Quotes About Pizza Delivery

#1. How exactly do you get banned from a pizza delivery place?" "Hey, don't judge me! Those bastards had it out for me!

R.L. Mathewson

#2. Over the years, I have been a house painter, farm worker, paste-up artist, Easter Bunny, pizza delivery person, homeless shelter staff member, and counselor for adults and kids with mental illness - I quit my last real job in 2000 to work on writing full-time.

Jennifer McMahon

#3. Me? I was lucky to get a grunt from the local pizza delivery girl. And I had nice eyes too, not to mention a killer ass. There truly was no justice in the world.

Rob Thurman

#4. My name is Mortimer Alexander and I am a licensed summoner."
"Darn. I'd hoped you were the pizza delivery guy.

Jana Oliver

#5. America does four things better than any other country in the world: rock music, movies, software and high-speed pizza delivery. All of these are sacred American art forms.

Courtney Love

#6. I was a pizza delivery man. I worked at a gas station. I worked a lot of jobs. A lot of jobs.

Joseph Bruce

#7. There's only four things we do better than anyone else: music movies microcode (software) high-speed pizza delivery

Neal Stephenson

#8. Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.

David Letterman

#9. I'd rather sell reefer than do pizza delivery.

Big Pun

#10. The trustworthy postman dressed in khakhi uniform riding a bicycle has been an integral part of urban and rural landscape in India; I wonder if this cultural icon will ever be replaced by the local pizza delivery man? The

Ambi Parameswaran

#11. Remember: Super Bowl is the biggest day of the year for pizza delivery - so no matter what happens in the game, Peyton Manning wins.

Frank Caliendo

#12. Why pizza delivery?" he says. "It makes people happy." Plus, Sugoi's gourmet selection includes deep fried pigs' brains, and I only pick off a few pieces. "Does it make you happy?" says Prentice. It does when I'm crunching deep fried brain.

T.W. Brown

#13. I called for back up," Nudge said. "The police, fire department, paramedics, and a few different pizza delivery places are all on their way.

James Patterson

#14. I have a computer, a vibrator, and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house? - Tabitha

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#15. I was a pizza delivery boy at the Pizza Oven in Canton. I wanted to get fired so bad, I actually wrecked the delivery car, but they wouldn't fire me because I was the only person they had working there.

Marilyn Manson

#16. People don't just appear on the beach unless they're demigods or gods or really, really lost pizza delivery guys. (It's happened - but that's another story.)

Rick Riordan

#17. Why just order a pizza, when you can get a restraining order for the delivery guys, make them come to you, sue them, and get all the profit?

Will Advise

#18. You forget my name?" "No." "Then, don't call me sir. It turns me on,

Ella Frank

#19. There is nothing that means more to a woman than a love she can count on.

Smokey Robinson

#20. I'm not sure if my husband is going to be there when I actually have the baby. He said the only way he's going to be in the room when there's a delivery is if there's a pizza involved.

Rita Rudner

#21. My dad gave me threepence to pay the fine but I spent it on a Wagon Wheel

Brenda Blethyn

#22. Who will take medicine unless he knows he is in the grip of disease?

C.S. Lewis

#23. In the Emperor's New Clothes, they got a different celebrity to do each voice. They drew up a picture of each character and then each actor wrote their own part.

Melissa Joan Hart

#24. Don't spend...but mend yourself...

Dan Brown

#25. My faith in humanity leads me to believe that people are looking for something more elevating than the sordid details of the intimate aspects of one's personal life.

Ginger Rogers

#26. Spread the light of your love through the magic of smile.

Debasish Mridha

#27. I was ready for huge transformation, emerging from the chrysalis, like the butterfly, a true metamorphosis, alive in all my beauty.

Leeza Donatella

#28. To imagine that it is possible to perform great military deeds without fighting is just empty dreams.

Napoleon Bonaparte

#29. Never expect & you will never be disappointed

Jo

#30. My delivery just got me buzzin like the pizza man

Drake

#31. I wish success could be ordered like delivery pizza, because I'd order take out.

Jarod Kintz

#32. I have been working. I've been blessed to have shared a movie in the north of Chile called 'The 33,' with Gabriel Byrne and Juliette Binoche and Antonio Banderas, which is the beautiful story of the miners (trapped underground for 69 days in 2010). And then, this incredible, epic story came my way.

Cote De Pablo

#33. Speed the soft intercourse from soul to soul, And waft a sigh from Indus to the Pole.

Alexander Pope