Quotes About Microwaves

#1. Amazing, the poisons I used to put in my body. I used to love it.

Ronnie Wood

#2. My husband and my children inspire me on a daily basis to be the best wife, mom, and woman I can be.

Candace Cameron

#3. Before he sat down, my internal heat-seekers sensed what was coming my way: deep blue eyes that melted girls like Velveeta in a microwave. I tried to resist those microwave eyes, but sometimes there's no defense against them. I had a feeling I'd be seeing him weeping over my coffin later that night.

Natalie Standiford

#4. I am committed to my art. I believe that all art has as its ultimate goal the union between the material and the spiritual, the human and the divine. I believe that to be the reason for the very existence of art.

Michael Jackson

#5. Always imitate the behavior of the winners when you lose.

George Meredith

#6. Liberals want to burn the flag, but progressives just want to microwave it?

Stephen Colbert

#7. microwaves, and radio waves are too low-energy (and with

Kathy Wollard

#8. The last to be overcome is death, and the knowledge of life is the knowledge of death.

Edgar Cayce

#9. Language is as real, as tangible, in our lives as streets, pipelines, telephone switchboards, microwaves, radioactivity, cloning laboratories, nuclear power stations.

Adrienne Rich

#10. Owning a computer without programming is like having a kitchen and using only the microwave oven

Charles Petzold

#11. I've never thrown out a TV set out of some hotel's window, but I have thrown a microwave out of one 'coz it was cooler.

Kerry King

#12. Now you're asking me to explain microwaves to a monkey.

James S.A. Corey

#13. I am such a big fan of Batman.

Joey King

#14. I don't have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks stuff.

Mitch Hedberg

#15. The entire electromagnetic spectrum - from radar to TV, infrared light, visible light, ultraviolet light, X-rays, microwaves, and gamma rays - is nothing but Maxwell waves, which in turn are vibrating Faraday force fields.

Michio Kaku

#16. OK, think of it this way. Do you know how microwaves work?"
"No."
"It's based on microwaves."
"Oh, wait. I just remembered. I do know how microwaves work, and what you're saying is bullshit."
"Fine. It isn't microwaves.

Scott Hawkins

#17. Microwaves are like winter coats. They warm quickly, people never clean them and they look ugly after a year.

Jim Gaffigan

#18. Computers are to design as microwaves are to cooking.

Milton Glaser

#19. We think we're saving time with microwaves, cell phones, beepers, computers and voice mail, but often these things help us create the illusion of getting somewhere - and they foster a chain of constant activity. We're really just squeezing extra activity into every minute that we gain.

Arlie Russell Hochschild

#20. I was very eager to produce an oscillator for short waves. I was doing science with microwaves, and I would get down to a few millimetres in wavelength, but I wanted to get shorter wavelengths; I wanted to get into the infra-red because I saw there was a lot more to be done there.

Charles H. Townes

#21. I'm more like an oven than a microwave,

Erykah Badu

#22. Climate change is the 800-pound gorilla in the living room that the media dances around. But in the scientific community, it's a settled question: 95 percent of scientists believe this is happening with 100 percent confidence temperatures are rising.

Michio Kaku

#23. I began to realize something - to understand the future you have to understand physics. Physics of the last century gave us television, radio, microwaves, gave us the Internet, lasers, transistors, computers - all of that from physics.

Michio Kaku

#24. Then he did it, he crossed the line again. "Sal - Sal, don't tell anyone, but you're my favorite.

Mariana Zapata

#25. Make no mistake: peaceful madmen are ahead of the future.

Gabriel Garcia Marquez

#26. It is ludicrous to read the microwave direction on the boxes of food you buy, as each one will have a disclaimer: THIS WILL VARY WITH YOUR MICROWAVE. Loosely translated, this means, You're on your own, Bernice.

Erma Bombeck

#27. Video is universal and allows people around the world to communicate and exchange ideas.

Chad Hurley

#28. Our attitude towards others determines their attitude towards us.

Earl Nightingale

#29. School was a very cruel environment, and I was a loner. But I learnt to get hurt, and I learnt to cope with it.

Kate Bush

#30. -"You won't like me if I'm cruel."
-"I don't like you now."
-"We don't lie."
-"I'm mortal, Irial. I can lie all I want to.

Melissa Marr

#31. They say you're not supposed to put metal in a microwave oven. They're right.

Steven Wright

#32. My mind was not driving the car. If you doubt me, try being a twelve-year-old boy with your biggest sexual fantasy punning you against a wall mostly naked in a pool, and then tell me I'm lying

Eli Easton

#33. If you try to pop the unpopped kernels in the microwave, you go back in time.

Gary Gulman

#34. We are a nation that shouts at a microwave oven to hurry up.

Joan Ryan

#35. Boredom is a fearsome prospect. There's a limit to the number of cars and microwaves you can buy. What do you do then?

J.G. Ballard

#36. Much as I like getting awards in Oldenburg, Germany and Torino, it's nice to get one in America.

James Toback

#37. Don't be rude to the middle-agers," he says. "They didn't even have microwaves when they were young, and that's really, really sad." "Look, that's not my fault," I say, pointedly. "We lived without iPhone 6+. Sometimes life is hard.

Tarryn Fisher