Quotes About Not Getting Laid

#1. He kept messing with her, trying to get her to sleep with him, but Eve had yet to do anything but tease him. In a world full of whores and junkies, not getting laid was a huge turn-on.

Debra Anastasia

#2. The reason you often get in comedy is because you're not getting laid.

Demetri Martin

#3. If you're a guy, you have absolutely no idea what's going on at any time in the relationship, ever. Here's what you know: you know when you're getting laid, and you know when it's all over. Those are the only two things you're aware of.

Adam Carolla

#4. The feelings that we equate with love-feeling sick, feeling insecure, not eating-that's just lust getting in the way. It's your ego saying, 'I want to get laid' and 'I hope she likes me more than I like her.' Love is something that should be there in 20 years' time.

Simon Cowell

#5. Walter Lucas, you're going to marry me. And you're getting epically laid as soon as we get home.

Heidi Cullinan

#6. If in large part we were concerned only with making it through another day without getting laid off, there was a smaller part just hoping to leave for the night without contributing to someone's lifetime of hurt.

Joshua Ferris

#7. Being attractive matters everywhere - getting jobs, getting laid, and yes, getting acquitted by a jury of your peers. No one can resist a pretty face. As long as it's not too pretty. Back

Marcia Clark

#8. I think it's much more interesting when people say, "I love being famous. I love the attention and getting laid and having people I respect admire me," than when they pretend it hasn't had an effect on them.

Leonardo DiCaprio

#9. The best thing about being famous is that it makes it easier to get laid.

Allen Ginsberg

#10. I'm grateful for doing those drugs, because they kept me from getting laid and I would have gotten AIDS.

Steven Tyler

#11. Remember literature, Charlie? It involved getting drunk and getting laid.

Don DeLillo

#12. You're kind of gross. Might want to think about shaving, too, unless you're going for the homeless look with no chance of getting laid.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#13. If I was a sex symbol, I would be getting laid a lot more than I am now.

Moby

#14. I'm getting comfortable with West Coast style, which is more laid-back than British style.

Cat Deeley

#15. Gabriel? She placed a kiss to his shoulder and laid her head against it.
We should move, she whispered.
Um hmm. Getting there.
She laughed. The water's getting cold.
Water?
Water from the shower, she said with a giggle.
We're taking a shower?

GiGi Duvall

#16. I sacrifice so much of my life, can I at least get laid?

Mike Tyson

#17. To getting laid and fighting fires.

Amy Andrews

#18. I only got into comedy to get laid

Jack Whitehall

#19. When you visit a foreign city you are in it, but not of it, separated by a glass wall. Once, while a student, I was getting dressed in my ground-floor room when a family of Italians crossed the grass to watch, as if I were laid on for their amusement and instruction.

Simon Hoggart

#20. I gave you sympathy. *I* want sympathy!"
"Are you kidding me? You have the sexiest man on the planet wanting you. You're getting laid regularly. No sympathy for you!

Jill Shalvis

#21. I got body lice in Germany! I'd tell you they were crabs, but I wasn't getting laid.

Billie Joe Armstrong

#22. When everything is laid out neatly and in sequence, you will feel much more like getting on with the job.

Brian Tracy

#23. Sara had given me the look. The don't fall asleep before I come to bed look. The I'm still not over the sight of our baby sleeping on your naked chest look. The you're getting very, extremely laid look. I fucking loved my life.

Christina Lauren

#24. I've always found that word ["hipster"] is used with such disdain, like it's always used by chubby bloggers who aren't getting laid anymore and are bored, and they're just so mad at these young kids for going out and getting wasted and having fun and being fashionable,

Gavin McInnes

#25. Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!

Rodney Dangerfield

#26. Can you believe our Ash is getting laid? Our baby is growing up. I'm so proud!

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#27. One of us needs to get laid."
"Just one of us?"
"What are the odds of both of us getting laid?

Tucker Max

#28. When things go awry, if they are mostly an inconvenience to you or a threat to your ego, instead of getting furious, can you laugh?
Sometimes the even the best-laid plans, the most carefully planned events can turn out quite differently than planned.

James Martin

#29. As an adult, getting paid thousands of dollars a week to say, "Aye, Sir. Course laid in" is a seriously sweet gig, but when I was a teenager, it sucked.

Wil Wheaton

#30. Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent.

Kevin Bacon

#31. Getting paid for being laid, guess that's the name of the game.

Elton John

#32. Aaron Sorkin was completely unable to understand the actual psychology of Mark or of Facebook. He can't conceive of a world where social status or getting laid or, for that matter, doing drugs, is not the most important thing.

Marc Andreessen

#33. Last night me and Kate we laid in bed talking about getting out, Packing up our bags, maybe heading south. I'm thirty-five, we got a boy of our own now. Last night I sat him up behind the wheel and said, Son, take a good look around, This is your hometown.

Bruce Springsteen

#34. If believing absurd falsehoods increase the odds of getting laid or avoiding predators, your brain will believe those falsehoods with all its metaphorical little heart.

Peter Watts

#35. Kate laid her hand against his cheek. "Why do you keep doing this? Why do you keep getting hurt?"
"Bad habit," Milligan mumbled.

Trenton Lee Stewart

#36. Courtroom for Ted Bundy's trial is packed with women, trying to meet him and give him love letters and wedding-f-king-proposals ... and the first thought that enters my mind is, "And I'm not
getting laid." What am I doing wrong?

Bill Hicks

#37. I'm laid back, I take my time, get the job done. Lebron is high flying, dunking, passing the ball well. He's getting the job done, too. But we're different.

Carmelo Anthony

#38. That's not making love; it's getting laid. There's a world of difference between the two. Settling for less is cheating yourself."
He looked at her steadily. "It's worth the wait.

Kat Attalla

#39. Now that I'm sober, I deserve to get laid.

Steven Tyler

#40. She hadn't planned on getting laid tonight but then she hadn't planned on missing her home and her friends and being thnis down and, frankly, this bored on her special day. She was so relieved to see a guy her own age it was worth a thank-you-for-walking-into-this-bar-fuck alone.

Amy Andrews

#41. Usually the kids are portrayed as very one-dimensional. Like these mindless animals that just have three things on their minds: getting laid, getting drunk, and driving real fast over Mulholland Drive.

Molly Ringwald

#42. [Oedipa Maas] awoke at last to find herself getting laid.

Thomas Pynchon

#43. At eighty-one, health club-lusting is as close as I'll ever come to getting laid again.

Patricia McConnell

#44. She. Spoke. To. Him. First. It was like winning the lottery, getting laid, and climbing the highest cliff all rolled into one. But he needed to play it cool, becase he was trending into lame-o land at a quick pace.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#45. Getting laid off was one of the worst things that ever happened to me. But it led to the best results.

Tom Smallwood

#46. As she walked, trying to find a hotel--any hotel--she was offered at least ten different ways of getting high, four or five ways of getting laid, and at least one way of getting even.

S. Andrew Swann

#47. You're getting laid way too much this trip." Chico Rivera

Bella Jeanisse

#48. Gabe?"
Our eyes met in the rearview mirror. "Thank you. For getting us out of there."
Gabe laid a hand over his heart in a gesture that would have meant "You're welcome" or even "I love you.

Corrine Jackson

#49. I don't know what's better: getting laid or getting paid.
I just know when I'm getting one, the other's getting away.

Kanye West

#50. If I don't get laid, I'll sure die trying.

Rod Stewart

#51. We don't like mystery. You like mystery, 'cause it's not a mystery to you; you know when you're gonna get laid.

Bill Maher

#52. I guess time flies when you're playing hockey every day and getting laid every night.

Sarina Bowen