as if people could hardly be human beings without all that; we in Europe are beginning to wonder if people can be human beings with it ... - Author: Ann Bridge
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#42. The table was shocked. The entire class in fact. They'd heard tell of Civil War reenactments, but they were still occurring? The War Between the States was another time and another country. As was the South. Are barbers still surgeons? Is there still sharecropping? What about indoor plumbing? - Author: T. Geronimo Johnson
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#43. The only works of art America has given are her plumbing and her bridges. - Author: Beatrice Wood
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#44. Sex is a pleasurable exercise in plumbing, but be careful or you'll get yeast in your drain tap. - Author: Rita Mae Brown
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#45. When we attempt to find meaning in the pursuit of pleasure, the commitment to a job, or through plumbing intellectual depths, we all eventually find in each of these pursuits a dead end. - Author: Charles R. Swindoll
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#46. Art is one of the dirtiest words in our language; it's mucked up with all kinds of meanings. There's the art of plumbing; there's the art of almost anything that you can say. - Author: Wayne Thiebaud
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#47. If you held your head the right way and squinted, we could practically pass for marmosets. Well, the lack of fur and the use of indoor plumbing would give us away, but you get the point. Monogamy is rare among animals, as we have seen, but hardly unheard of. - Author: Marlene Zuk
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#48. Men are easy,' he said, fingers tapping on his mahogany desk. 'A man's plumbing is like his mind: simple, very few surprises. You ladies, on the other hand ... well, God put a lot of thought into making you. - Author: Khaled Hosseini
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#49. A man's plumbing is like his mind: simple, very few surprises. You ladies, on the other hand ... well, God put a lot of thought in making you. - Author: Khaled Hosseini
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#50. Modern cynics and skeptics ... see no harm in paying those to whom they entrust the minds of their children a smaller wage than is paid to those to whom they entrust the care of their plumbing. - Author: John F. Kennedy
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#51. I believe that all of us are born heterosexual, physically created with a plumbing that's heterosexual, and created with the instincts and desires that are basically, fundamentally, heterosexual. - Author: Jerry Falwell
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#52. He trotted down the hallway on all fours and started in on his second favorite pastime, conversations with plumbing. Just what I needed: Stone, the Toilet Whisperer. - Author: Devon Monk
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#53. I grew up around hardware. I could sell you all the plumbing and electricity you want. - Author: Michael Rispoli
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#54. The thing that makes my generation The Greatest is our ability to hang out. We're spectacular at it. If you take somebody from my generation and sit them on a couch and bring them food and plumbing, they'll sit there and talk to you about anything you want until the day you die. - Author: Lewis Black
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#55. We are not called to give lifestyle tips or the self-help plumbing that today's worldly men and women crave. The Bible says the gospel is the "power of God for salvation to everyone who believes." (Romans 1:16b), so we must proclaim it. - Author: Richard D. Phillips
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#56. Most thermostats are built by plumbing companies. But you really need to understand how to build a phone to make them better. - Author: Tony Fadell
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#57. People in West Virginia do have cars. We have indoor plumbing. We even use knives and forks. - Author: John Kruk
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#58. Charles Wyly was born Oct 13, 1933, in Lake Providence, La., and for a period lived with his family in a shack without electricity or plumbing. - Author: Charles Duhigg
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#59. I grew up in Nacogdoches, Texas ... raised by my grandmother. We were very poor and had no indoor plumbing. My grandmother was a very religious woman, though, and she gave me a lot of faith and inner strength. - Author: Alana Stewart
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#60. As three unwavering bands of light, we were simple and separate and beautiful. As
machines, we were flabby bags of ancient plumbing and wiring, of rusty hinges and
feeble springs. - Author: Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
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#61. These men had not accepted the fact that culture and weaponry, or even culture and plumbing are not synonymous, and while a society may lag a hundred years behind in comforts and ethics, it may catch up in hardware in a human lifetime. - Author: T.R. Fehrenbach
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#62. There is something patently insane about all the typewriters sleeping with all the beautiful plumbing in the beautiful office buildings -and all the people sleeping in the slums. - Author: R. Buckminster Fuller
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#63. As I experienced life on the island, without electricity, plumbing or telephone, I thought it was important to show that people can live as I did without dying or falling apart. I wanted people to understand that we don't need everything that our culture tells us we have to have to be satisfied. - Author: Alix Kates Shulman
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#64. Leo ran down the hall waving a wrench. Man, did you have to destroy the plumbing? - Author: Rick Riordan
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#65. Making up characters and places and plots, unlike fixing your plumbing or doing dishes, is anything but practical or rational. I write what needs to be written the way that seems genuinely right. - Author: Etgar Keret
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#66. Art is too popular. If plumbing was as popular as art is we would have amateur plumbers running around brandishing wrenches and Roto-Rooters, climbing in and out of sewers and writing gibberish about pipe systems. And none of our our toilets would work. - Author: Walter Darby Bannard
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#67. My singing voice is somewhere between a drunken apology and a plumbing problem. - Author: Colin Firth
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#68. Landlords took the side streets, typically not in their Saab or Audi but in their "rent collector," some oil-leaking, rusted-out van or truck that hauled around extension cords, ladders, maybe a loaded pistol, plumbing snakes, toolboxes, a can of Mace, nail guns, and other necessities. - Author: Matthew Desmond
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#69. It's really important in any historical fiction, I think, to anchor the story in its time. And you do that by weaving in those details, by, believe it or not, by the plumbing. - Author: Jacqueline Winspear
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#70. My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal. - Author: Demetri Martin
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#71. Don't be more serious than God. God invented dog farts. God designed your body's plumbing system. God designed an ostrich. If He didn't do it, He permitted a drunken angel to do it. Empirical facts can add significantly to the meaning of "being godlike". - Author: Peter Kreeft
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#72. And what is the state but a servant and a convenience for a large number of people, just like the electric light and the plumbing system? And wouldn't it be preposterous to claim that men must exist for their plumbing, not the plumbing for the men? - Author: Ayn Rand
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#73. We don't have the plumbing to take care of what needs to be taken care of. - Author: Boomer Esiason
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#74. Liberals hate America, they hate flag-wavers, they hate abortion opponents, they hate all religions except Islam, post 9/11. Even Islamic terrorists don't hate America like liberals do. They don't have the energy. If they had that much energy, they'd have indoor plumbing by now. - Author: Ann Coulter
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#75. The more they overthink the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain. - Author: James Doohan
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#76. Basically, I'm a musical vocalist, but I do voiceover stuff as a sideline, like plumbing or something. - Author: Iggy Pop
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#77. Then again, I was never any good at plumbing the depths of a woman's heart. - Author: David Pilling
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#78. I also taught myself how to blow glass using a propane torch from the hardware store and managed to make some elementary chemistry plumbing such as tees and small glass bulbs. - Author: Robert B. Laughlin
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#79. At its core, I don't view Facebook as a social network. I think it could become the driver's license of the Internet. And beyond that, it can become the pipes and the plumbing upon what most of the Internet is built. I think it's very well positioned. - Author: Timothy Ferriss
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#80. Science is to computer science as hydrodynamics is to plumbing. - Author: Stan Kelly-Bootle
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#81. I consider myself a D.I.Y. home improvement guy. In a prior life, I completely gutted a house - redid the plumbing, wiring, moved sewage pipes, knocked down walls, everything. - Author: Gary Locke
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#82. Unseen University had never admitted women, muttering something about problems with the plumbing, but the real reason was an unspoken dread that if women were allowed to mess around with magic they would probably be embarrassingly good at it ... - Author: Terry Pratchett
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#83. Knowing the plumbing of the universe, intricate and awe-inspiring though that plumbing might be, is a far cry from discovering its purpose. - Author: Gerald Schroeder
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#84. [Television executives] are afraid to advertise condoms that could save lives, but do not blush about telecasting a National Geographic special on President Reagan's pelvic plumbing. - Author: Martin Nolan
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#85. Plumbing is usually boring. - Author: Alex Berenson
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#86. Although she didn't have the plumbing, she deluded herself that she was the modern W.C. (about Margaret Thatcher, M.T.) - Author: Lydia Millet
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#87. It's weird, man. I've had a weird life, and I don't want to end up on the dole. I'm fed up with the plumbing. And I think it would be good to be a little pop star again. - Author: Brian Harvey
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