Quotes About Garbage Disposal

#1. I once went on a date with a guy who chewed with his mouth open. It was like sitting across from a garbage disposal.

Penny Reid

#2. The next time you feel like complaining, remember that your garbage disposal probably eats better than 30 percent of the people in the world

Robert Orben

#3. When he gets back to the house, every damn snack in the cupboards and the fridge is going into the trash. Then he thinks, Make it the garbage disposal. Too easy to weaken and fish stuff out of the trash.

Stephen King

#4. Gosh, it was nice talking to you, but I've got a lot of things I'd rather be doing. Like sticking my hand in the garbage disposal.

Becca Fitzpatrick

#5. If you insist on disavowing that which is ugly about what you do," said Magnus, still looking at Alec, "you will never learn from your mistakes.

Cassandra Clare

#6. No woman has made me quiver before, but she does.

Kyra Davis

#7. If the economy is strained, then Social Security, like the rest of the government, will be, too.

Mark Dayton

#8. When preparing your return, you should be sure to avoid common mistakes. The two most common taxpayer mistakes, states the IRS booklet, are (1) "failure to include a current address," and (2) "failure to be a large industry that gives humongous contributions to key tax-law-writing congresspersons."

Dave Barry

#9. Young people everywhere have been allowed to choose between love and a garbage disposal unit. Everywhere they have chosen the garbage disposal unit.

Guy Debord

#10. The deployment of geolocating tags attached to ordinary garbage could paint a surprising picture of the waste management system, as trash is shipped throughout the country in a maze-like disposal process - as we saw in Seattle with our own Trash Track project.

Carlo Ratti

#11. When you're working with film and you hear that mag starting to roll and you know that there's thousands of dollars just spinning around, it's another stress element, which I don't enjoy at all.

Fredrik Bond

#12. Indeed, everything was a shock at the beginning. The wash machines, dryers, dishwashers, garbage disposal machines, juicers, toasters, and yes, the ATM machines. Watching money spilled out of a wall was simply amazing!

Li Cunxin

#13. My memory, sir, is like a garbage disposal.

Jorge Luis Borges

#14. I wish I'd never married you. For your sake. Not mine." She

Tiffany Reisz

#15. She committed suicide by putting her extremities down the garbage disposal-first one arm and then, kind of miraculously if you think about it, the other arm.

David Foster Wallace

#16. Design implies a sense of mapping something out and then you follow the plan.

Andy Goldsworthy

#17. Look at his hair. He looks like his father. (Cassandra)
He has your lungs. (Wulf)
Oh, please! (Cassandra)
Trust me. Every Apollite here knows that my parents were unmarried at my birth, and that if you survive the night, you plan on making me a eunuch. (Wulf)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#18. From literature to ecology, from the escape velocity of galaxies to the greenhouse effect, from garbage disposal methods to traffic jams, everything is discussed in our world. But the democratic system, as if it were a given fact, untouchable by nature until the end of time, we don't discuss that.

Jose Saramago

#19. You have to be an extremely good reader to appreciate what a good writer is. There are some people who are completely insensitive to good writing.

Robert Caro

#20. Samuel thought how his father married to his mother was like a spoon married to a garbage disposal.

Nathan Hill

#21. There is nothing wrong with your marriage if you're dealing with bills and kids and the broken garbage disposal and in-laws and work demands. That's a normal marriage.

Phil McGraw

#22. When have I ever given him the impression that I was okay with him just stopping by whenever he wanted to use my body as an organic garbage disposal?

Nash Summers

#23. My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.

Demetri Martin

#24. Your salvation depends on what [Christ] has done for you, not on what you do for Him. It isn't your hold on God that saves you; it's His hold on you.

Billy Graham

#25. If I weren't so tired, I'd shove trust and issue down the garbage disposal and let it run all day.

Laurie Halse Anderson

#26. We all have our own Journey which be ending for everyone the same.

Jan Jansen

#27. How much longer do you think you'll be able to keep doing this?"
"Keep doing what?"
"Chatting someone up for a week, fucking her, and moving on the the next. How much longer?"
"Until my dick stops working.

Whitney Gracia Williams

#28. There is a Senate and a Congress who carry on endless sessions discussing garbage disposal and outhouse inspection, the only two questions over which they have jurisdiction.

William S. Burroughs

#29. It's more fun to arrive a conclusion than to justify it.

Malcolm Forbes

#30. The trial of Zenger in 1735 was the germ of American freedom, the morning star of that liberty which subsequently revolutionized America.

Gouverneur Morris

#31. Maybe part of finding what you wanted was recognizing what you didn't want.

Claire Cook