Quotes About Hairballs

#1. I would kiss you, cat," Puck said as we crowded through the doorway, "if we weren't in such a hurry. Also, the hairballs could be unpleasant.

Julie Kagawa

#2. Relax. This isn't the scary part yet."
"Mmm, not helpful."
"Try to think about puppies," he suggested. "No wait, not puppies. Think about kittens. Demons don't eat kittens. Too many hairballs."
"Hey, maybe we could try not talking for a while.

Cecily White

#3. Those who lack a sense of humor are destined to be life's hacked up hairballs.

S.A. Garcia

#4. Enlightened beings are rare in the universe. They are the joker in the deck. They are outside the circle.

Frederick Lenz

#5. I'm not yet desperate enough to do anything about the conditions that are making me desperate.

Ashleigh Brilliant

#6. Slipknot sounds like Tre choking on a hairball.

Billie Joe Armstrong

#7. One of the most stubborn barriers to patient empowerment is the cultural assumption that since the way professionals learned was hard, you must need to be really smart, and you need to be taught in a carefully thought out, methodical sequence.

Dave DeBronkart

#8. Never allow yourself to dwell upon your weaknesses, deficiencies, or failures. Holding firmly the ideal and struggling vigorously to attain it will help you to realize it.

Orison Swett Marden

#9. I auditioned for 'Cats' - I didn't sing but I was able to cough up a hairball.

Stephanie Miller

#10. Are skilled in the techniques necessary to neutralize any rogue robot.

Michio Kaku

#11. Home, you think. Home. This is my world. This is where I come from. Everyone I know, everyone I ever heard of, grew up down there, under that relentless and exquisite blue.

Carl Sagan

#12. Archetypes, in spite of their conservative nature, are not static but in a continuous dramatic flux. Thus the self as a monad or continuous unit would be dead. But it lives inasmuch as it splits and unites again. There is no energy without opposites!

Carl Jung

#13. Until America begins to build a moral record in her dealings with the Indian people she should not try to fool the rest of the world about her intentions on other continents. America has always been a militantly imperialistic world power eagerly grasping for economic control over weaker nations.

Vine Deloria Jr.

#14. this was the first reason he came to love her: because she had blended in so perfectly, because she had seemed so completely and utterly at home.

Celeste Ng

#15. I'm afraid I have to expel a rather ferocious hairball. You're on your own, girl.

Cheshire Cat

#16. Freud kept himself amused while waiting for God by inhaling glue that was gummed up inside a plastic bag. In mid huff, God rushed through the door, "Oh my God, you have to try this," Freud giggled. "I'm so baked. And dizzy. Actually, I don't feel good at all.

Dylan Callens