Quotes About My Crappy Life

#1. Looks like I'm going to ruin your day, Big Boy. I choose to live my crappy life a little longer. (Susan)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#2. The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean.

Laird Hamilton

#3. I'm Nathan Parrish and you're the most beautiful girl I've laid eyes on in my entire life. And at the risk of sounding like that crappy Partridge Family song, I think I love you.

Rachel Gibson

#4. When you are having a really crappy day, and life seems to be kicking your ass, try to force your self to laugh. If you can achieve a smile and a laugh, you can chase any demons away

L.F.Young

#5. If life hands you some crappy chapters. . . then rewrite your story.

Ireland Gill

#6. Every time you see someone's bright-and-shiny, remember: They have their own crappy truths too. Of course they do. And every time you see your own crappy truth and feel despair and think, 'Is this my life?', remember: It's not. Everyone's got a bright-and-shiny, even if it's hard to find sometimes.

Sophie Kinsella

#7. Why isn't there a holiday for all the sad sacks of the world who might actually need a crappy gift or schmaltzy card to cheer them up? I'm waiting for the "Let's All Mope!" day or a "Life Sucks" three-day weekend. Aren't we the ones who really need that box of chocolate?

Kim Askew

#8. It's not far. Another week. Doesn't matter. I'll get you better shoes this time. And I'll carry your rocks for you. I'll even answer you question.

Veronica Rossi

#9. In my life, I have driven some crappy vehicles. But I have never been so desperate for a vehicle that I wanted a used rental car.

Jeff Foxworthy

#10. Life isn't about getting what we want. It's about turning the crappy cards we're dealt into a winning hand,

R.K. Ryals

#11. Coffee is one of the few constants in my life," I explained. "No matter where I go, no matter how crappy a day I'm having, no matter what kind of mood I'm in, coffee is always there to make me feel a little better.

Elliott James

#12. A lot of us have jobs where we need to give people structure but that is different from controlling.

Keith Miller

#13. When you're dealt a crappy situation, you think to yourself, At least it can't get any worse than this. And then life

Victoria Scott

#14. Don't try the paranormal until you know what's normal.

Terry Pratchett

#15. I did it because I thought I could die quickly if I lived like that. I couldn't end my life, leaving behind my younger sister. I thought that if I lived that way I would get punished and end this crappy life early. But now I want to live. Because I have a reason to live.

Ma-Roo

#16. Jesus was not denying the legitimacy of biblical law. On the contrary, He was affirming biblical law. We love God first; God commands us to keep His word; therefore, we must enforce the law on ourselves.

Gary North

#17. Life's too short to drink crappy coffee and cry over boys who don't care.

Matty Healy

#18. You've been busy matchmaking everyone in this city ... and beyond." Gerri winked. "Careful, before I set my sights on you.

Milly Taiden

#19. Of all the crap, crap, crappy nights I've ever had in the whole of my crap life. On a scale of one to 10, we're talking ... a minus 6. And it's not like I even have very high standards.

Sophie Kinsella

#20. I've had plenty of crappy jobs, but the only job I've ever really dedicated myself to has been acting. It's my life.

Dax Shepard

#21. Creating new jobs for Pennsylvanians continues to be my highest priority throughout the Commonwealth.

Ed Rendell

#22. I wanted so badly for there to be more. I ached for there to be more than my crappy little life.' He shakes his head. 'And there was more. I just couldn't see it.

Patrick Ness

#23. Music is the soundtrack to the crappy movie that is my life.

Chris Rock

#24. I think I've finally worked out how to feel good about life. Every time you see someone's bright-and-shiny, remember: They have their own crappy truths too. Of course they do.

Sophie Kinsella

#25. Life is like poker. Fair, random and risky.
As your crappy hand can win the game without it being seen, and even change mid-game.
-Alan Hernandez

Alan Hernandez

#26. Females create life, males end it. War, crime, violence, are primarily male franchises. Man shit. It's nature's supreme joke.
Deep in the womb, men start out as the good thing, and wind up as the crappy thing. Not all men. Just enough. Just enough to fuck things up.

George Carlin

#27. Because I am a mother, I am capable of being shocked: as I never was when I was not one.

Margaret Atwood

#28. Life is crappy and unfair some times. But deciding what yo do with that crap is all up to you

Unknown

#29. Yeah, my parents are crappy, but you hurt either of my sisters and I will spend my life finding ways to destroy you.

Patrick Ness

#30. I've never been good at giving advice. The only advice I ever gave people was to find something that you are passionate about. But I hate giving advice, because, who am I? I'm just a girl.

Gwen Stefani

#31. Look up for the stars. Where light meets earth, the land rolls back to ache of verges but do not with it turn.

Erin Moure

#32. I hate reading stuff that is depressing or morbid or in any way crappy. That's what life is for.

Marci Lyn Curtis

#33. We dreamt of a crappy apartment somewhere
Making love while we let the midnight air
Flow through the open window, into our closed hearts
Left bitter from heartbreak and too much time apart

Jessica-Lynn Barbour

#34. Life's full of opportunities to make crappy decisions that feel good. And after the first one, the rest get a whole lot easier.

Holly Black

#35. Life is too short to dwell on the crappy things of the past.

Jayda Skidmore

#36. When I dunk, I put something on it. I want the ball to hit the floor before I do.

Darryl Dawkins