Quotes About Gynecologists

#1. Wanna go to bed and play doctors?"
Chuckling, she punched his arm. "No, I don't."
"Sorry, that was immature. How about playing gynecologists?"
Again, she chuckled.
"I would, but lunch is calling my name loud and clear."
"Baby, I'll call your name as loud and clear as you want.

Suzanne Wrightt

#2. Forty years ago, after many years of successful use of thyroid therapy, leading gynecologists in this country and elsewhere were reporting thyroid had cured more menstrual disorders than all other medications combined. Unfortunately, that lesson seems to have been largely lost.

Broda Otto Barnes

#3. You might expect that the American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists would be there and they are.

C. Everett Koop

#4. I don't know how doctors pick one specialty over another. Some you can understand. Pediatricians. Or gynecologists delivering babies, bringing a new life into the world, but how does someone want to be a proctologist? How can you fall in love with proctology?

Bob Newhart

#5. There was one floor that was all gynecologists. They could tell by the remnants of weird optical contraptions- all the convoluted tools men use when they're searching for the source of their anxieties.

Carl Watson

#6. We old bachelors smell like dogs, do we? So be it. But I must take issue with your claim that doctors who treat female illnesses are womanizers and cynics at heart. Gynecologists deal with savage prose the likes of which you have never dreamed of.

Anton Chekhov

#7. Amateur grammar snobs are a lot like amateur gynecologists--they're everywhere, they're all to eager to offer their services, and they're anything but gentle.

June Casagrande

#8. According to the American Congress of Obstetricians and Gynecologists (ACOG) and the US Preventative Services Task Force, there is no medical reason for a gynecological exam to get a prescription for the Pill, with an annual repeat in order to renew it.13

Katha Pollitt

#9. Few gynecologists recommend to their heterosexual patients the most foolpoof of solutions, namely, misterectomy.

Mary Daly

#10. By focusing on possibilities, you can see more than a potential light at the end of the tunnel. The light doesn't have to be at the end of the tunnel; it can illuminate an opportunity wherever you are.

John B. Arden

#11. Similes prove nothing, but yet greatly lighten and relieve the tedium of argument.

Robert South

#12. Weight was the thing I hyperfocused on. It went from me losing a few pounds to slowly over time losing more and more weight and becoming more and more focused on it.

Scarlett Pomers

#13. I've been at stand-up for years: after a while, you get as jaded as the proverbial gynecologist who no longer enjoys drugging and violating his patients.

Emo Philips

#14. A gynecologist is the dentist for the downstairs mouth.

Daniel Tosh

#15. Faith is full force.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#16. Just like everything else in life, let time take its course and it will find a solution.

Jose Saramago

#17. Live mean or die trying.

Cameron Jace

#18. I have no sex appeal and it has screwed me up for life; my gynecologist examines me by telephone.

Joan Rivers

#19. In the unceasing ebb and flow of justice and oppression we must all dig channels as best we may, that at the propitious moment somewhat of the swelling tide may be conducted to the barren places of life.

Jane Addams

#20. Irenaeus, very disciple of the apostle John, wrote: "The glory of God is the human being fully alive and the life of the human consists in beholding God" (emphasis added).

Ann Voskamp

#21. Remember. Every day, some ordinary person does something extraordinary. Today, it's your turn.

Lou Holtz

#22. them. Saw a glimpse of it myself. What would

Philip K. Dick

#23. If I were a gynecologist, I'd say things like, Okay, enough of the small talk. Let's check under the hood.

Dov Davidoff

#24. I got a postcard from my gynecologist. It said, Did you know it's time for your annual check-up? No, but now my mailman does.

Cathy Ladman

#25. The cat still seemed to be somewhat there with him, but only as an absence, a cat-shaped hole.

Ruth Ozeki

#26. I crossed oceans for you,
Turned over every rock,
Climbed the highest mountains,
Holding on to the words you said,
Reliving your touch inside my head,
The taste of you on the tip of my tongue,
Only to be left with you as only a fantasy inside my head.

LeAnne Mechelle

#27. Choosing is existence. To the extent that you don't choose, you don't exist,

John Barth

#28. The State Department desperately needs to be vigorously harnessed. It has too big a role to play in the formulation of foreign policy, and foreign policy is too important to be left up to foreign service officers.

Evan G. Galbraith

#29. My body is dropping so fast, my gynecologist wears a hard hat.

Joan Rivers