Top 37 Quotes About Dumb Guys
#1. Most girls are dumb. Guys are assholes, but girls tend to romanticize that shit.
Tijan
#2. There are lots of good cops around. Dumb guys who are good cops. Inflexible, limited, tough, self-satisfied types who are all good cops. It would be better if there were a few more good guys who were cops." His
Maj Sjowall
#3. Strike two. Add dumb as a box of rocks to the list of why I don't like these guys. I got to my feet, deciding to play nice. After all, they were just poor dumb guys who couldn't help it that there weren't enough brains in their genes.
Dinah Katt
#4. Guys are dumb. They're stupid and the only reason they exist is because their semen keeps the planet populated.
Amy Kinzer
#5. You won't even see what is put right on the table before you. Men. If it was raining soup you'd be out there with a fork.
Robin Hobb
#6. A girl with a belly button meets
A guy with a shirt of no button.
A guy takes on the belly button
A girl takes off the shirt.
Bhavik Sarkhedi
#7. However, we couldn't focus on the films much during the series because we're dumb. Individually we're smart guys, but together we're one big dumb guy, and couldn't concentrate on two things at once.
Bruce McCulloch
#8. So guys who are otherwise sensitive and thoughtful say and do ridiculously dumb things to impress other guys. It's an enormous performance, but guys know that if they fail, they'll be ridiculed as sissies mercilessly.
Michael Kimmel
#9. Now, they're saying I groped a male staffer. Yes, I did. Not only did I grope him, I tickled him until he couldn't breathe and four guys jumped on top of me. It was my 50th birthday.
Eric Massa
#10. Little chickie la la, isn't dumb enough to fall for that, guys. (Tabitha)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#11. A Guy with a Tiger Tattoo meets
A Girl with a Dragon Tattoo
The Guy was scared of the dragon,
Tiger was shy of the Girl.
Bhavik Sarkhedi
#12. In peace, continue your art; in war, continue your art; in freedom, continue your art; in captivity, continue your art!
Mehmet Murat Ildan
#13. I'm a guy. Unless the dirt attacks first, I leave it in peace.
Katie Graykowski
#14. Some guys assume that they made this one girl orgasm by doing this one thing and now they do it to every woman they get with. If it doesn't work on you, then something about you must be broken.
Roberto Hogue
#15. In a new issue of Esquire magazine, they revealed that before he was married to Teresa Heinz, Senator John Kerry dated Morgan Fairchild, Michelle Phillips, Catherine Oxenberg and Dana Delany. Finally a Democratic presidential candidate with good taste in women.
Jay Leno
#16. Admittedly, most high school guys lack emotional intelligence. They develop it later in life."
I smiled. "Are you telling me guys are dumb?
Heather Davis
#17. I don't know how much more of this 'sugarplum' shit I can take.
I'm about ready to hand over my balls just so he can feel what it's like to have a pair again.
-Jackson 'Blame It on the Pain
Ashley Jade
#18. I don't like any one race or look or type of guy. My tastes as far as looks go are very diverse. I like guys with scruffy beards and leather jackets, but I also like a clean-cut 'GQ'-type guy, so my tastes are very ranged among somebody who laughs at my dumb jokes, too. I have plenty of them.
Sasha Grey
#19. I've always thought those guys are really funny. And I love Dumb and Dumber, Kingpin and Mary.
David Zucker
#20. I have control issues. For sure, no question.
Eli Roth
#21. Some directors cast you because they trust you to do the performance - but then they forget to direct you.
Samantha Morton
#23. The guys who play it [soccer] are kinda dumb. Why don't they just kick the crap out of the guy in front of the net? Then they could score all they want.
Tite Kubo
#24. Real sex is as much about reciprocity as it is exploration and if you need a reason to resent a man later on, just consider the guy who doesn't believe in cunnilingus ...
Roberto Hogue
#25. If you're going to be a musician's girlfriend, you have to know that your man will always love his bandmates in a way you can't even touch, because they are the guys who help him create music. You can only help him create a living human being, with your dumb uterus.
Julie Klausner
#26. The nerds are rich and successful, and those jocks are dumb divorced guys with beer bellies. By the way, in high school, I also played football and, yes, I have a beer belly. Jeannie can't divorce me. We are Catholic. Thank you, Jesus.
Jim Gaffigan
#27. I kinda liked ol' Shakespeare and them guys, you know. I went back and got my master's just in case. I thought, if I ever needed it, I'd have the sheepskin to show people no matter how dumb I looked, actually I was about half intelligent. I got the degree to let 'em know I wasn't as dumb as I acted.
Phil Robertson
#28. Leave it to a dude to roll in with your technique, but use a jackhammer instead of jeweler's screwdrivers.
Roberto Hogue
#29. You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
Erica Jong
#30. Aside from sales, the letters from readers have been primarily positive.
Jean M. Auel
#31. It's all about attitude. You act like you're the shit and guys are so dumb they'll totally believe it.
Jenny Han
#32. I think it would be a boring game if everybody was the same, just like it would be boring if you guys asked the same dumb questions.
Shaquille O'Neal
#33. My first real business was bootlegging T-shirts - I was just a dumb kid. You go to a concert and pay $25 for a cotton T-shirt that says 'Rolling Stones,' 'Lollapalooza,' or whatever. On the outside they're 10 or 15 bucks. We were the guys selling them for 10 or 15 bucks.
Kevin Plank
#34. Life is a learning process.
Learn from your mistakes.
The lessons should motivates you to make better decisions.
Lailah Gifty Akita
#35. Ryan shrugged. 'Maybe. Come on, break a smile and introduce yourself. I don't bite.'
'Stay out of my way,' she said, and before she could turn around, Ryan grabbed her arm.
She flashed him a murderous look.
'Are you tough, Stay Out Of My Way?' he said airily.
Deepika Kumaaraguru
#36. If anyone knew where they were, I'd send the ISDBB (Incredibly Stupid and Dumb Beyond Belief) award to the two guys who tried to break in to the Ohio penitentiary.
Erma Bombeck
#37. The whole question of fiduciary responsibility is a very old concept. You could make a movie about someone making that rule at any point in history, and within a few months, it will turn out to be timely.
Alan Alda
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