Quotes About Guys Who Are Jerks

#1. When was it that men agreed to respect the appearance and not the reality?

Henry David Thoreau

#2. If people did not fear me so, how could anyone tolerate me?

Courtney Milan

#3. Obey and pay attention to everything I am ordering you to do, so that things will go well with you and with your descendants after you forever, as you do what Yahweh sees as good and right. - Deuteronomy 12:28

Paul Nison

#4. This cave within a cave, this paleolithic pussy, this decent into the deepest dark of fuck.

Tom Robbins

#5. Just as war is too important to leave it to the generals, science and technology are too important to leave in the hands of the experts.

Sheldon Rampton

#6. One day she told me that they'd decided that my gender was divvied into two neat piles-Men and Guys. Basically, all the saints of the world: Men. The jerks, the players, the wet T-shirt contest aficionados? They were Guys.

Gayle Forman

#7. All skinny guys with beards are jerks

Randy Quaid

#8. But, really, are there any guys out there who aren't jerks? I don't even know any grown-up men who aren't jerks.

Margaret Peterson Haddix

#9. Eve is gorgeous, and she gets plenty of attention from guys, but her taste is selective. She only dates complete jerks.

J.B. Salsbury

#10. The guys who played with your feelings were jerks, Jane. You deserve better than guys like them. At least you did deserve better until you decided to play their game.

Meredith Schorr

#11. We must patiently endure every tribulation.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#12. Girls can be so petty and jealous. I swear they're worse than guys sometimes. Except they're all quiet about it. They sugarcoat it or else they talk behind each other's backs. It's seriously twisted.

Melody Carlson

#13. We're weird guys. I don't know if a lot of people get our humor. A lot of people probably think we're jerks. We're real sarcastic. Really ironic and stuff. We mean well, but we joke around probably a lot more than we should.

Brendon Urie

#14. Given that I was interested in physics, I think it was easier for me to do physics in India.

Vandana Shiva

#15. I've always been attracted to jerks. They range from sassy weirdos who are ultimately pretty good guys to sociopathic sex addicts, but the common denominator is a bad attitude upon first meeting and a desire to teach me a lesson.

Lena Dunham

#16. Why did all the hot guys have to be such jerks, and why did I still want to sleep with them?

Tara West

#17. That those who live narrow lives have only themselves to blame when they find themselves shocked.

Naomi Alderman

#18. I don't think that most women have to prove that they're real women. You live long enough, you graduate to being real.

Charles Baxter

#19. It really wasn't fair. Why did guys have to be such jerks?

Ellen Emerson White

#20. Women who say that they have met the most amazing guy in the world are only saying that because they haven't lived with them yet.

Heather Chapple

#21. HMPH. Why are all the hot guys either jerks or part of a sinster plot to murder your friends?

James Asmus

#22. Not the way he looks, but specifically the way he looks at me threatens my inhibitions. It's all greedy yearning.

Sarah Noffke

#23. All guys are jerks but they get hotter with age and we learn to be more tolerant.

Kristen Bell

#24. I realize I'm very fortunate to hopefully make a lot of money playing football. I don't know if I want to abuse that privilege and make myself a larger figure than I am.

Andrew Luck