Life Screws Us All Quotes

#1. No one's a virgin, life screws us all!

A. J. McLean

#2. No one dies a virgin, Life screws us all

Daniel Tosh

#3. No one dies virgin, life screws us all.

Cambria Hebert

#4. I think some people's comedy IQ's aren't as high as other people's, so they don't really know what's going on. Or they think they know what's going on, but they don't really.

Judah Friedlander

#5. Screw us once, shame on them; screw us twice, shame on us.

Jessica Zafra

#6. I think that women have a construction of their sexuality put on them from a very young age that says exclusivity is necessary to remain valuable, that if a dude screws somebody else it means that he doesn't love you, that he doesn't care about you. You don't have primacy in his life.

Guy Branum

#7. No matter how much you screw up your life, you can fix it.

Will Ferrell

#8. I hate being on my best behavior. It brings out the absolute worst in me.

Colleen McCullough

#9. What is a man, anyway? Everything I see around me in popular culture tells me a man is he who screws and kills. But everything I see around me in life tells me a man is he who makes money.

Marilyn French

#10. 'Watchmen' is not only the greatest comic ever written, it's a really important work of fiction.

Gerard Way

#11. What screws us up the most in life is the picture in our head of what it's supposed to be.

Socrates

#12. I put the Fifth of November and the Fourth of July to shame. Who needs Roman candles when you've got me?

Joe Hill

#13. The purpose of life is to endure tragedy as well as comedy in hopes of sharing a story with a happy ending.

Jes Fuhrmann

#14. The phrase she was so mad she could chew nails and spit screws ran though his mind at her look. Damn. He had really fucked things up between them. Why hadn't he taken her calls again?
Oh, yeah, to give her a chance at a good life.

Tamara Hoffa

#15. Sometimes I feel like a sisterless child.

Louise Bernikow

#16. In real life, after a man screws a woman, he then tries to screw her over.

Richard Finney

#17. Steve Martin said that philosophy is good for comedy because it screws up your thinking just enough, and I agree with that. Being forced to see life's metadata is good training for looking for interesting angles on a topic.

Chris Hardwick

#18. There, that's better. Now you look like the wild scrub that fell into my life."
"Because you loosened the vent's screws."
"Best. Decision. Ever.

Maria V. Snyder

#19. Not too many people in America know about me, but all of Europe knows about me.

Sun Ra

#20. I take a swig from Milo's flask and hand it back to him. He screws the top back on. He inherited the flash from his grandfather and stole the liquor from his mother. The circle of life.

Courtney Summers