Quotes About Drunk Woman

#1. I'd love to be a woman for one day of my life ... God ... I would be drunk with power.

Bill Engvall

#2. We're Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be?

Charlie Sheen

#3. And oh, how a warrior drunk on victory can enchant a young woman.

Timur Vermes

#4. She was a girl and she was a queen and back in the mists she was a woman who had seized the moon from the sky and drunk its light so that she would never die. And she never had.

Laini Taylor

#5. His wife was a little sharp-faced woman who bullied her husband when he was sober and was bullied by him when he was drunk.

James Joyce

#6. I think there is need for economic stimulus ... and government can help make that up in a very difficult time.

Mitt Romney

#7. I come from an art history background. I studied at a master's degree level; I chose to dork out on art for much of my adult life. A lot of my heroes are artists and a lot of my musical heroes have an artistic side.

Black Francis

#8. Mental illnesses are so frightening and there's so much ignorance about them that I think it comforts people to think, 'Oh, well, it happens to these people because they deserve it.'

Pete Earley

#9. Praise not the day until evening has come, a woman until she is burnt, a sword until it is tried, a maiden until she is married, ice until it has been crossed, beer until it has been drunk.

Michael Crichton

#10. At such times [drunk] all the doors of a woman's being are opened. The sentinels relax and a kind word is as powerful as gold or love.

Nikos Kazantzakis

#11. Some people are terrified of snakes. Some people are terrified about losing money.

Robert T. Kiyosaki

#12. Those who claim to discover everything but produce no proofs of the same may be confuted as having actually pretended to discover the impossible.

Archimedes

#13. For a woman a man will do many things that he'd turn his back on in an instant when alone; things he'd back away from, nine times out of ten, even when drunk adn with a bunch of his friends egging him on.

Stephen King

#14. Yogurt and drunk kissing - these are things that I, as a woman, feel I should be enjoying more.

Katie Heaney

#15. If a woman earned a dollar by scrubbing, her husband had a right to take the dollar and go and get drunk with it and beat her afterwards. It was his dollar.

Lucy Stone

#16. Her head swung around as if it had become detached from her spine. "My God! Your brother is HOT!"
Calista shook her head and looped an arm around the woman's waist. "Yes, he is. I'll be sure to tell my family you thought so."
"It doesn't count when they're drunk. House rule," I complained.

Ashlan Thomas

#17. Had I known that coffee could taste so good, I would have gotten drunk on it every day.

Rabih Alameddine

#18. I am not drunk, and I am not sentimental, and I tell you you are the most wonderful woman in the world.

Henry Miller

#19. Fantasies ... who needs fantasies? I have memories.

B.J. Neblett

#20. Shame on you. Don't tell me you've been married for an hour and you've already got eyes for another woman.

Mordecai Richler

#21. Women are brilliant. Every woman knows how to do the weirdest thing right out of the bucket. Every woman knows how to do that Hindu head wrap with the towel out of the shower. A typhoon couldn't blow that thing off their heads. Ever try to do that? You look like a drunk Iraqi soldier.

Tim Allen

#22. A woman's got as much right -and more cause - to get drunk than any man

Shelagh Delaney

#23. Some men develop their own singularity. Football makes men conform to stereotypes: the warrior or the hunter. Football produces a certain kind of masculinity - the drunk kind, the king who will yell the worst nationalist's ideas. In front of those, it is very difficult to be a dignified woman.

Orlan

#24. My father said you can't make a living in birds, my relatives all went into business: bankers, stockbrokers. However, they eventually lost it all and died in wheelchairs. Sometimes you have to be a little aberrant.

Roger Tory Peterson

#25. I had stripped naked in front of men. Drunk. In morning's somber brightness I tried to remember why I had done it. Total exposure had seemed like the only way to be seen more clearly, heard, but now it seemed the opposite: a wild act that would define me.

Aspen Matis

#26. Maybe she was drunk - the woman never could drink. One little sniff of tequila and she was off into some blonde la-la land.

P.C. Cast

#27. The Internet has created an incredible democratization of the architecture industry.

Cameron Sinclair

#28. The woman regarded him. Her hands shook. She was really very drunk. "I know everybody in this room," she said. "And you know what I see when I look at them? I don't see anybody I know.

Joy Williams

#29. About an attractive woman at the bar, my character, Austin Carr, says, "She might be too drunk. I mean, even stockbrokers have some pride.

Jack Getze

#30. The Life and Soul, the man who will never go home while there is one man, woman or glass of anything not yet drunk.

Katharine Whitehorn

#31. In today's America He (Jesus) has moved from the central figure of world history to source material for late-night comics and pundits who would not dare treat other religious leaders with such disrespect.

David Jeremiah

#32. I saw myself, clearly, a scorned woman drunk and angry at a party. Hell hath no fury etc.

Daniel Handler

#33. Camila had intended to be perfunctory and if possible impudent, but now she was struck for the first time with the dignity of the old woman. The mercer's daughter could carry herself at times with all the distinction of the Montemayors and when she was drunk she wore the grandeur of Hecuba.

Thornton Wilder

#34. A camera is just like a woman, as long as you have one of them hanging around your neck ... life is just fine

Sunny-Drunk

#35. You know the stories of a woman saying to Churchill, 'Sir, you're drunk,' and he said to her, 'And you're ugly, but in the morning I'll be sober.' I was really excited to do that scene, but I did get slapped.

Thomas Howes

#36. Romantic googling can be as dangerous as drunk text messaging. Of course hell hath no fury like a woman who Google-bombs her old flames name with a word like impotent.

Maureen Dowd

#37. I can't with any conscience argue for New York with anyone. It's like Calcutta. But I love the city in an emotional, irrational way, like loving your mother or your father even though they're a drunk or a thief. I've loved the city my whole life - to me, it's like a great woman.

Woody Allen