Quotes About Greg Heffley

#1. I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons. - Greg Heffley,

Jeff Kinney

#2. You've got to enjoy whatever you can and forget about the rest.

Judy Blume

#3. The march of intellect is proceeding at quick time; and if its progress be not accompanied by a corresponding improvement in morals and religion, the faster it proceeds, with the more violence will you be hurried down the road to ruin.

Robert Southey

#4. God loves us. May we discover the beauty of loving and being loved.

Pope Francis

#5. Are you afraid, Tessa?

Jenny Downham

#6. My mind was no longer functioning on a rational level. For fuck's sake, who needed rational when they boarded a train to insanity? All that was missing were the Oompa Loompas and Willy-fucking-Wonka.

J.A. Saare

#7. Look, you can date whoever you want and I will totally support you. I am all about support. Support is my middle name."
"So that's why you never told me your middle name. I figured it was something embarrassing.

Cassandra Clare

#8. I realised all the good ideas were taken before I was even born.

Jeff Kinney

#9. I always ask God to work through me and let me be a light of some kind and help in this world, so I always pray for that, and I always want to do good.

Dolly Parton

#10. I've seen a lot of movies where a kid my age finds out he's got magical powers and then gets invited to go away to some special school. Well, if I've got an invitation coming, now would be the perfect time to get it

Jeff Kinney

#11. Man ... feels that he is a participator in the government of affairs not merely at an election, one day in the year, but every day.

Jon Meacham

#12. It's so weird to turn on a switch and be the role model for all women, for all African-Americans. That doesn't happen that easily. It just doesn't. And so I don't act up in public and I don't do anything weird - because my sisters are watching me, not because the world is watching me.

Gabourey Sidibe

#13. The problem with chameleoning your way through life is that it gets to the point where nothing is real.

John Green

#14. When you're used to having electricity and then all of a sudden it's taken away, you're basically just one step from being a wild animal.

Jeff Kinney

#15. What I mean is that you should never initiate an aggressive act, but if one is initiated against you or another innocent person, you should respond in such a way that ensures that the aggressor is the one who regrets the encounter.

Abraham Thornton