Quotes About Lube

#1. If you can't joke about giant french ticklers and gas powered dildos in a fucking locker room then the terrorists win, E. Our freedoms are eroding. I'll pick up lube and condoms instead. Bring your hand. It's the only action you're getting.

Celia Aaron

#2. Exercise is roughly equivalent to an oil lube and a filter for a car. You don't have to do it, but when you do, it makes the car run a lot better.

S. Jay Olshansky

#3. You don't fuck with fate, Oz, because she'll ass-rape you with no lube, wearing a spiked dildo.

Katrina Monroe

#4. Arik didn't know how long he'd been in hell. Time was one never-ending, no-lube f&*k when you were in the dark and in agony.

Larissa Ione

#5. Grab the lube, 'cause you are so going for the Fucking God button.

K.D. Sarge

#6. I'm gonna need a strap-on, a dildo, some lube, condoms, and more of that tequila.

Kendall Grey

#7. Don't come in, Dad!" Hank said.
"Believe me, I won't," Karma said with a vocal shiver. "Just ... I have, um, condoms and lube." And in a mutter, "Your mother made me.

Eli Easton

#8. While the seeming independence of the federal judiciary has played a vital part in making its actions virtual Holy Writ for the bulk of the people, it is also and ever true that the judiciary is part and parcel of the government apparatus and appointed by the executive and legislative branches.

Murray Rothbard

#9. It works ... (Dr.Ducks Ax Wax & String Lube) .. makes the strings last longer ...

Larry Coryell

#10. I hope more women see, at least eventually, that a healthy relationship isn't anything that breaks you down.

Debby Ryan

#11. To promote the sales of GM vehicles, Obama says the government will stand by your GM car warranty. And all the taxpayers will get a lube job.

Ann Coulter

#12. . . . my father had been brutal on me, but with him out of my life I had in turn become tough on myself. I knew enough about the game to be a pro but had never learned to have fun at it.

Patrick O'Sullivan

#13. Y'look like someone told you they'd stopped making lube.

K.A. Mitchell

#14. God,' he thought, 'never let me outlive my wits.

Patrick O'Brian

#15. You think he has some bomb defusing MacGyver contraption cooked up that involves lube, condoms, and a paper clip?

Stephani Hecht

#16. I switched to using I Can't Believe It's Not Butter as my anal lube," Earl said. "My cholesterol is down 20 points.

Jon Konrath

#17. Ty burst out laughing when he saw it. "Is that a travel pack of lube? I didn't even know they made those."
Zane grinned. "Where the hell have you been buying your lube?

Madeleine Urban

#18. Something just ain't right about thanking the Lord for sending you an opportunistic pretty boy who carried a string of condoms and single use packets of lube in his pocket. Still, I did it.

James Buchanan

#19. In all these interludes with Sevastyan, I hadn't been Natalie. I'd been Natalya. And that brainless hussy didn't seem to know better.

Kresley Cole

#20. I did work hard at auditions, and three years at RADA isn't like a walk in the park. And then it takes a lot of sacrifices, giving certain things up in order to audition, in order to do a play, whatever it may be.

Andrew Buchan

#21. While Hannah was busy positioning the laptop and shimmying out of her shorts and a thong, I pushed off my boxers and squirted lube into my palm. I glanced at my cock. It stood stiffly from me, nine thick, smooth inches for which I didn't thank God often enough.

M. Pierce

#22. Tell me you spotted a condom tree over to the right by the stream of lube.

Jane Davitt

#23. You keep your phone under your pillow?" Kelly asked with a laugh. This was the first time they'd shared a bed while Nick was on duty. "How does it fit beside your gun and your knife and the lube?

Abigail Roux

#24. You might be a redneck if your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.

Jeff Foxworthy

#25. At the end of the day, I was still a virgin, all alone in a dark room, humping a lubed-up robot.

Ernest Cline

#26. Definitely. I've got posters of girls in bikinis, too. And like, a whole bedside drawer of lube." "I would be disappointed if you didn't." Cassidy laughed.

Robyn Schneider

#27. How did they even fit you inside a jail cell with a head that big?" "Same way I got inside you. Lots of lube, baby.

Cassia Leo

#28. Money was invented as a lubricant for the barter system, but we're way overdue for a lube and oil change.

Daniel N. Robinson

#29. Toys like handcuffs, paddles, and nipple clamps?" Andrew arched a brow. "Or flavored lube, anal plugs, and edible panties?

Alicia White

#30. A single bead of water rolled along the length of his spine and glided down the powerful lines of his body. Mariel moistened her lips and watched its seductive descent, overwhelmed with the temptation to trace its path with the tip of her tongue.

Madeline Martin

#31. I decided to go for the honest answer. "My guess is I'm going to bed with a mental image of you, some lube and a box of tissues.

Kirsty Moseley

#32. I believe in Heaven. I don't believe that this is it, and then we're done.

Melissa McCarthy

#33. Side effects from doggie joy may include face lube and leg-humping" ~ Oberon

Kevin Hearne