Top 39 Quotes About Kangaroos: Famous Quotes & Sayings About Kangaroos

#1. The chimpanzees in the zoos do it, Some courageous kangaroos do it Let's do it, let's fall in love. I'm sure giraffes on the sly do it, Even eagles as they fly do it, Let's do it, let's fall in love.

Cole Porter

#2. Australians were unique due to our corals, our apples, our gum trees and our kangaroos.

Harold Edward Holt

#3. When I went to Australia, I went shark diving. It was crazy. It was called 'extreme' shark diving because even though we were in cages, we literally could touch the sharks swimming by. They were huge and I'm terrified of sharks. Then I went to a wildlife park and held kangaroos. That was nice.

Taylor Lautner

#4. My mother on her death bed told me, 'Where the hell did that kangaroo come from!?' - it just popped out of nowhere and punched her in the head and caused a cerebral hemorrhage, so I thought I'd move to a country where there were no kangaroos!

Colin Mochrie

#5. Do not make the mistake of assuming that because we're women we'll eventually want children. We aren't kangaroos - this internal pouch isn't one we all feel instinctively compelled to fill.

Sylvia D. Lucas

#6. Ernie thought - what's the expression? - that he had a couple of kangaroos loose in the top paddock.

Louis Nowra

#7. Even to this day, no native Australian animal species and only one plant species-the macadamia nut-have proved suitable for domestication. There still are no domestic kangaroos.

Jared Diamond

#8. Don't ask why the elephants wear such large shoes,
And why the kangaroos are reborn kidnappers,
And why the sailing birds are all Romantics.

Robert Bly

#9. Don't be such a dumbass, Gabe. Koalas don't travel in herds. They move in heaps. Much like emus move in ripples, and kangaroos travel in photo-ops.

Elle Lothlorien

#10. Two kangaroos were talking to each other, and one said, 'I hope it doesn't rain today. I hate it when the children play inside.

Henny Youngman

#11. Until we do something about wild dogs, kangaroos competing for pasture, your fortunes in life aren't gonna turn around.

Barry O'Sullivan

#12. Oh! kangaroos, sequins, chocolate sodas! / You really are beautiful! Pearls, / harmonicas, jujubes, aspirins!

Frank O'Hara

#13. Small Planes, Large Fences, and a Rather Daunting Number of Zombie Kangaroos, Because That Is Exactly What This Day Needed

Mira Grant

#14. I've always wanted to go to Australia. I hear it's a great place. I mean, kangaroos are pretty awesome. That's an up factor.

Zachary Gordon

#15. I've been to Australia.
I've met the devil
drank beer
and snogged kangaroos.

Alan C. Martin

#16. I travel way too much to have any pets. But if I could have one, I'd want a quokka. They're basically small kangaroos native to Western Australia.

Justine Larbalestier

#17. With kangaroos, you say 'Sit!' and they start boxing with you. They're nuts!

Jerry O'Connell

#18. I rubbed my head against his chest like a cat soliciting attention and marking her territory. I couldn't get close enough. I wished humans had a pouch like kangaroos.. I would happily climb in and let Griff tote me around everywhere.

Genna Rulon

#19. Kofi Annan's kangaroo court ... a clear and present danger to the war on terrorism and Americans fighting it all over the world.

Tom DeLay

#20. Like say if the mom and dad of god said he could never get dirty. There would be no world!

Lynda Barry

#21. Evolution is a snail, but Revolution is a kangaroo; one crawls, other jumps!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#22. Ben often comes here. It's some kind of kangaroo graveyard. He likes to collect kangaroo bones. What can I say? It's just something Stink Collectors do.

J.E. Fison

#23. He (Ozzie Smith) plays like he's on a mini-trampoline or wearing helium kangaroo shorts.

Andy Van Slyke

#24. IT is well for us that, amidst all the variableness of life, there is One whom change cannot affect;

Charles Haddon Spurgeon

#25. If you were a kangaroo you'd forget you've got a joey in your pouch.

Steve Fowler

#26. I usually do about five cuts as a director. I haven't ever directed a film where I haven't made five passes through the movie, and that takes a long time.

Steven Spielberg

#27. Hopefully New Zealand let me stay, and they don't kick me out and ban me. And I hope I don't get killed by a kangaroo, 'cuz I heard that happens out there.

Vince Staples

#28. One of the reasons I think Dark Shadows still runs is that it's dependent on nothing else other than a story.

David Selby

#29. We had put almost all of our possessions in storage, which was a metaphor for being twenty, as were so many things.

Lorrie Moore

#30. -what was the point of hating Valentine for being a monster when he didn't even know he was one?

Cassandra Clare

#31. How true, how true" said the Sour Kangaroo, "And from now on, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm going to protect them with you!" And the Young Kangaroo in her pouch said "Me too!

Dr. Seuss

#32. When you've been falsely accused of serious crimes as often I have, you learn to recognize the oncoming inevitability of the next one.

David A. McIntee

#33. I am a native of Taiwan, and I earned my bachelor's degree in electrical engineering from National Taiwan University. I received my master's and Ph.D. degrees in electrical engineering at the University of Tennessee in Knoxville.

Min Kao