Quotes About Ejaculate

#1. Please ejaculate", I silently urged the man, "so I can go to sleep". (In this way I imagine I was like millions of women before me

Jon Ronson

#2. Advocates of dumbing down should note the wonderfully perverse fact that 'University Challenge' and 'Mastermind' were watched by millions who could hardly even understand the questions, let alone ejaculate the answers. Maybe they just liked to watch smart people sweating.

Declan Lynch

#3. I'm going to ejaculate sparkles into your heart!

Matt Fraction

#4. If my nipples could ejaculate, they would.

Kendall Grey

#5. Great rolls of toilet paper arc like ejaculate through the black sycamores.

Garth Risk Hallberg

#6. Still, it baffles me that these self-righteous, self-enthralled waddlers get such special treatment. As if it's so hard to spread your legs and let a man ejaculate between them. You know what is hard? Faking

Gillian Flynn

#7. Whether you studied sexology or not, nobody will teach you how to screw, nobody will point to your vagina and say, hey that's where you pee and bonk! And nobody will say, hey, your penis can ejaculate when you stroke or slide it into a woman's punani!

Michael Bassey Johnson

#8. The public generally can only ejaculate in amazement.

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

#9. If women could ejaculate, I would have exploded hot jizz all over my manager's face. Instead, I hugged him. (about getting the SNL gig as a writer)

Sarah Silverman

#10. I can't seem to ejaculate lately.

Kendall Ryan

#11. There is no need to masturbate your brain, just to ejaculate your thoughts all over the place

Carroll Bryant

#12. Americans like what is easy, and it's easy to like pregnant women - they're like ducklings or bunnies or dogs. Still, it baffles me that these self-righteous, self-enthralled waddlers get such special treatment. As if it's so hard to spread your legs and let a man ejaculate between them.

Gillian Flynn

#13. Even by rock star standards, I was pretty awful.

Rod Stewart

#14. In human history, we are going from knowledge to omniscience, from potence to omnipotence, from ethics and religion to righteousness. So, in my view, God comes at the end of this long process. This may not happen in our lifetimes or even in the lifetime of our species.

Martin Seligman

#15. Morning seems to come earlier every year I live.

John Steinbeck

#16. Debbie Reynolds is as wistful as an iron foundry.

Oscar Levant

#17. People's beliefs and faiths are as a result of their place of birth, or how they were brought up

Osazee Williams Omoregie

#18. We now open our mail with gloves and mask, though I can't imagine why anyone would target a literary agency!

Richard Curtis

#19. If you have no character to lose, people will have no faith in you.

Mahatma Gandhi

#20. We notice as the Bible goes on, the area of scared space shrinks.

Northrop Frye

#21. Most people are so afraid of dying they never live.

Steven Kotler

#22. It really helps a comedian to be an outsider.

John Oliver

#23. So far from genius discarding law, rather is it the supreme joy of genius to re-enact the eternal and unwritten law in the chamber of its own intel-lect.

Charles Henry Parkhurst

#24. Though virtue give a ragged livery, she gives a golden cognizance; if her service make thee poor, blush not. Thy poverty may disadvantage thee, but not dishonor thee.

Francis Quarles

#25. As a child, I lived in Germany at the Ramstein air force base, where my dad sang at a nightclub in Kaiserslautern. My parents couldn't afford a babysitter, so when I was, like, ten or 11, I would go with them to the bar until two in the morning.

James Mercer

#26. The church in America has been deeply infiltrated by the "world," and in the process it is beginning to copy and resemble the world in many of its activities.

Billy Graham