Quotes About Katt Williams

#1. I'm a big fan of Katt Williams, Jim Gaffigan, Louie CK, Margaret Cho, Kathy Griffin, Rich Vas, Joey Vega and Matt Claybrooks.

Chris Rock

#2. I know we have to hurry!" Klaus cried. "I'm moving these noodles as quickly as I can!

Lemony Snicket

#3. White people, you did not get a receipt for niggas, you can not return us!

Katt Williams

#4. If your pussy was so good, you would drive a better car.

Katt Williams

#5. He comes back with the script, and it's racist like a 1940's Newspaper.

Katt Williams

#6. Hello? ... No I'm sorry no Shaquita here. Well what number did you dial?.. No it's a nine not a seven ... Well try it if it doest work call me back we'll figure this thing out.

Katt Williams

#7. Our Redeemer ever present in the most Blessed Sacrament, extends His hands to everyone. He opens His heart and says, 'Come to Me, all of you.'

Raphael Kalinowski

#8. Just hit the blunt one time and see if it don't change your perception on whats important in your life.

Katt Williams

#9. My name is "A Pimp named Slickback" Wait ... A Pimp?? ... Named Slickback. Yes, please say the whole thing if you would. Yes, that includs the "A Pimp Named" part. Yes Tom, everytime.

Katt Williams

#10. Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them motherf***ers, it'll be your last headache.

Katt Williams

#11. I am crazy about mysterious things.

Fyodor Dostoevsky

#12. You can't even go to Heaven if you get killed by Spinach, you can't even go. You don't even know what to tell Jesus. You Just 'You know what Jesus, I did have a salad, I really Did I- I Didn't know what I was thinking about.

Katt Williams

#13. Some people seem so different, some people feel so much more than other people, some people are able to push past things so much easier. And ... it's just fascinating to me.

Marnie Stern

#14. Did you know that I can see you?

Katt Williams

#15. There's only winning and losing, and in our society, as in all societies, there's the person that's doing the winning, or there's the person that's facilitating the winning.

Katt Williams

#16. A woman gets stretch marks from one of two things. Either she was big and got small or she was small and got big.

Katt Williams

#17. All of this comes out of what is now an empty space. There are depths to this. It's a lot to think about. From an empty space the future. If there's no empty space where can one put the future? It all figures if you take the time to think it out.

Russell Hoban

#18. The past is something for you to learn from and the future is something that you hope is going to happen, but I'm always speaking to my actual fans in present tense.

Katt Williams

#19. I used to feel that I spent too much of my time in my pajamas doing nothing, and I'd think 'in the time that I don't spend writing, I could raise a family of five.' In a lot of ways, being a writer is lonely and alienating.

Elizabeth Wurtzel

#20. Well, my story, surely, would furnish out a surprising kind of novel, if it were to be well told.

Samuel Richardson

#21. Live out of your imagination instead of out of your memory.

Les Brown

#22. America is a bunch o' bullies. Tell me what the Iraq uniform is like. Don't worry, I'll wait.

Katt Williams

#23. I'm a grown man. I do whatever I feel like doing with my hair. And if for some reason you feel like there's a magnet and you should have something to say to me, then more power to you. I hope you're prepared.

Katt Williams

#24. All comedy comes from a dark place.

Katt Williams

#25. Dying has a funny way of making you see people, the living and the dead, a little differently. Maybe that's just part of the grieving, or maybe the dead stand there and open our eyes a bit wider.

Susan Gregg Gilmore

#26. My legs tired, ain't your legs tired!? His legs ain't Tired! He Just ... Tinktinktinktinktinktink, TinktinkTinktinkTinktink!! Just paperclips and Sparks everywhere!

Katt Williams

#27. Don't worry honey, I'm too mean to die.

Jack Dempsey

#28. Years, lovers, and glasses of wine. These are things that should never be counted.

Anthony Capella

#29. Buy a condom, ribbed for her pleasure. Turn it inside out, now it's ribbed for your pleasure.

Katt Williams

#30. My father said about money: 'You have to have some. But you don't have to have all of it. Just be honest with yourself.'

Joe Paterno

#31. Thus a man will sometimes suffer half an hour of mortal fear with a robber, but once the knife is finally at his throat, even fear vanishes.

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

#32. Rawls, the back-up running back (Tank wrenched his leg out of socket, which I didn't know was possible).

Alan Janney