Top 3 Getting Paid And Getting Laid Quotes
#1. As an adult, getting paid thousands of dollars a week to say, "Aye, Sir. Course laid in" is a seriously sweet gig, but when I was a teenager, it sucked.
#2. Getting paid for being laid, guess that's the name of the game.
#3. I don't know what's better: getting laid or getting paid.
I just know when I'm getting one, the other's getting away.
