Quotes About How Life Screws You Over

#1. I take a swig from Milo's flask and hand it back to him. He screws the top back on. He inherited the flash from his grandfather and stole the liquor from his mother. The circle of life.

Courtney Summers

#2. No one dies virgin, life screws us all.

Cambria Hebert

#3. It is like we are obliged to assume that the government is only doing what it says it is doing.

James Bovard

#4. I feel that everyone who wants to say anything, do anything, should be able to say anything or do anything, within the limits of not hurting another person.

Madalyn Murray O'Hair

#5. There, that's better. Now you look like the wild scrub that fell into my life."
"Because you loosened the vent's screws."
"Best. Decision. Ever.

Maria V. Snyder

#6. No one's a virgin, life screws us all!

A. J. McLean

#7. Steve Martin said that philosophy is good for comedy because it screws up your thinking just enough, and I agree with that. Being forced to see life's metadata is good training for looking for interesting angles on a topic.

Chris Hardwick

#8. In real life, after a man screws a woman, he then tries to screw her over.

Richard Finney

#9. Whether or not Twitter makes you stupid, it certainly makes some smart people sound stupid.

Bill Keller

#10. No one dies a virgin, Life screws us all

Daniel Tosh

#11. The phrase she was so mad she could chew nails and spit screws ran though his mind at her look. Damn. He had really fucked things up between them. Why hadn't he taken her calls again?
Oh, yeah, to give her a chance at a good life.

Tamara Hoffa

#12. I wanted to get a guitar [when I was 13] so I could play punk songs because kid taught me power chords at summer camp. He was like, "You could play all punk songs if you just learn this chord and just move it around on the guitar".

Ezra Furman

#13. What screws us up the most in life is the picture in our head of what it's supposed to be.

Socrates

#14. What is a man, anyway? Everything I see around me in popular culture tells me a man is he who screws and kills. But everything I see around me in life tells me a man is he who makes money.

Marilyn French

#15. I made a deal with myself that whenever I smoke weed, I have to be doing something productive: writing, recording, cutting a podcast, editing, etc.

Kevin Smith

#16. No matter how much you screw up your life, you can fix it.

Will Ferrell

#17. I'm not trying to clock scores in this lifetime, it's just that things are better now than they were like five, ten years ago. Music has gotten a lot better. There's a lot of people who are committed to - soulfully.

Jerry Garcia

#18. I think that women have a construction of their sexuality put on them from a very young age that says exclusivity is necessary to remain valuable, that if a dude screws somebody else it means that he doesn't love you, that he doesn't care about you. You don't have primacy in his life.

Guy Branum

#19. Screw us once, shame on them; screw us twice, shame on us.

Jessica Zafra

#20. The hero is the world-man, in whose heart One passion stands for all, the most indulged.

Philip James Bailey