Quotes About Heffley

#1. I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons. - Greg Heffley,

Jeff Kinney

#2. 51Then he returned to Nazareth with them and was obedient to them. And his mother stored all these things in her heart.

Anonymous

#3. It takes falling down a bunch of times before you start running.

Kathleen Hanna

#4. I realised all the good ideas were taken before I was even born.

Jeff Kinney

#5. Is it truly being good if the only reason I behave well is so I can get more loot at Christmas? I mean, really, all I'm doing is saying I can be bribed.

Bill Watterson

#6. I've seen a lot of movies where a kid my age finds out he's got magical powers and then gets invited to go away to some special school. Well, if I've got an invitation coming, now would be the perfect time to get it

Jeff Kinney

#7. Trials and tribulations offer us a chance to make reparation for our past faults and sins. On such occasions the Lord comes to us like a physician to heal the wounds left by our sins. Tribulation is the divine medicine.

Saint Augustine

#8. When you laugh at yourself, you gain perspective. Then you realize that the mistakes you made, as long as they didn't hurt anyone but yourself - well, you can forgive yourself for those.

Dean Koontz

#9. When you're used to having electricity and then all of a sudden it's taken away, you're basically just one step from being a wild animal.

Jeff Kinney

#10. I'm just an average Canadian kid playing hockey.

Joe Thornton