Quotes About Jerks In Life

#1. In life you'll meet a lot of jerks. If they hurt you, tell yourself that it's because they're stupid. That will help keep you from reacting to their cruelty. Because there is nothing worse than bitterness and vengeance ... Always keep your dignity and be true to yourself.

Marjane Satrapi

#2. You cannot be who you are not.
Simply rest, sit still and unknot.
You may even try to emulate and inspire,
But it's the inner self that you'll transpire.

Ana Claudia Antunes

#3. You stop pretending life is such fin or makes sense. It's often messy and cruel and dull, and we do the best we can. It's unfair, and jerks seem to win. But you fall in love with a few people.

Anne Lamott

#4. It me birthday and nobody came ... Bigfoot decide do something nice for self for big day and sneak in they house at night and pick out own present and blow out flickering candle of life in they brains. Make a wish, jerks.

Graham Roumieu

#5. But, I've learned, as we all must, that adults are jerks too. At least some of them. And that's why I feel so strongly that if you have the opportunity to surround yourself with people who aren't jerks, you should not just take it, but grab it, seize it, squeeze the living hell out of it.

Clinton Kelly

#6. There are jerks all over Washington. Life is short; being a jerk is just unnecessary.

Mona Sutphen

#7. Life was briskly and efficiently stripping Quentin of his last delusions about himself, one by one, shucking them off in firm hard jerks like wet clothes, leaving him naked and shivering.

Lev Grossman

#8. As if on a conveyer belt, there will be a never ending supply of idiots and jerks that come and go in your life. Whether you stop the belt to dance with any one of them is up to you.

Dan Pearce

#9. Usually when you're in love, you're miserable.

Cassandra Clare

#10. There are two things I know about life ... Only the good die young but the real jerks will live forever.

Lewis Black

#11. A gladiator only gets to use a real sword when he fights in the arena, since no Roman worth his salt trusts a gladiator with a real sword in the ludus. You have that ungrateful wretch Spartacus to thank for that.

Simon Scarrow

#12. The problem with a life freely chosen every day, a New Testament life, was that it could end at any moment.

Jonathan Franzen

#13. I was never an assimilationist. I always thought gays had some special mission.

Edmund White

#14. Advanced life-forms, my seweet patootie. Jerks. Both of them.

James Patterson

#15. It's time for students to learn that Life is Triggering. Once they leave college, they'll be constantly exposed to views that challenge or offend them. There are a lot of jerks out there, and no matter what your politics are, a lot of people will have the opposite view.

Jerry A. Coyne

#16. True success is figuring out your life and career so you never have to be around jerks.

John Waters

#17. The optimist thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist knows it.

J. Robert Oppenheimer

#18. The techniques of kitsch, which are based on imitation, are rational and operate according to formulas; the remain rational even when their result has a highly irrational, even crazy, quality.

Hermann Broch

#19. Effective fund-raising is based on relationships.

Jeffrey Deitch

#20. Stay away from people who don't know who they are but want you to be just like them. People who'll want to label you. People who'll try to write their fears on your face.

Richard Peck

#21. It isn't the ups and downs that make life difficult; it's the jerks.

Charlie Chaplin

#22. You need to let the spirits have their way Shan

Eliot Pattison