Quotes About Drunk Alcohol

#1. It isn't chic for women to be drunk. Men drunks are more excusable, more easily absolved, but why? It must be thought they have better reasons.

Margaret Atwood

#2. Drunken men give some of the best pep talks.

Criss Jami

#3. The true meaning of the precepts is not just that one should refrain from drinking alcohol, but also from getting drunk on nirvana.

Bassui Tokusho

#4. I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

George Gobel

#5. My mind may be sober, but my confidence is high!

Habeeb Akande

#6. Australians say 'pissed off.' Pissed means drunk. Piss is alcohol. To take the piss
that means to send someone up, make fun of them.

Geraldine Brooks

#7. Bottled, was he?" Said Colonel Bantry, with an Englishman's sympathy for alcoholic excess. "Oh, well, can't judge a fellow by what he does when he's drunk? When I was at Cambridge, I remember I put a certain utensil - well - well, nevermind.

Agatha Christie

#8. Don't you drink? I notice you speak slightingly of the bottle. I have drunk since I was fifteen and few things have given me more pleasure.

Ernest Hemingway,

#9. When I'm around you, I feel too drunk to speak to you. And I've never even tasted alcohol before, but I'm sure kissing you is what being drunk feels like. If that's the case, I'm already worried for my sobriety because I can see myself becoming addicted to kissing you..

Colleen Hoover

#10. Ambitions and dreams put you at a drinking table with unexpected companions. Cups were filled and refilled, making you drunk with the illusion of changing the world.

Guy Gavriel Kay

#11. Always be drunk ... Get drunk militantly. Just get drunk.

Charles Baudelaire

#12. It seemed that I performed better sober than drunk. Who knew?

Craig Ferguson

#13. I forgave everybody, I gave up, I got drunk.

Jack Kerouac

#14. Buddy eyed me closely. His eyes were filigreed with red. I watched as he went through one of those instantaneous mood swings that only drunks and menstruating women can manage.

G.M. Ford

#15. Owing to the disabilities of the two major sovereigns, one incapacitated by alcohol and the other by insanity, the result was not what it might have been. Renewed madness was already darkening Charles's mind when he arrived and in the brief intervals when he was lucid, Wenceslas was drunk.

Barbara W. Tuchman

#16. It was like a Russian party, Arkady thought. People got drunk, recklessly confessed their love, spilled their festering dislike, had hysterics, marched out, were dragged back in and revived with brandy. It wasn't a French salon.

Martin Cruz Smith

#17. They're professionals at this in Russia, so no matter how many Jell-O shots or Jager shooters you might have downed at college mixers, no matter how good a drinker you might think you are, don't forget that the Russians - any Russian - can drink you under the table.

Anthony Bourdain

#18. By three in the afternoon, after one Bintang too many, I was absolutely smashed and feared that trying to stand may end badly.

S.A. Tawks

#19. I am as drunk as a lord, but then, I am one, so what does it matter ?

Bertrand Russell

#20. To be now a sensible man, by and by a fool, and presently a
beast!

William Shakespeare

#21. Forget to smoke and drink alcohol. Start drinking the morning sunshine, pure breeze, and unconditional love. It is a much better way to get drunk.

Debasish Mridha

#22. Any connoisseur knows you've got to be drunk to really enjoy a good romance.

Osamu Dazai

#23. We'd boil this whisky because we thought that would make it stronger. So we thought we were getting drunk, but in fact there'd be no alcohol left in it.

Neneh Cherry

#24. Ought we to be drunk every night?" Sebastian asked one morning.
"Yes, I think so."
"I think so too.

Evelyn Waugh

#25. Nationalism ... is like cheap alcohol. First it makes you drunk, then it makes you blind, then it kills you.

Daniel Fried

#26. Faeries are unaffected by alcohol, but much to her surprise - and the faeries' undoing - they get very, very drunk on carbonation. Using copious amounts of Coke, she was able to discover a single faerie's true name.

Kiersten White

#27. Well, I may get drunk," the Widow admitted, "but I don't stagger. Sometimes I fall down. But I don't stagger.

Nelson Algren

#28. I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone.

Kurt Vonnegut

#29. I'm not really the party person. I don't 'become myself' once I'm drunk. I don't use alcohol to be happy.

Jessie J.

#30. Did Ida never look for him?" Dieter asks.
"She didn't believe in spirits."
"And what became of Henry?"
"Oh. From time to time you can still hear him calling. My father heard his voice himself."
"Every Saturday night when he came home drunk," Frieda says.

Stefan Kiesbye

#31. Do you guys ever reach the point of drunkenness where you're so drunk you're like "I better keep drinking to sober up" and then you're like "you know, I recognise that that is not how it works. But ...

Hannah Hart

#32. Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew. Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw?

Jimmy Buffett

#33. And when he got home he started on Mumma. He hated her then, because in her fatness and untidiness and drabness she reminded him of what he himself was when he was sober.

Ruth Park

#34. If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let'em. That's how I got here you know I drink because my body craves, needs alcohol. I don't drink, my body's a drunk.

Dean Martin

#35. Two things a man can't hide; that he is drunk and that he is in love.

Aman Jassal

#36. Maybe some folks are alcoholics and others are just voluntary drunks. Maybe some folks drink due to body chemistry and others due to their lazy characters. Maybe some have drinking problems, while others have problems enough to drink.

George Jones

#37. You never know u r drunk until u wake up with a dickhead in the morning.

Vish Patil

#38. Alcohol make you drunk, man. It don't make you meditate, it just make you drunk. Herb is more a consciousness.

Bob Marley

#39. What your body does is unrelated to your heart. Don't believe it. The same survey reports that hooking up commonly takes place when both participants are drinking or drunk, and it's not hard to guess the reason why: After a certain amount of this, you may need to get drunk to go through with it.

J. Budziszewski

#40. Alcohol is perfectly consistent in its effects upon man. Drunkenness is merely an exaggeration. A foolish man drunk becomes maudlin; a bloody man, vicious; a coarse man, vulgar.

Willa Cather

#41. Meanwhile the 3 a.m. drunks of the world would lay in their beds, trying in vain to sleep, and deserving that rest, if they could find it.

Charles Bukowski

#42. She's still smiling her little smile, and it strikes me that, actually, she is drunk, not on alcohol, but on her St. Louis hopes and dreams. I wouldn't sober her up for anything, but she doesn't need me anymore. She can hang on to her dreams by herself now.

Tim Tharp

#43. Oh you dear companions
Electric bells of the stations song of the reapers
Butcher's sleigh regiment of unnumbered streets
Cavalry of bridges nights livid with alcohol
The cities I've seen lived like mad women
(The Voyager)

Pierre Albert-Birot

#44. I'm not drunk, just a little stoned.

Gerard Way

#45. Don't you know alcohol kills brain cells ... any damn brain cell that can't live through a good drunk deserves to die. You're doing yourself a favour, getting rid of all them nonhacking, underachieving ones. I'm working on improving your efficiency.

James E. Webb

#46. God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.

Ed McMahon

#47. Among young people ... drinking is for getting drunk. And many go on to become alcoholics.

Billy Graham

#48. The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.

Dorothy Parker

#49. Unlike some men, I had never drunk for boldness or charm or wit; I had used alcohol for precisely what it was, a depressant to check the mental exhilaration produced by extended sobriety.

Frederick Exley

#50. Volnaka ... did a remarkable job of getting anyone drunk with alacrity. It also worked well as a combustible in lamps, as paint remover, was a marvelous antiseptic and was singularly effective at erasing any memory of ever having imbibed it

J.R. Hardesty

#51. We know that you don't want to be a drunk and you don't want to be hooked on addictive drugs. You do it because you can't cope with your life without some sort of support, even if that support is damaging.

Chris Prentiss

#52. Glancing at the bottle of tequila in Tate's hand, Logan questioned much more calmly than he felt, "How full was that?"

Tate lifted the quarter-empty bottle and shrugged. "Unopened. Why?

Ella Frank

#53. I'd never touched alcohol - doesn't mix too well with crazy pills - but I knew at that moment what it must feel like to be drunk. Everything in my world shifted, and I knew I would trade every breath I'd ever taken for more of him. In a heartbeat.

Myra McEntire

#54. I didn't start MADD to deal with alcohol. I started MADD to deal with the issue of drunk driving.

Candy Lightner

#55. Of the small number of things which I have liked and done well, drinking is by far the thing I have done best. Although I have read a lot, I have drunk more. I have written much less than most people who write; but I have drunk more than the majority of the people who drink.

Guy Debord

#56. He was so drunk that he would have stubbornly denied that he was.

Filippo Bologna

#57. Do you drink?" "Of course,I just said I was a writer.

Stephen King

#58. Drink my friends. You can never drink too much alcohol when you have drunk too much sorrow. - Peter Kotara.

Ray Anyasi

#59. Drunk all the time, feeling fine on elderberry wine.

Elton John

#60. suppose if alcohol had been available to me that November, I would have become a drunk. As it was, the only thing I could lose my miserable self in was books. We

Katherine Paterson

#61. All right, said Nick. Let's get drunk.
All right, Bill said. Let's get really drunk.

Ernest Hemingway,

#62. There are worse ways to die than warm and drunk.

George R R Martin

#63. Being drunk is the only situation when English people completely avoid health and safety rules.

Angela Kiss

#64. Pot is a better drug than alcohol. I'll prove it to you. You're at a ball game or a concert, and someone's really violent and agressive and obnoxious, are they drunk or are they smoking pot?

Bill Hicks

#65. There is little that can be said about most economic goods. A toothbrush does little but clean teeth. Aspirin does little but dull pain. Alcohol is important mostly for making people more or less drunk ... There being so little to be said, much is to be invented.

John Kenneth Galbraith

#66. I got my dog three years ago because I was drunk in a pet store. We had nine cats at the time. The cats started hiding the alcohol after that.

Paula Poundstone

#67. (...) He loved his new ability to wonder freely, do what he wanted, go where he chose (...) So high on adrenaline was he that he did not notice the effect the alcohol was having upon him until he was quite drunk. By that time, an opium pipe seemed a good idea, so he tried that too.

Stephen Lloyd Jones

#68. He missed his venerable master, who had marked him forever with a thirst for knowledge as persistent as the drunk's thirst for alcohol or the ambitious man's thirst for power. He no longer had his mentor's library or his inexhaustible fount of experience.

Isabel Allende

#69. It wasn't an effect of alcohol. It was more like we got drunk on the night.

Leila Sales

#70. There is this advantage about German beer: it does not make a man drunk as the word drunk is understood in England. There is nothing objectionable about him; he is simply tired. He does not want to talk; he wants to be let alone, to go to sleep; it does not matter where - anywhere.

Jerome K. Jerome

#71. I tell you, to be drunk on alcohol is disgraceful, but to be drunk on water is noble and ecstatic.

Yann Martel

#72. I understood drinking to be the gasoline of all adventure.

Sarah Hepola

#73. Soon enough the tears came but of course nobody came down to see if she was all right, it was just the slut in the kitchen who'd ruined their lives, getting drunk of neat gin and howling for her lost lunatic offer.

Patrick McGrath

#74. Nothing bonds two solitary individuals like a good shared drunk. This is a scientific fact. It's important, even necessary for the long-term welfare of the planet to get good and shit-faced with your neighbor every now and then.

Sol Luckman

#75. I walk into the clubhouse today and it's like walking into the Mayo Clinic. We have four doctors, three therapists and five trainers. Back when I broke in, we had one trainer who carried a bottle of rubbing alcohol, and by the 7th inning he'd already drunk it.

Tommy Lasorda

#76. Jon:'What are you doing up there? Why aren't you at the feast?'
Tyrion: 'Too hot, too noisy, and I'd drunk too much wine', the dwarf told him. 'I learned long ago that it is considered rude to vomit on your brother.

George R R Martin

#77. Whoever said that a drunk mind speaks sober thoughts...was clearly still drunk off their ass.


-Jackson 'Blame It on the Pain

Ashley Jade