Quotes About Muggers

#1. If all the women in the city fought like that, muggers would take up safer occupations, like wrestling rabid tigers.

J.C. Nelson

#2. Out in the world I go! Muggers! Autograph hounds! Junkies! People with real jobs! Maybe an easy lay! United Nation functionaries and diplomats!

Kurt Vonnegut

#3. On coaching the 1970s Philadelphia Flyers: Nobody likes us. Nobody outside Philadelphia, that is. In fact, the nicest thing people say about us is that we are a bunch of muggers.

Fred Shero

#4. The truth of the matter is that muggers are very interesting people.

Michael Winner

#5. A picnic? It's a little late for Central Park, don't you think? It's full of-'
He waved a hand. 'Faeries. I know.'
'I was going to say muggers,' said Clary. 'Though I pity the mugger who goes after you.

Cassandra Clare

#6. I'm starting to like muggers more than congressmen. At least the muggers don't claim they're doing you a favor.

Paul Jacob

#7. A few years ago we colonised this place with some of our finest felons, thieves, muggers, alcoholics and prostitutes, a strain of depravity which I believe has contributed greatly to this country's amazing vigour and enterprise.

Ian Wooldridge

#8. Friends and lovers were more dangerous than muggers.

Lou Harper

#9. Curiosity, that's what kills us. Not muggers or all that bullshit about the ozone layer. It's our own hearts and minds.

Woody Allen

#10. In housing in the fifties in Britain and the sixties, we pulled down the terraces - destroyed whole communities and replaced them with tower blocks and we built walkways that became rat-runs for muggers. That was the fashionable opinion. But it was wrong.

John Major

#11. Moonlight and roses hide muggers and thorns." Again

Phyllis Smallman

#12. Let us be clear. Prison works. It ensures that we are protected from murderers, muggers and rapists, and it makes many who are tempted to commit crime think twice.

Michael Howard

#13. The greatness of who we are is discovered by how we handle our mistakes. John Paul Jackson

Laura Smith

#14. You're barely even wearing a shirt! What are you going to do if a mugger jumps out at you, flash them?

Sarah Rees Brennan

#15. It's easier to swoon in pious dreams Than do good actions.

Gotthold Ephraim Lessing

#16. The more women walk around in sweat pants, the harder it is to tell who's out jogging and who's running away from a mugger.

Dana Gould

#17. She'd survived Endovier, yet she could still laugh.

Sarah J. Maas

#18. Oh, no! Hollypaw thought. You might be fed up with him, but we don't want him either, thanks.

Erin Hunter

#19. On getting mugged: I carry around months and months of receipts. I need a mugger who can file my VAT returns.

Dara O Briain

#20. It is absolutely my conviction, that Walter Salles will figure among the great directors of our time.

Arthur Cohn

#21. The other night a mugger took off his mask and made me wear it.

Rodney Dangerfield

#22. Time is the mother and mugger of us all.

Karen Elizabeth Gordon

#23. I didn't love school because I wanted to disguise that I was poorer than everybody else. So when I was a teen I reached out in a wrong way. I started to be a mugger, to rob people in the streets, just to supply for my needs.

George Foreman