Quotes About Oreos

#1. Not surprisingly, the kitchen was the most interesting, but only because I discovered a package of Oreos in the cupboard. - Author: Lois Greiman

#2. Ronnie snarled and Brendon roared back.
Her eyes narrowed. "You roared at me?"
"And I'll do it again if you can't keep your paws off my Oreos. - Author: Shelly Laurenston

#3. A friend is like an oreo, its not always that great, but it always gets better! - Author: Erinn Westbrook

#4. Fried Oreos. What were we talking about before? That's pregnancy-brain for ya! Ha ha ha ha! - Author: Jessica Simpson

#5. She put on the teapot and laid a couple of Oreos on a plate for Danny in case he decided to come up while she was lying down. - Author: Stephen King

#6. MC's they retreat cause they know I can beat 'em,
And eat 'em in a battle and the ref won't cheat 'em.
I'm the best takin' out all rookies,
So forget Oreos ... eat Cool J cookies. - Author: LL Cool J

#7. There is nothing more stimulating to the senses than that of a female body freshly emerged from a steaming hot shower, bathed in oils and feminine scents ... well nothing except maybe a freshly opened package of chocolate double-stuffed Oreos. - Author: Mark W. Boyer

#8. When I'm on a strict eating regimen, at some point I have to have French fries, a cheeseburger and some pizza. And Oreos and vanilla ice cream! - Author: Ciara

#9. You know you're a real grown-up when nothing but Oreos is black and white. - Author: Maria Murnane

#10. When did we get Watermelon Oreos? That just sounded so wrong. - Author: Ashlan Thomas

#11. Sometimes life takes oreos. But we have to learn to deal with it. - Author: Kayleigh Zubrod

#12. Deep-fried Oreos were sent from heaven to prove God loves us. - Author: Rachel Hawkins

#13. The one general theme I took away from that first week with my new friends, was that everyone had their issues. Life in its simplest form is an attempt to deal with and avoid potential impediments. Some families take dysfunction to lofty heights while other break apart like Oreos mixed in a blender. - Author: Phil Wohl

#14. Of course, that rationalization didn't work at all. It would have helped if I'd had some Oreo cookie ice cream to eat that the same time. I've learned that self-delusion is much easier when there's something sweet in your mouth. - Author: Lee Goldberg

#15. Hell is paved with good intentions. Heaven is paved with Oreos. - Author: Catherine Gilbert Murdock

#16. I am a picky eater. By that I mean, I love to pick the raisins out of oatmeal raisin cookies, the chips out of chocolate chip cookies, the white side off of black and white cookies, and the vanilla center out of Oreos. - Author: Dylan Lauren

#17. Health food may be good for the conscience but Oreos taste a hell of a lot better. - Author: Robert Redford

#18. So much hate and depression is making me feel sick, although that could also be attributed to the Pringles that I sandwiched between two Oreos. - Author: Melina Marchetta

#19. But replacing hunger for divine connection with Double Stuf Oreos is like giving a glass of sand to a person dying of thirst. It creates more thirst, more panic. - Author: Geneen Roth

#20. Lucas seemed to have realized our prediciment at the same moment I had. "I haven't got my credit card with me. Kinda left in a hurry. We just spent the only cash I had in my pocket." Too-bright signs from the few open stores made mee squint. "We'd have been better off with a slingshot and Oreos. - Author: Claudia Gray

#21. A lot of people love Oreos. So their manufacturer is making money. That means more dividends for shareholders. - Author: Maria Bartiromo

#22. It is important to eat Oreos the right way. - Author: Catherine Gilbert Murdock

#23. People who think animals have expressionless faces are like people who can ignore an open package of Oreos. Not quite human. - Author: Julia Kent

#24. I want teachers to teach, and I want Oreos to be eaten. - Author: Neil Cavuto

#25. I opened the bag of Oreos and commenced my training, bulking up with one Oreo after another. I washed them down with swigs from the bottle of scotch, as a real man should. When I was tired of the Oreos, after about the thirtieth, I took out a cigarette and tried like hell to give myself lung cancer. - Author: J.R. Rain

#26. I don't believe in right or left; I don't believe in Santa or Satan. I believe in things I can touch - like vodka and Oreos. - Author: Christopher Titus

#27. What would Kathy say if she knew I let the whole crew eat those Oreos when they never did eat their carrot sticks (which I had so firmly required as prerequisite)? All three of my kids were probably heading for disease (not enough veggies) and jail (not enough discipline). - Author: Dean Hughes

#28. I cannot walk past Peanut Butter M&Ms and Oreos. - Author: Horatio Sanz

#29. Khufu carefully picked out everything that ended with-o - Doritos, Oreos, and some chunks of meat. Buffalo? Armadillo? I was scared to even ask. - Author: Rick Riordan

#30. She deliberated too much afore making decisions; he acted on instinct. He liked Oreos, she preferred pasta worms. - Author: Sandra Hill