Funny Quiz Bowl Quotes

#1. It took me a year to really learn the American lingo. I really feel for people who are coming here and don't speak English at all. It must be hell.

Helen Reddy

#2. I needed help. Why didn't you help me? ... God ... forgives me. Why didn't you?

Mitch Albom

#3. Why did I think that this improvisation could never end? If I had seen that it could, what would I have done differently? What would he?

Joan Didion

#4. I'll be the first to admit that I have no experience with relationships. But it just seems logical ... a man and woman have to be somewhat equal ... as in, one of them can't always be swooping in and saving the other one. They have to save each other equally.

Stephanie Meyer

#5. Second chances, miracles, angels, faith and religion all promise us a way of doing things better to smooth over the regrets and hope we make better decisions in the future. We all want to become better than who we are now, and we're all continuing to know ourselves better.

Laura San Giacomo

#6. Our nation will succeed or fail to the degree that all of us - citizens and businesses alike - are active participanats in building strong, sustainable and enriching communities.

Arnold Hiatt

#7. Death is universal. The rituals associated with it, however, vary substantially - and are greatly influenced by their religious and cultural context.

Richard J. Borden

#8. Man can find no better retreat from the world than art, and man can find no stronger link with the world than art.

Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe