Quotes About Ovaries

#1. That man has some seriously oversized ovaries. Can you say PMS? He barked at anyone and everyone before shoving his way outside.

H.M. Ward

#2. The Victorian woman became her ovaries, as today's woman has become her beauty.

Naomi Wolf

#3. I gotta tell you, Davidson, I'm impressed," he said. "That took balls."
"Please," I said with a snort, "that took ovaries. Of which I have two."
"Have I mentioned that I'm a licensed gynecologist? If your ovaries ever need anything ...

Darynda Jones

#4. Besides," Shea continued, ignoring his words and trying hard not to feel what he was making her feel, "you don't want me either. Not really. You're just intrigued because I'm the only set of ovaries in town that doesn't flutter my eyelashes at you and giggle incessantly." ~ Shea

Sibylla Matilde

#5. Oh, try not to sound so much like Mom - you don't have the ovaries (Monica Morrell - Last Breath)

Rachel Caine

#6. A huge part of keeping women in their place has to do with creating a really limited definition of what a 'real' woman is like. And a ton of that what-makes-a-woman nonsense is attached to motherhood. Apparently, by virtue of having ovaries and a uterus, women are automatic mommies or mommies-to-be.

Jessica Valenti

#7. Down the corridor was not back into the bedroom, which was good ... Okay, she had to argue with her ovaries on that one, since all her feminine instincts were clamoring for her to climb tall, alien, and handsome like a frigging tree.

Mina Carter

#8. He was just your average biker in blue denim jeans, thick-soled boots and a long-sleeved shirt underneath the leather jacket, nothing special she tried to reason with her clutching ovaries, little traitorous bastards.

V. Theia

#9. I shoot hot bolts into you, I make your ovaries incandescent [ ... ] I am fucking you, Tania, so that you'll stay fucked.

Henry Miller

#10. Well, what do you know, not only did it turn out her ovaries had a little spark left in them - the suckers might as well have exploded between her hip bones. When

J.R. Ward

#11. A young woman in her teens has about 300,000 eggs in her ovaries. By the time she is menopausal, none are left.

Robert Winston

#12. I'm just not interested." "Do you have ovaries?" Jacob asked. I shot him a look. "Yes." ... "Then how are you not interested.

J. Lynn

#13. [ ... ] I know how to inflame a cunt. I shoot hot bolts into you, Tania. I make your ovaries incandescent.

Henry Miller

#14. I got the swag and it's pumping out my ovaries

Kreayshawn

#15. And my ovaries damn near burst into song when Dex pulled out one of those baby swaddlers and tucked my nephew into it to carry him against his massive chest.

Kristen Callihan

#16. It was said that Mrs. Campusky's ovaries were like popcorn poppers and the desert heat kept her puffing up with a never-ending pregnancy.

Douglas Clegg

#17. Good to know my ovaries were still functioning like sex was going out of style.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#18. It seems a stray bullet actually pierced the testicle of a Union soldier and lodged itself in the ovaries of a woman standing approximately 100 ft. away. She's alright, the baby's doing fine ... ofcourse the soldier's a little pissed off ...

Tom Waits

#19. Because there's no way on earth she's going to make it through college unless she grows some serious ovaries and turns this train wreck around

Lisa McMann

#20. Around midnight he'd decided there was but a single course of action: He must remove her ovaries to quell the madness.

Peter Geye

#21. It's so funny the world we live in now. The years where you are most fertile, those are also the fertile years for career and personal growth. And so you're not encouraged to get pregnant in your 20s. But the 30s are when the biology kind of has you by the ovaries, so to speak.

Staceyann Chin

#22. I'd leave, too, if I'd been held hostage against my ovaries for all that time. I'd have done more than just leave a few people unconscious behind me, too.

Alyssa Day

#23. I told her I wanted a plastic surgeon to sew me up, and I wanted her to freeze my ovaries, so I could harvest the eggs and have a biological child through a surrogate.

Fran Drescher

#24. I can't even be around children. It's a problem. My ovaries start screaming.

Odette Annable

#25. I don't read them; I just hit "accept." iTunes may own my ovaries, for all I know.

Mindy Kaling

#26. Movement turns dead dogs into maggots and daisies, and flour butter sugar an egg and a tablespoon of milk into Abernethy biscuits, and spermatozoa and ovaries into fishy little plants growing babyward if we take no care to stop them.

Alasdair Gray

#27. My ovaries kind of like him." I add, "A little,

Katy Evans

#28. Fuck you. I am more than just a pair of ovaries you can put a ring on.

J.R. Ward

#29. Apparently the pro-choice types who jump up and down in the street demanding that you keep your rosaries off their ovaries are entirely relaxed about the government getting its bureaucratics all over your lymphatics.

Mark Steyn

#30. Risk reduction for BRCA2 carriers includes taking tamoxifen. Removing ovaries prior to age 40 drops breast cancer risk in half. Ovarian cancer surveillance is unfortunately inadequate at early detection, but birth control pills reduce ovarian cancer incidence up to 60%.

Kristi Funk

#31. Allowing Marcus to lead her back to the Toyota, she glanced over her shoulder at Kerrie. "You - if you come near us again, I'll make you choke on your own ovaries. And I'll enjoy it. What's more, I'll make you enjoy it. Just sayin'.

Suzanne Wright

#32. Do you have ovaries?" Jacob asked.
I shot him a look. "Yes"
He slid down the back of the couch and sat beside Brittany. "Then how are you not intrested?

J. Lynn

#33. It takes more than balls to be a woman. It takes ovaries.

Solange Nicole

#34. I also know how ruthless and reckless young women can be when their ovaries overheat. My darling little Tehuti's Gonads had caught fire at the first sight of him. I could think of no feasible way to quench the flames.

Wilbur Smith

#35. In the immortal germ line of human beings - that is, the eggs that sit in the ovaries - they actually sit there in a state of suspended animation for up to 50 years in the life of each woman.

Mark Roth

#36. I have no clue. I have ovaries; therefore, I repel all things mechanical.

M. Leighton

#37. If I'd had the brass ovaries to do it last year, we wouldn't be here now.

Andrea Phillips

#38. Hayden's ovaries stood up and delivered a thundering ovation.

Tessa Bailey

#39. That took balls."
"Please," I said with a snort, "that took ovaries. Of which I have two.

Darynda Jones

#40. So not every female human being is necessarily a woman; she must take part in this mysterious and endangered reality known as femininity. Is femininity secreted by the ovaries? Is it enshrined in a Platonic heaven?

Simone De Beauvoir

#41. We aren't a curse upon the world. We are her new eyes. Her brain, testes, ovaries ... her ambition and her heart. Her voice. So sing. (556)

David Brin

#42. I guess I just have bigger ovaries.

Missy Giove

#43. In the case of judges, I wouldn't be shocked to find out the number on television exceeds the number in real life - what is it about those black robes that makes us think ovaries?

Jane Espenson

#44. I was wifing on him so hard my ovaries were wondering if it was baby time. I

Jasinda Wilder

#45. She's probably ovaries-deep in a carton of Ben and Jerry's right now while Mumford & Sons plays in the background.

Elle Kennedy

#46. Turns out ovaries work just as good as balls when you're in the driver's seat.

Reece Butler

#47. But we were playing Russian roulette with my ovaries and eventually my ovaries were going to succumb to the bullet.

Kristen Ashley

#48. At Stone's direction, Harry removed ovaries, blinded the female rats, and removed their olfactory bulbs. Sightless, hormone-deprived - it didn't matter. The mother rats crawled determinedly toward the baby rats. They were slower, maybe, but the homing instinct was magnetic, needle to the north.

Deborah Blum

#49. I hate to create cynicism about politicians. We just need to invade. Regular people need to run for office and keep their balls and ovaries intact.

Jane Fonda

#50. Son, feelings are what women have. They come from their ovaries.

Stan Smith

#51. Ovaries. Where were my ovaries?

Mariana Zapata

#52. He shrugged, a boyish mischief lighting his eyes. "I wanted to surprise you. I will admit that I knew you were a member. I also know you don't have a Dom. I guess I was hoping you would show me around." Sarah leaned over, whispering in her ear. "I am fairly certain my ovaries just spit out an egg.

Lexi Blake

#53. I pointed in the general vicinity of my left ovary, "This is Beam Me Up." Then to my right. "And this is Scotty." Garret chuckled and buried his face in his hands. He asked.

Darynda Jones

#54. If a relative has suffered Ovarian or Breast Cancer, get the genetic screening. It saves lives.

Lisa Jey Davis