Top 40 Quotes About Grapefruit

#1. A woman could be cobra-thin and starving, but if she had grapefruit boobs and raccoon eyes, she was deliriously happy.

Toni Morrison

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#2. I'm being hypocritical because I have a Twitter, but I try to not talk about things like, 'Oh, I had a grapefruit this morning and it was delicious,' because, who cares?

Zoey Deutch

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#3. A grapefruit is just a lemon that saw an opportunity and took advantage of it.

Oscar Wilde

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#4. If I filled the Earth with blueberries, I would have the same number as atoms in a grapefruit.

Jonathan Bergmann

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#5. What I do know is I've got a brain filled with jokes I can't forget - like a tumor the size of a grapefruit inside of my skull. And I know that eventually even dog shit turns white and stops stinking, but I have this permanent head filled with crap I've been trained my whole life to think is funny.

Chuck Palahniuk

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#6. Onstage I've been hit by a grapefruit, beercans, eggs, spit, money, cigarette butts, Mandies, Quaaludes, joints, bras, panties, and a fist.

Iggy Pop

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#7. My mom always puts a grapefruit in my stocking. I like grapefruit, but why put it in a stocking like it's a gift? It's almost as bad as coal.

Skylar Grey

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#8. Austin and I proceeded to knock back a couple of Ketel One and grapefruit juices, which happened to be my drink of the moment. Someone told me that grapefruit was a great detoxifier and I decided I wanted to start cleaning out my liver WHILE I was having a cocktail.

Chelsea Handler

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#9. Hollywood's a great place to live ... if you're a grapefruit.

Rod Serling

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#10. I got balls the size of grapefruits!

Vince McMahon

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#11. The grapevine should be named after a more bitter fruit. It should be called the grapefruit tree.

Chrystos

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#12. If I'm in Italy, I'm going to have a cappuccino and two small brioches and then a mix of orange and grapefruit. I don't drink tea in Italy.

Christian Louboutin

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#13. It's the grapefruit. By which I mean its the pink one.
-Steven Deschain
Wizard and Glass (Dark Tower #4)

Stephen King

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#14. I moved to L.A. after my landlord in Brooklyn tripled my rent. I spent months looking for other places to move to in New York, then one day I was in California eating a grapefruit, and I was like, 'This is what they taste like?' So I decided to move to L.A. and build a studio in my house.

Dave Sitek

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#15. I look like a watermelon with a great slice hacked out. I say to myself, it's just another border post on the frontier between medicine and greengrocery; growths and tumour seem always to be described as "the size of a plum" or "the size of a grapefruit".

Hilary Mantel

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#16. But eating with genuine good appetite is no easy thing when you are seated at the opposite end of a long table from a man who makes it a point of moral significance to subsist on half a grapefruit, eaten in under a minute so that the bowl could be pushed emphatically away, another duty done.

Richard Russo

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#17. Feeding teenage boys was like filling a bathtub with a grapefruit spoon.

Harlan Coben

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#18. Zain poured skimmed milk over Weetabix, throwing in a handful of cashew nuts to add flavour. A glass of grapefruit juice to go with it, and green tea. He tried to avoid caffeine. Maybe the green pills were loaded with it, anyway. Alligator balls, snake venom and caffeine. He

Alex Caan

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#19. So far I've always kept my diet secret but now I might as well tell everyone what it is. Lots of grapefruit throughout the day and plenty of virile young men.

Angie Dickinson

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#20. By God, I could make myself bring her that economically halved grapefruit, that sugarless breakfast.

Vladimir Nabokov

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#21. This is unexpected ... like squirt from aggressive grapefruit.

Earl Derr Biggers

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#22. As for those grapefruit and buttermilk diets, I'll take roast chicken and dumplings.

Hattie McDaniel

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#23. It was a fruit we had never seen before, larger than an apple, about the size of a grapefruit. It was round and yellow like the leaves of a neglected book.

Mai Al-Nakib

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#24. Life ... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

Douglas Adams

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#25. Rosewood has always been one of my favourite scents, as has the pink grapefruit and pepper we've also put in Homme.

David Beckham

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#26. Yellow is a very favorable vibration for mental or intellectual activity, as it promotes a clear state of mind. Yellow heightens your awareness and alleviates depression, sadness, or any kind of despondency. Yellow vibration foods are: pineapples, bananas, grapefruit, lemons and corn.

Tae Yun Kim

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#27. Ingredients 1 drops Grapefruit Essential Oil 1 drop Ylang Ylang Essential Oil 1 drop Wild Orange Essential Oil 2 drops Patchouli Essential Oil 3 drops Bergamot Essential Oil Directions To support harmony in a tense home or mind, combine all ingredients in your diffuser and use as normal.

George Shepherd

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#28. You'll have your heart cut out with a grapefruit knife; love does that. You won't have a chance against me until you're very old, if then.

Charles Baxter

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#29. A grapefruit is ionly a lemon that saw an oppurtunity and took advantage of it.

Oscar Wilde

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#30. Almonds. Apricots. Avocadoes. Some peaches I don't know. Grapefruit. Lemones. Probably oranges.

Jane Smiley

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#31. Twitter is a serious writing distraction.
As are grapefruits.
The two have nothing else in common.

Richelle E. Goodrich

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#32. I'm sorry I have the emotional maturity of a grapefruit." He grinned, his fangs glinting. "You don't have the emotional maturity of a grapefruit. A tangerine, maybe, but I think you've got to work your way up to grapefruit.

Molly Harper

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#33. Your mother rolls her eyes at the cat lapping grapefruit juice, says, Everything that comes into this house is crazy - whether we choose them for that or they get that way, I don't know.

Mary Karr

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#34. I once ate nothing but grapefruit for an entire month. I didn't lose a pound.

Ruth Reichl

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#35. A near-fatal case of scurvy being the only reason I can imagine drinking something with grapefruit juice in it.

James S.A. Corey

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#36. I am a grateful ... grapefruit.

Bjork

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#37. Squirrels always eat nuts with two hands, always two hands, "arararar", and occasionally, they stop and go, oh, uh, ah, as if they're going, "Did I leave the gas on? No! I'm, no I'm a fucking squirrel!" And occasionally they go, "Fucking nuts! Fed up with them always. I long for a grapefruit.

Eddie Izzard

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#38. In L.A., I get a meal delivery service called Diet Designs. I like a nice butter lettuce salad with some avocado, fresh grapefruit, shredded chicken breast and raw almond slices with a sesame vinaigrette dressing. I also love juicing and am kind of obsessed with it.

Fergie

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#39. With our lives and food chain set up to make us fat - I mean, you can't drive down any highway in America and find a grapefruit - a guy needs to be smarter and more determined to get lean.

David Zinczenko

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#40. Life ... is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangey-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have half a one for breakfast.

Douglas Adams

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