Quotes About Koalas

#1. The more I considered it, the more I realized how much I have in common with these koalas. We're both immunocompromised, lightly diseased, exhausted, and full of toxins. I'm totally a koala.

Jenny Lawson

#2. What is likely to vanish - or be transformed beyond recognition - are many of the things we think of when we think of Australia: the barrier reef, the koalas, the sense of the country as a land of almost limitless natural resources.

Jeff Goodell

#3. Fun fact: You may hug koalas in the Australian state of New South Wales, but not in Queensland. So ... if you didn't hug your koala nice and tight before you got here to Sydney, you're going to be shit out of luck until we go back to Surfer's Paradise.

Elle Lothlorien

#4. Don't be such a dumbass, Gabe. Koalas don't travel in herds. They move in heaps. Much like emus move in ripples, and kangaroos travel in photo-ops.

Elle Lothlorien

#5. You know, if rabid koalas went around giving hugs. I gurgled a laugh at the ridiculous ways my mind kept me from going into shock or freezing up.

Meghan Ciana Doidge

#6. I did find out about the koalas and how eucalyptus makes them high and why they sleep all day. They're little druggies.

Kristen Bell

#7. By 1914, the royal families of Europe were inbred to the point of pantomine. You feel about them as you do about koalas. Nothing so stupid has any right to exist on the planet. On the other hand, they are rather cute, and in grave danger of extinction due to their specialised needs.

Nancy Banks-Smith

#8. I'm confident in who I am. I've come to a place in my life where I've accepted things that are me, as opposed to feeling pressure to explain myself to people around me. That's just the way I've always tried to be. It didn't change when I became a star.

Lady Gaga

#9. Even I realized that money was to politicians what the eucalyptus tree is to koala bears: food, water, shelter, and something to crap on.

P. J. O'Rourke

#10. Religious work can be done by natural men without the gifts of the Spirit, and it can be done well and skillfully.

A.W. Tozer

#11. Being with my family is very important to me, and touring is very important to me, too, because it's who I am. It's what I do.

Keith Urban

#12. Lalalalalalallalalallalalalal have nothing to say

Roald Dahl

#13. It's like a koala pooped a rainbow on my head and I can taste the colors.

Paul Becker

#14. I have lately obtained the opinion of a number of Chief Constables, who declare with almost complete unanimity that the recent great increase in juvenile delinquency is, to a considerable extent, due to demoralising cinematograph films.

Herbert Samuel, 1st Viscount Samuel

#15. I've thought about living the koala's life, but you may need to petition the government quarantine rules to make it happen. Quarantine would make me extra grumpy.

Grumpy Cat

#16. You are my koala bear, and I am your tree.

Zoe Sugg

#17. I have become a pupil of the AA movement rather than the teacher.

Bill W.

#18. A person who can look inside into his soul sees then with his vision one and all standing outside around in support to him that they are only as truthful and trustworthy to him as he to all others.

Anuj

#19. Americans need bullshit the way koala bears need eucalyptus leaves. They've become totally addicted to it. They get so much of it back home that they can't survive without it.

Michael Moorcock

#20. I'm a heterosexual. I don't know why I'm like this. I was just born this way.

Roseanne Barr

#21. I hate having long hair. It's like walking around with a dead koala on your back!

Russell Crowe

#22. If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important rule of beauty, which is: who cares?

Tina Fey