Top 49 Katt Quotes
#1. Bucky B. Katt: I'm not closed minded you're just wrong
Darby Conley
#2. Bucky Katt: A bad writer is just a good writer with writer's block.
Darby Conley
#3. I'm a big fan of Katt Williams, Jim Gaffigan, Louie CK, Margaret Cho, Kathy Griffin, Rich Vas, Joey Vega and Matt Claybrooks.
Chris Rock
#4. Audiences can be leery of sequels; the studios make a hit, they see dollar signs, and they make a cheap rip-off.
William Katt
#5. Cooking gives you the ability to grow as a person and to give yourself confidence. You can invite people around, you can sit down and eat together and it makes you feel about ten feet tall because you've done it with your own hands.
William Katt
#6. He comes back with the script, and it's racist like a 1940's Newspaper.
Katt Williams
#7. Hello? ... No I'm sorry no Shaquita here. Well what number did you dial?.. No it's a nine not a seven ... Well try it if it doest work call me back we'll figure this thing out.
Katt Williams
#8. I mean, were you born a freak?" I asked. I flinched at my own words. I didn't mean to be rude it just came out that way. The girl rolled her eyes to me. "I don't know. Were you born stupid?" Okay, maybe I deserved that. "Yeah, probably.
Dinah Katt
#9. When I play a good guy, I try to explore them and figure out what shapes them and makes them interesting. When I'm playing a bad guy, I try to explore everything that makes them good. No one ever really thinks that they're a bad guy.
William Katt
#10. Cooking is a life skill. We need to eat every day so why not find out about what you're putting into your body?
William Katt
#11. Just hit the blunt one time and see if it don't change your perception on whats important in your life.
Katt Williams
#12. My name is "A Pimp named Slickback" Wait ... A Pimp?? ... Named Slickback. Yes, please say the whole thing if you would. Yes, that includs the "A Pimp Named" part. Yes Tom, everytime.
Katt Williams
#13. She looked mean, but I think that was her natural resting face.
Dinah Katt
#14. You can't even go to Heaven if you get killed by Spinach, you can't even go. You don't even know what to tell Jesus. You Just 'You know what Jesus, I did have a salad, I really Did I- I Didn't know what I was thinking about.
Katt Williams
#15. One of the key things is to encourage people to have a go in the kitchen and not to be embarrassed by it. Try and spend a couple of nights a week cooking something up. It doesn't have to be complicated, it can be something really simple.
William Katt
#16. If you get vegetables in season, the difference is remarkable compared to vegetables that might have been imported. You can't beat fresh ingredients and seasonal fresh ingredients. There's nothing quite like the taste of a beautiful summer strawberry.
William Katt
#18. I like to spend as much time on the stage as possible. I don't do a regular TV series because I don't want to be overexposed.
William Katt
#19. That was when things got weird. You may have thought things were weird already, but this was uber-weird
Dinah Katt
#20. People sometimes say that it's cheaper to give their kids a couple of pounds to get themselves a burger or pizza. I don't mind people doing that, but not every night. It's like everything in life, you've got to get the balance right.
William Katt
#21. There's only winning and losing, and in our society, as in all societies, there's the person that's doing the winning, or there's the person that's facilitating the winning.
Katt Williams
#22. A woman gets stretch marks from one of two things. Either she was big and got small or she was small and got big.
Katt Williams
#23. I know that some people feel that cooking is time consuming, but cooking is an activity that you can do for yourself and you'll be in good condition to do all the other things that you want to do in your life for a very long time.
William Katt
#24. Like anybody else, athletes like to pig out on a bit of junk food every now and then, but they also know that they couldn't do that all the time if they wanted to keep their body in peak condition to compete at the highest level.
William Katt
#25. And that's basically the end of this story. I know it sounds unbelievable and all. And I'm not saying I can explain all the time travel parts or the magical tattoo parts. You may not even believe me. That's okay, though. I know it happened and that's all that counts.
Dinah Katt
#26. I like carrots that have got a bit of personality and have three or four legs! They may look weird but they taste fantastic.
William Katt
#27. America is a bunch o' bullies. Tell me what the Iraq uniform is like. Don't worry, I'll wait.
Katt Williams
#28. Do not go where you don't belong. I scoffed. That sounded like an invitation if I ever heard one.
Dinah Katt
#29. Buy a condom, ribbed for her pleasure. Turn it inside out, now it's ribbed for your pleasure.
Katt Williams
#30. Strike two. Add dumb as a box of rocks to the list of why I don't like these guys. I got to my feet, deciding to play nice. After all, they were just poor dumb guys who couldn't help it that there weren't enough brains in their genes.
Dinah Katt
#31. My legs tired, ain't your legs tired!? His legs ain't Tired! He Just ... Tinktinktinktinktinktink, TinktinkTinktinkTinktink!! Just paperclips and Sparks everywhere!
Katt Williams
#32. Little known fact: When you get really scared and too many scary things happen at once, you can leave your body. I don't know if it's your soul or your consciousness or what, but you can literally float up in the air over your body and watch what it's doing.
Dinah Katt
#33. This was a true pants-pooping moment.
Dinah Katt
#35. I'm a grown man. I do whatever I feel like doing with my hair. And if for some reason you feel like there's a magnet and you should have something to say to me, then more power to you. I hope you're prepared.
Katt Williams
#36. Your skin and hair feel good, you sleep better and you start feeling so much better about yourself when you start eating properly.
William Katt
#37. I had read once that dumb people didn't know they were dumb. They thought they were just as smart as anybody else. That was a very unsettling thought. What if I was really dumb and didn't know it?
Dinah Katt
#38. I try to cover myself, to have another movie under way before the last one comes out. I've been able to just scrape by, holding out for good parts instead of taking anything.
William Katt
#39. If your pussy was so good, you would drive a better car.
Katt Williams
#40. I shrieked like a little girl, which, if you think about it, makes total sense.
Dinah Katt
#41. I had a choice. My instincts told me to hurry up and give the choking man the Heimlich maneuver. My brain told me to stay still until he expired and chalk this one up to divine intervention.
Dinah Katt
#42. A stealthy ninja monkey she was not.
Dinah Katt
#43. Sometimes the only thing a person has to hold onto is a bubble and that's enough to keep them afloat. If the bubble busts, they sink like a stone.
Dinah Katt
#44. The past is something for you to learn from and the future is something that you hope is going to happen, but I'm always speaking to my actual fans in present tense.
Katt Williams
#45. Food is fuel and it keeps us going just like a car needs petrol. When you're running a car it's important to think about what fuel you're putting in because if you put in the rough stuff, what's going to happen? The car's going to slow down and perform badly because you've neglected it.
William Katt
#46. I'm never quite sure what I'm looking for in a comic book! It just jumps off the page somehow and hits you square between the eyeballs and you know that's the artist for the story.
William Katt
#47. I figured I only had about two seconds to live. It's amazing how many thoughts you can have in two seconds.
Dinah Katt
#48. Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them motherf***ers, it'll be your last headache.
Katt Williams
#49. White people, you did not get a receipt for niggas, you can not return us!
Katt Williams
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