Quotes About Margaritas

#1. To remove blood stains from your conscience try frozen margaritas.

Demetri Martin

#2. Parenthood can be very rewarding, but let's face it, so are margaritas at the adults-only pool.

Jen Kirkman

#3. I'm going to guess that you hate coconut, so I should probably answer that I make killer margaritas." She laughed again. "I knew you were smart.

Denise Grover Swank

#4. Project Runway, chocolate and margaritas and suddenly all is right with the world

Sarah Pekkanen

#5. If you put down a list of jobs, doctor, lawyer, janitor, teacher or movie star, everybody would pick the movie star. And why? So you could lie around the pool, drink margaritas and send money to your parents. So that's what I did.

Steve Guttenberg

#6. Sometimes life throws you limes and you have to make margaritas.

Sophie Monroe

#7. the only things I needed for spiritual redemption were sand and water, authentic Mexican food, and buckets of margaritas.

Camille Pagan

#8. Margaritas are my favorite. And my fiance makes them just perfect.

Garance Dore

#9. Up until two years ago, I was one of the top-selling real estate agents in the tricounty area. I went to a convention in Boca Raton. I had one too many margaritas, met a tall, pale, and handsome man in the bar, and woke up a vampire."
"I was mistaken for a deer and got shot," I offered."
"Oh.

Molly Harper

#10. The women had one of their get-togethers last night. From what I heard, it was lots of margaritas and ice cream and calling you a bastard. They're all hungover this morning, so

Susan Mallery

#11. It sucks, but no Long Islands or margaritas when you drink. It has to be straight vodka.

Nicole Polizzi

#12. If life gives you limes make margaritas.

Jimmy Buffett

#13. That's the last time I put you in charge of the tequila when we're making margaritas

JoAnne Kenrick

#14. The Amish can resist Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, pornography, ice-cold margaritas on tropical beaches, designer drugs, fast cars (actually, all cars), thong underwear, American Idol and sneakers. But they can't resist the bicycle. This is because the bicycle is a Truly Great Invention. A

BikeSnobNYC

#15. If liking Katy Perry and drinking margaritas is gay, then who wants to be straight?!

James Franco

#16. I believe - to the best of my recollection, anyway - that I soon made the classic error of moving from margaritas to actual shots of straight tequila. It does make it easier to meet new people.

Anthony Bourdain

#17. A lot of people just look at acting as a quick fix - they don't have a work ethic. This is a job; it's not all margaritas on the beach.

Jeremy Luke

#18. We usually have margaritas on Thursdays but since it's Tuesday I'll make an exception.

Chelsea Handler

#19. Avocados are one of my weaknesses. Creamy but firm, even plain, they call margaritas, chips, and good times to mind. Fortunately, they are so nutritious that the fat content is pretty much canceled out.

Beth Harbison

#20. The old saying is that when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. I say f*** that. When life gives you lemons, make margaritas.

Kristin Neff

#21. Gaby wasn't having much luck with cats lately. The stray from yesterday had left her with red welts and a bad dream, and Lemon had just tried to eat her hair.

Angela Cervantes

#22. Live a life you don't need to take a vacation from

Jill Liberman

#23. Christianity ... made, for nearly 1,500 years, persecution, religious wars, massacres, theological feuds and bloodshed, heresy huntings and heretic burnings, prisons, dungeons, anathemas, curses, opposition to science, hatred of liberty, spiritual bondage, the life without love or laughter ...

M. M. Mangasarian

#24. The world surely has not another place like Oxford; it is a despair to see such a place and ever to leave it, for it would take a lifetime and more than one to comprehend and enjoy it satisfactorily.

Nathaniel Hawthorne

#25. The loudspeaker on the wall crackles, hisses, and suddenly announces, in astonishingly soothing tones, that a train is going to be delayed. An ocean swell of sighs ripples through the waiting room.

Andrei Makine

#26. Well, I guess [2001: A Space Odyssey] legitimized [science fiction], particularly for people who looked down on science fiction; you know, the intelligentsia. My definition of the intelligentsia: someone who's educated beyond their intelligence.

Arthur C. Clarke

#27. I think that, in comparison, New Yorkers and Northerners are so guarded.

Genevieve Gorder