Quotes About Funny Percentages

#1. Many of us are missing something in life because we are after the second best.

Eric Liddell

#2. Other problems confront women in power. One is fine but two's a crowd seems to be an unspoken rule when the one wears a skirt. And those in authority have found ways to reward women for excluding others of their kind.

Kathleen Hall Jamieson

#3. I drifted into acting and drifted out. Acting is not everything. Living is.

Irene Dunne

#4. History repeats itself because nobody listens the first time.

Erik Qualman

#5. I am free. I am ransomed. I've never felt this way before, like a slave set free who was born a slave and never knew what freedom was like.

Frank E. Peretti

#6. I mean the word proof not in the sense of the lawyers, who set two half proofs equal to a whole one, but in the sense of a mathematician, where half proof = 0, and it is demanded for proof that every doubt becomes impossible.

Carl Friedrich Gauss

#7. I agree. I certainly like your mouth

Richelle Mead

#8. The hardest lesson of my life has come to me late. It is that a nation can win freedom without its people becoming free.

Joshua Nkomo

#9. You're funny.' Phoebe passed me the last chocolate cupcake. 'And I always thought your friends were laughing over their own farts.'
'Ninety percent of Eastwood's male population laughs over their own farts. Present company excluded, naturally.

Robyn Schneider