Top 100 Quotes About Martha Stewart
#1. Franchesca and Sharkey, my French bulldogs, have their own blog. And they are brilliant at it.
Martha Stewart
#2. I am always asking myself how I can improve the lives of my customers, my colleagues, my shareholders, my family and my friends.
Martha Stewart
#3. I always disagreed with the separation of the name and the brand and the person To build on that name and brand is one thing. To divorce the name and the brand from the person was not an approach that I agreed with.
Martha Stewart
#4. Fifty-seven percent of Americans are do-it-yourselfers, craftspeople, and artisans and makers.
Martha Stewart
#5. BoomTown has long been a big fan of Martha Stewart.
Kara Swisher
#6. I admire the courage and self-reliance it takes to start your own business and make it succeed.
Martha Stewart
#7. The homes I like the best are totally occupied, busy, and useful, whether it's a tiny little house or a great big one. Rarely do you find a great big house that's used in a good way. So I prefer smaller spaces that are full of books, full of things that people are doing.
Martha Stewart
#8. In New York the other day, there was a pro-Martha Stewart rally. Only four people showed up ... and three of them were made out of crepe paper!
Conan O'Brien
#9. Martha Stewart is getting out of prison so today the terror alert was raised from orange to pesto.
David Letterman
#10. Yes! We finally captured Martha Stewart. You know, with all the massive and almost completely unpunished fraud perpetrated on the public by companies like Enron, Global Crossing, and Tyco we finally got the ring leader. Maybe now we can lower the nation's terror alert to periwinkle.
Jon Stewart
#11. I told him I had always kept my inner Martha Stewart chained in the basement, but for his sake I would set her loose."
~ Haven Travis
Lisa Kleypas
#12. I imagined Martha Stewart trying to take over Pops kitchen. That would be better than Godzilla vs. Mothra
Piper Kerman
#13. In New York, I get a tremendous amount of ideas by looking at the paintings and the sculptures, adapting artistic endeavors to crafts. There is a lot of inspiration around us that we can see every day and turn into projects.
Martha Stewart
#14. Drones can be useful tools, and I am all about useful tools. One of my mottos is 'the right tool for the right job.'
Martha Stewart
#15. Our passion is and should always be to make life better.
Martha Stewart
#16. That's reality, it's accessibility. People are used to seeing me like that for the last year, I think, ... To avoid it is avoidance. We're not going to avoid things.
Martha Stewart
#17. President Bush got an early Christmas gift. This week, President Bush was chosen as 'Person of the Year' by Time magazine. Not only that, Martha Stewart was chosen as person of the year by Doing Time magazine.
Conan O'Brien
#18. Martha Stewart was found guilty on all charges. You know what that means, stripes are in this year.
Jay Leno
#19. I'm the ghetto Martha Stewart, the black Rachel Ray.
Coolio
#20. I was a very curious person because of my parents. They encouraged me to be as curious about as many things as I wanted.
Martha Stewart
#21. I'm very inspired by nature - you could say Mother Nature. I look at things around me and get all kinds of inspiration daily.
Martha Stewart
#22. All I really want is a three-room house. The home I have designed at my new farm in Bedford, New York, is a three-room house: bedroom on top, living room in the middle, and kitchen on the ground.
Martha Stewart
#23. Your like Martha Stewart on crack, my neighbor shouted as I stuck another cardinal in with the daisies.
Debby Bull
#24. We're not so free that we don't have to listen to rules, and laws, and regulations. Those are important. But the spirit, the freedom of the spirit, that's what I think of American Dream, that we are free here to do what we want to do, what we set out to do.
Martha Stewart
#25. I use the same products on my body as I use on my face. I don't think there's really any difference between the two, so the more moisturizers and serums you use, the better off you are.
Martha Stewart
#27. All the things I love is what my business is all about.
Martha Stewart
#28. As you would expect, the loss of freedom and the lack of privacy are extremely difficult. But I am safe, fit and healthy.
Martha Stewart
#29. I like when she [Martha Stewart] demonstrates how to transport a potted plant while wearing Hermes pants and uses enough packing material to move a whole house. But we're just moving one plant. Really you just put the plant in a truck and go.
Alexis Stewart
#30. Earlier today Martha Stewart issued a statement saying 'I am innocent and will fight to clear my name.' Yeah, Martha then said 'I look forward to the day when people stop thinking I am guilty and get back to thinking I am cold and arrogant.'
Conan O'Brien
#32. Who was this guy? she found herself asking. Looks like Paul Bunyan, runs a bar, has all these guns, and cleans and launders like Martha Stewart.
Robyn Carr
#33. I don't think there's any company that has the same tools as Martha Stewart Living does, and people know that. They really love the tools and, if you have the tools, you can pretty much do the craft.
Martha Stewart
#34. I'm kind of a complainer, but not about getting old. I complain about, you know, something that can be fixed.
Martha Stewart
#35. Our families and our homes are the center of American life, Everything we do is to make those homes-and the lives in them-more beautiful, more comfortable, more functional and more full of life and light and joy for those we love.
Martha Stewart
#37. Sighing dismally, she acknowledged that some things just weren't humanly possible - not even Martha Stewart could fold fitted sheets.
Karen Marie Moning
#38. Have you seen the cover of Newsweek? They have Martha Stewart on the cover, but it's not actually Martha. It's a doctored photo. They put Martha's head on a slimmer woman's body. And Martha was very upset about this. She said, 'Hey, if I wanted my face on another woman's body, I'd stay in prison.'
Jay Leno
#39. Doing projects really gives people self-confidence. Nothing is better than taking the pie out of the oven. What it does for you personally, and for your family's idea of you, is something you can't buy.
Martha Stewart
#40. Every inch of the house is covered in flowers and lace and screams tacky. It's like Martha Stewart vomitted, and this is the crap that came out.
Victoria Scott
#41. Really try to find a job where it's fun to get up and get out the door, no matter what time.
Martha Stewart
#42. I love cabdrivers. I love their unpredictable manners. I love the pictures of their families on the visors. I love the fact that most of them think I'm Martha Stewart.
Diane Sawyer
#43. The corporate scandals are getting bigger and bigger. In a speech on Wall Street, President Bush spoke out on corporate responsibility, and he warned executives not to cook the books. Afterwards, Martha Stewart said the correct term was to saute the books.
Conan O'Brien
#44. I live in an old house with no closets and no built-ins. I hate big cupboards.
Martha Stewart
#45. I want you to know that I am innocent - and that I will fight to clear my name.
Martha Stewart
#47. I think it's very important that whatever you're trying to make or sell, or teach has to be basically good. A bad product and you know what? You won't be here in ten years.
Martha Stewart
#48. I was the second of six kids. I wouldn't say we were poor; we had no money. That's different.
Martha Stewart
#49. I'd like to learn how to cook. I've hauled around this big, old, heavy Martha Stewart cookbook in my suitcase to Cape Cod, L.A., Paris. I don't know what possessed me.
Mamie Gummer
#50. Everywhere I go, I always look for creative entrepreneurs, whether it's artisans and craftsmen, small farmers and gardeners, or restaurateurs who use fresh, locally sourced ingredients.
Martha Stewart
#52. The environment changed with Martha Stewart and Enron.
Steve Martin
#53. My goal with our American Made program is to inspire people of all ages to become 'doers,' whether it's them learning how to make an easy weekday dinner or starting their own business.
Martha Stewart
#54. Martha Stewart showed up at Manhattan FBI Headquarters to have her finger prints taken and pose for a mug shot. Then Martha explained how to get ink off your fingers using seltzer water and lemon juice.
Conan O'Brien
#55. Martha Stewart contributes more to our civility than the Baptist church.
Dave Hickey
#56. I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens.
Rip Taylor
#57. You know Kim Jong Un, the evil dictator of North Korea? Apparently, a guy in his inner circle used his ashtray while smoking and Kim Jong Un had him executed. I remember the same thing happened when a guy used Martha Stewart's personal lemon zester.
David Letterman
#58. I'm never sick. Why get sick? It's a waste of time.
Martha Stewart
#59. I love the challenge of starting at zero every day and seeing how much I can accomplish.
Martha Stewart
#60. I must reclaim my good life and I must return to my good works.
Martha Stewart
#61. A lot of TV people buy more than one of an item, in case they spot or stain it, but I don't like buying duplicates - it's wasteful.
Martha Stewart
#62. I am not quite Martha Stewart, but I do like cooking and gardening.
Dennis Basso
#63. I was a very good cook, and I knew I could build a business.
Martha Stewart
#64. I don't have time to have friends come and stay, except on weekends in Maine. I invite a lot of people to come to Maine.
Martha Stewart
#65. Each generation is smarter than the generation before, and they need total diversion and encouragement and things to think about.
Martha Stewart
#66. Once you realize that you have identified a passion, invest in yourself. Figure out what you need to know, what kind of experience and expertise you need to develop to do the things that you feel in your heart you will enjoy and that will sustain you both mentally and economically.
Martha Stewart
#69. All these rappers on stage and Martha Stewart has done the most jail time.
Natasha Leggero
#70. I love Champagne and I love to drink it out of any kind of beautiful glass.
Martha Stewart
#71. I try to seek out and surround myself with people who just percolate fresh, original, and creative ideas.
Martha Stewart
#74. You have to focus on what's important to you and go for it. But don't stab people in the back. It poisons your whole life if you're like that.
Martha Stewart
#75. If you learn something new every day, you can teach something new every day.
Martha Stewart
#76. It's sort of the American way to go up and down the ladder, maybe several times in a lifetime.
Martha Stewart
#77. My dream ... was to be an eclectic knowledge-gathering person.
Martha Stewart
#78. For styling, I don't like a lot of mousse. I do use Sally Hershberger's Texture Blast, which is like a hair spray, but just at the roots. I have really good hair, and I don't like to plaster it.
Martha Stewart
#79. I look up to Martha Stewart, and I love that she has product lines that are true extensions of her brand.
Tyra Banks
#80. When you write a book, you're an expert, and people look at you in a different way.
Martha Stewart
#83. Martha Stewart has two houses in East Hampton. She has an old fashioned Victorian house and a very new modern house.
Steven Gaines
#84. My daughter emails me. When your daughter starts to email you instead of talk to you ... It's horrible. You cannot forget human communication.
Martha Stewart
#85. I take pride in taking care of all the housework so that my wife, who works as a designer for Martha Stewart, won't need to sacrifice any of her leisure time when she gets home.
Said Sayrafiezadeh
#86. Earlier today, the jury at the Martha Stewart trial reached a verdict. Martha was found guilty on all charges. In a related story, there's a huge sale at K-Mart.
Conan O'Brien
#88. I invented 'It's a good thing' before you were even born.
Martha Stewart
#89. I didn't want to turn into Martha Stewart. I wanted to turn into a more organized, more gracious me. And that truly has happened.
Jen Lancaster
#90. The first book really was kind of an entertaining textbook for the homemaker. I couldn't find a good book about entertaining in 1982, and neither could my friend, so I decided to write it.
Martha Stewart
#91. When I was incarcerated at Alderson in West Virginia for a five-month term, they had a ceramics class.
Martha Stewart
#92. Many of my executives have worked with me since the beginning. I can be fair and decisive and encouraging as well as demanding.
Martha Stewart
#93. So the pie isn't perfect? Cut it into wedges. Stay in control, and never panic.
Martha Stewart
#94. Martha Stewart denied allegations that she had been given inside information to sell 4,000 shares of a stock in a biotech firm about to go under. Stewart then showed her audience how to make a festive, quick-burning yule log out of freshly-shredded financial documents.
Dennis Miller
#95. I have a microphone on one ankle and an ankle bracelet on the other, so I'm well balanced today.
Martha Stewart
#96. I believe in a man and a woman being equal. I really believe that we can do anything we set our minds to.
Martha Stewart
#97. I like knowing about everything, and I think that really helps me in my business.
Martha Stewart
#98. When I was a model - and I was all during high school and college - you always wanted to be on the cover of a magazine. That's how your success was judged. The more cover, the better.
Martha Stewart
#99. I have cotton or flannel sheets, depending on the weather. They have to be ironed, and I get my bed changed nearly every day.
Martha Stewart
#100. I think baking cookies is equal to Queen Victoria running an empire. There's no difference in how seriously you take the job, how seriously you approach your whole life.
Martha Stewart
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