Quotes About Funny Quiz

#1. You may ask for anything, but God will only give you what fits in His divine plan. John 14:14

Felix Wantang

#2. That's why when I send a postcard I quiz people. "Hey, did you get that postcard?" "Yeah, yeah yeah." "Well what'd I say?" "Uh, you were havin-" "I was in jail"

Jim Gaffigan

#3. Everyone remembers the pop-quiz hotshot bit from 'Speed' because it's extremely funny, and it's really smart and really witty. And the notion that action movies can have dialogue that pops just as well as the explosions is something that I hope more people continue to remember.

Graham Moore

#4. What was wrong with train toilet doors that just locked, instead of this multiple choice system? If anything goes wrong, you'll be sitting there while the whole toilet wall slowly slides away, unveiling you like a prize on a quiz show. For 500 points, a shitting woman!

Frankie Boyle

#5. I've found in my life that sometimes the best company is your own.

Blake Crouch

#6. Good writing is good writing, whatever form it takes and whatever we call it.

William Zinsser

#7. I don't think we can win every game. Just the next one.

Lou Holtz

#8. I try personally not to be nostalgic.

Daniel Clowes

#9. When fully united, without ego or weakness, we become the greatest invisible force this world has ever witnessed.

Luis Marques

#10. Fuck," she said, after a minute. "And I thought I liked to make my life complicated." She

Jojo Moyes

#11. My roommate says, "I'm going to take a shower and shave. Does anyone need to use the bathroom?" It's like some weird quiz where he reveals the answer first.

Mitch Hedberg

#12. When we wrote the Constitution, the intention was to give the commander in chief the authority how to use the forces when you authorize him to be able to use the forces.

Joe Biden

#13. [Photography is] very related to poetry. It's suggestive and fragmentary and unsatisfying in a lot of ways. It's as much about what you leave out as what you put in.

Alec Soth

#14. She sliced like a knife through everything; at the same time was outside, looking on.

Virginia Woolf

#15. I've always identified myself as a drummer first and foremost - I'm pretty obsessed with rhythm.

Glenn Kotche

#16. Bad things happen to realists.

David Mitchell

#17. I am a master of folklore - I should be able to throw folklore fireballs or something.

Michael R. Underwood