Top 22 Guys And Their Dumb Ways Quotes
#1. I never pictured myself as a telenovela galan - never imagined I'd be in a soap opera.
Jencarlos Canela
#2. The theater is too deep for me. I prefer bicycling.
Jean Gabin
#3. I don't know how much more of this 'sugarplum' shit I can take.
I'm about ready to hand over my balls just so he can feel what it's like to have a pair again.
-Jackson 'Blame It on the Pain
Ashley Jade
#4. This country, the Republic of Indonesia, does not belong to any group, nor to any religion, nor to any ethnic group, nor to any group with customs and traditions, but the property of all of us from Sabang to Merauke!
Sukarno
#5. Some guys assume that they made this one girl orgasm by doing this one thing and now they do it to every woman they get with. If it doesn't work on you, then something about you must be broken.
Roberto Hogue
#6. I'm a guy. Unless the dirt attacks first, I leave it in peace.
Katie Graykowski
#7. A Guy with a Tiger Tattoo meets
A Girl with a Dragon Tattoo
The Guy was scared of the dragon,
Tiger was shy of the Girl.
Bhavik Sarkhedi
#8. Nothing is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.
Calvin Coolidge
#9. Don't let a day go by without doing something ... no matter how small.
Robert G. Allen
#10. the people who dislike challenges think that talent is a fixed thing that you're either born with or not. The people who relish them think that it's something you can nourish by doing stuff you're not good at.
Megan McArdle
#11. A girl with a belly button meets
A guy with a shirt of no button.
A guy takes on the belly button
A girl takes off the shirt.
Bhavik Sarkhedi
#12. Accept good advice gracefully - as long as it doesn't interfere with what you intended to do in the first place.
Gene Brown
#13. Ryan shrugged. 'Maybe. Come on, break a smile and introduce yourself. I don't bite.'
'Stay out of my way,' she said, and before she could turn around, Ryan grabbed her arm.
She flashed him a murderous look.
'Are you tough, Stay Out Of My Way?' he said airily.
Deepika Kumaaraguru
#14. Evolution was far more thrilling to me than the biblical account. Who would not rather be a rising ape than a falling angel? To my juvenile eyes, Darwin was proved true every day. It doesn't take much to make us flip back into monkeys again.
Terry Pratchett
#17. Paul and I, we never thought that we would make much money out of the thing. We just loved writing software.
Bill Gates
#18. He walked slowly into the middle of the clearing and looked steadily at the skull that gleamed as white as ever the conch had done and seemed to jeer at him cynically An inquisitive ant was busy in one of the eye sockets but otherwise the thing was lifeless. Or was it?
William Golding
#19. To write entire pages of dazzling prose about a tomato
for Pierre Arthens reviews food as if he were telling a story, and that alone is enough to make him a genius
without ever seeing or holding the tomato is a troubling display of virtuosity.
Muriel Barbery
#20. Leave it to a dude to roll in with your technique, but use a jackhammer instead of jeweler's screwdrivers.
Roberto Hogue
#21. Absurdity is all that makes grief bearable
David Vann
#22. Real sex is as much about reciprocity as it is exploration and if you need a reason to resent a man later on, just consider the guy who doesn't believe in cunnilingus ...
Roberto Hogue
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