Quotes About Funniest Joke

#1. Here's my most funniest joke, I'm broke.

Lil' Wayne

#2. Telling the truth is the funniest joke in the world.

George Bernard Shaw

#3. Jokes? There are no jokes. The truth is the funniest joke of all.

Muhammad Ali

#4. My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.

Muhammad Ali

#5. My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.

George Bernard Shaw

#6. What do you call a rifle with three barrels?
A trifle.

Joseph Rosenbloom

#7. Sometimes God chooses to demonstrate his power by supernaturally changing our circumstances. And sometimes he chooses to leave us in hard, difficult places, but gives us his sustaining power.

Crawford W. Loritts Jr.

#8. Every word carries its own surprises and offers its own rewards to the reflective mind.

George Armitage Miller

#9. I think one of the funniest things about '30 Rock' is that Liz Lemon is sort of like Buster Keaton - she's always the fool, the joke is always on her.

Cristin Milioti

#10. Our virtues and our failings are inseparable, like force and matter. When they separate, man is no more.

Nikola Telsa

#11. The Oscar changed everything. Better salary, working with better people, better projects, more exposure, less privacy.

Kathy Bates

#12. You can't do anything to be funny. That's cringeworthy. If your humor comes out of a place of love every time, you don't make the joke bigger than you. The funniest comedians are in touch with their emotional level.

John Krasinski

#13. The funniest part of that joke is, 'say what you will about Hitler'.
-to Ricky Gervais on Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee

Jerry Seinfeld

#14. All ideas are second-hand, consciously or unconsciously drawn from a million outside sources, and daily used by the garnerer with a pride and satisfaction born of the superstition that he originated them.

Richard Branson

#15. Dude, estoy aqui por loco, no por pendejo, which was the punch line to the funniest Spanish joke I knew. Okay, the only one. Google it.

Cory Doctorow

#16. Faith in the Lord Jesus Christ is the foundation upon which sincere and meaningful repentance must be built. If we truly seek to put away sin, we must first look to Him who is the Author of our salvation.

Ezra Taft Benson