Quotes About How Life Screws You Over

#1. The phrase she was so mad she could chew nails and spit screws ran though his mind at her look. Damn. He had really fucked things up between them. Why hadn't he taken her calls again?
Oh, yeah, to give her a chance at a good life.

Tamara Hoffa

#2. The hero is the world-man, in whose heart One passion stands for all, the most indulged.

Philip James Bailey

#3. Screw us once, shame on them; screw us twice, shame on us.

Jessica Zafra

#4. I think that women have a construction of their sexuality put on them from a very young age that says exclusivity is necessary to remain valuable, that if a dude screws somebody else it means that he doesn't love you, that he doesn't care about you. You don't have primacy in his life.

Guy Branum

#5. I'm not trying to clock scores in this lifetime, it's just that things are better now than they were like five, ten years ago. Music has gotten a lot better. There's a lot of people who are committed to - soulfully.

Jerry Garcia

#6. No matter how much you screw up your life, you can fix it.

Will Ferrell

#7. I made a deal with myself that whenever I smoke weed, I have to be doing something productive: writing, recording, cutting a podcast, editing, etc.

Kevin Smith

#8. What is a man, anyway? Everything I see around me in popular culture tells me a man is he who screws and kills. But everything I see around me in life tells me a man is he who makes money.

Marilyn French

#9. What screws us up the most in life is the picture in our head of what it's supposed to be.

Socrates

#10. I wanted to get a guitar [when I was 13] so I could play punk songs because kid taught me power chords at summer camp. He was like, "You could play all punk songs if you just learn this chord and just move it around on the guitar".

Ezra Furman

#11. I take a swig from Milo's flask and hand it back to him. He screws the top back on. He inherited the flash from his grandfather and stole the liquor from his mother. The circle of life.

Courtney Summers

#12. No one dies a virgin, Life screws us all

Daniel Tosh

#13. Whether or not Twitter makes you stupid, it certainly makes some smart people sound stupid.

Bill Keller

#14. In real life, after a man screws a woman, he then tries to screw her over.

Richard Finney

#15. Steve Martin said that philosophy is good for comedy because it screws up your thinking just enough, and I agree with that. Being forced to see life's metadata is good training for looking for interesting angles on a topic.

Chris Hardwick

#16. No one's a virgin, life screws us all!

A. J. McLean

#17. There, that's better. Now you look like the wild scrub that fell into my life."
"Because you loosened the vent's screws."
"Best. Decision. Ever.

Maria V. Snyder

#18. I feel that everyone who wants to say anything, do anything, should be able to say anything or do anything, within the limits of not hurting another person.

Madalyn Murray O'Hair

#19. It is like we are obliged to assume that the government is only doing what it says it is doing.

James Bovard

#20. No one dies virgin, life screws us all.

Cambria Hebert