Quotes About Funny Memories

#1. Memories are doing funny things to us.

Milos Forman

#2. Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them.

P.G. Wodehouse

#3. Nonetheless, love is a funny thing. More specifically, second loves are a funny thing. For no matter how special that second or third or even fourth love is, no matter how much you can't live without him, the first one always creeps in.

Lindsay Detwiler

#4. Funny thing about love, ain't it? Sometimes it saves you and sometimes, like right then, even love isn't enough.

Eden Butler

#5. I sit quietly and think about my mom. It's funny how memory erodes, If all I had to work from were my childhood memories, my knowledge of my mother would be faded and soft, with a few sharp memories standing out.

Audrey Niffenegger

#6. When a court officer suggested quarantine for Nerissa, she grabbed the man's pen and jammed it into the back of his hand, screaming that he was a Crimson Guard witch come to remove her memories and replace them with bird-song.
They decided to skip quarantine after that.

Caitlin Kittredge

#7. Funny how something that seemed so insignificant, just an old bowl with faded glazed stripes, could trigger so many memories.

Dorothea Benton Frank

#8. Memories are funny things, aren't they? They're like your own private little picture show. You can edit and splice and put 'em together any way you want.

Layce Gardner

#9. I do have very deep, fond memories of my family in Mexico City, but I also remember feeling funny for not speaking English - I was basically an immigrant. But I picked up the language fast and soon I knew that I wanted to be a writer.

Louis C.K.

#10. I woke up the Following morning with the Kings of Leon telling me that "my sex was on fire." I shut off my alarm and that's when all of the memories of the previous night came rushing back.

Kristen Middleton

#11. But it's funny how the memory works and how sometimes we just belive whatever we want.

Chris Bohjalian

#12. It's funny reading about how I behaved in the days before memories formed. So thanks for that input, Mom and Dad - wasn't so bad after all.

Connor Franta

#13. If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when you're old.

Auliq Ice

#14. It is funny what memories can do to you. How they can grip you by the throat, choke you, strangle you. And just when you thought you had it all sorted, too.

Preeti Shenoy

#15. No one will need more than 637Kb of memory for a personal computer

Bill Gates

#16. I happen to be very good with younger actors because I have extremely vivid memories of that time of my life, and kids are just funny.

David M. Evans

#17. It's funny. Looking back, none of it seems to matter now, those moments of yearning, craving to belong with people I thought mattered. No more fragments of glass, pieces of a broken mirror you can't put back together and wouldn't want to even if you could.

Rebecca Harris

#18. Just think of me as the shoe fairy." Then he acted like he was bonking me on the head with an imaginary magic wand, "Make your own good memories in those shoes." I gaped for a second, and then he winked at me. I couldn't help it, so I smiled at him and then turned to Indy.

Kristen Ashley

#19. It is a funny thing what the brain will do with memories and how it will treasure them and finally bring them into odd juxtapositions with other things, as though it wanted to make a design, or get some meaning out of them, whether you want it or not, or even see it.

Loren Eiseley

#20. I feel like I have a hangover, without all the happy memories and mystery bruises.

Ellen DeGeneres

#21. Funny, she had all that ink on her skin to protect her from ghosts and magic, and he were damn sure doing what he could to protect her outside that, but weren't anything he could do to keep her safe from the memories. He

Stacia Kane

#22. It's a funny thing about names, how they become a part of someone.

Lois Lowry

#23. It's a funny thing - the reality is I have no feelings about school. It's long gone. Funnily enough, the bad memories - of which I don't have any left to be honest, I can just remember a sense of tedium - have faded. And teachers that I liked have remained quite vivid. There are three or four left.

Colin Firth

#24. Memories are funny things. Sometimes they're real, but other times they change into what we want them to be,

Nicholas Sparks

#25. Thanks to photography, some memories overstay their welcome.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#26. It's funny, I get a little quieter with time. I don't want to chase my tail and one day repeat myself and repeat myself and one day have kids going to college and not have memories that I should, because I was too busy doing my thing.

Dave Matthews

#27. I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.

Drew Barrymore

#28. Our memories, they can be inviting. But some are altogether, mighty frightening.

Gwen Stefani

#29. Think back through your experiences and make a bullet point list of funny stories that have happened to you or your friends. Travel, school, college, parties, work, interaction with parents/in-laws, embarrassing situations, etc. Looking at old photos will help to jog memories.

David Nihill

#30. I know this music from memory, not from the music.

Eugene Ormandy

#31. I blend memories. I blend them into one that's funny. I exaggerate to clarify.

Tim Allen

#32. Do you think it's funny that both of our favourite memories are about the people we like the least now?" I ask.

"Maybe that's why we dislike them," she says. "The distance between who they were and who they are is so wide, we have no hope of getting them back.

Nicola Yoon