Quotes About Freshener

#1. I'm totally a ninja wolfhound. This car is ridiculous, though. He has a revolting citrus air freshener in here. Do you know when his birthday is? We should get him one that smells like steak or Italian sausage.

Kevin Hearne

#2. Er, Nick can see illusions, so he'll be going into Salisbury. Who - ?"

Now there was a question hanging in the car like very awkward air freshener.

Sarah Rees Brennan

#3. Men still wear cologne, but I wish they wouldn't. No matter what you may believe, all men's fragrances smell like the air freshener in a taxi.

Patricia Marx

#4. Air freshener is man's pitiful attempt to have his food smell as good, after digestion, as they did, before ingestion.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#5. Back there or maybe even taken an actual shit, and then tried to cover it up with a bunch of coconut air freshener that smelled like suntan lotion. The seats were greasy, and patched with duct tape, and the shocks were nearly gone. Whenever we struck a

Donna Tartt

#6. How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree then realize it was your air-freshener.

Mike Miller

#7. Faint and not so pleasant. "Okay," I said. "It's the pantry. Neat and fully stocked. You get an A in supply management, if there is such a thing." "What do you smell?" "Spices, mostly. Coffee. Maybe air freshener, too, I'm not sure.

Stephen King

#8. Heavy use of a special hypoallergenic organic air freshener is encouraged at Post-Human Services, because the scent of immortality is complex.

Gary Shteyngart

#9. Just imagine what it was like growing up here," he replied. "Every time I farted, the maid sprayed air freshener.

Nick Wilgus

#10. We were licencees of Sara Lee Corp's air freshener brand Ambi Pur, which they sold to Procter and Gamble. So we handed it over to Procter and Gamble. Now we will introduce our own brand of air freshener.

Adi Godrej

#11. It's music as wallpaper, utilitarian, music as Prozac or Xanax to control how you feel. Music as aerosol room freshener.

Chuck Palahniuk

#12. TV goes to a commercial for air freshener. A woman is spraying air freshener so her family will be happy.

Gillian Flynn

#13. Never tell a ticket agent, "As a matter of fact, I DID accept items from persons unknown to me! A nice man in a chadar gave me this awesome luggage freshener with a clock attached!" Federal regulations require them to have no idea you're joking as they riddle your body with bullets.

Seanbaby

#14. Picture it in your mind's nostril: you get in a cab in time to catch twin thugs named Vomit and Cologne assaulting a defenseless pine-tree air freshener.

Sloane Crosley

#15. pedigree whose odor even the forest of air-freshener trees he'd hung from the mirror couldn't mask.

Ransom Riggs

#16. But no, he had to smell as good as he tasted, earthy and natural, like sex in the woods. He'd make a fantastic air freshener for some guy's man cave.
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Larissa Ione

#17. Forget yourself by becoming interested in others. Every day do a good deed that will put a mile of joy on someone's face.

Dale Carnegie

#18. I can't think why men would believe that it is a better world where something beautiful is destroyed and something broken left in its place.

Philippa Gregory

#19. Sell before the holidays. Stock prices tend to rise on the last trading day before major holidays.

Nancy Dunnan

#20. Good mothers make all kinds of choices. Making a decision that might sound selfish does not make a woman a bad mother.

Jada Pinkett Smith

#21. There's some task which the God of all the universe, the great Creator, your redeemer in Jesus Christ has for you to do, and which will remain undone and incomplete until by faith and obedience you step into the will of God.

Alan Redpath

#22. they knew what we're doing for them, they'd kiss our feet. But mentally they are closer to the crocodile and the hippopotamus than to you or me. That's why we decide what is good for them and have them sign those contracts.

Mario Vargas-Llosa

#23. Think about what a user is going to type.

Matt Cutts

#24. That grin was pulling me into the deep end of the pool. The scary part, the part that made me search desperately for some other task I could lose myself in, was that there was a small, insistent voice urging me to dive right in.

Robin Constantine

#25. India was a late comer to industrialization, and as such, we have contributed very little to the accumulation of greenhouse gas emissions that cause global warming. But we are determined to be part of the solution to the problem.

Manmohan Singh

#26. Observe what is with undivided awareness.

Bruce Lee

#27. People come up to me and say "Steve, what is film editing?" And I say "How should I know? You're the director.

Steve Martin

#28. The African continent has always been more queer than generally acknowledged.

Chantal Zabus