Quotes About Double Entendre

#1. We have it on good authority that they might disguise it as a double entendre in a bedroom farce and deliver it up the rear entrance at Comedy.

Jasper Fforde

#2. You're killing me, Rebecca," Law muttered, probably not realizing that in his case, it really was a double entendre.

Meg Cooper

#3. Ah, me lovely Jo, let's mosey outside and talk." He finally released her hand. "I need to know where and when I can take ye." Really, demon, double entendre? As if this pirate had game!

Kresley Cole

#4. I'm not a pop song lyric writer. I can't just focus on one simple meaning or even a double entendre.

Julian Casablancas

#5. I like double entendre because then the people who get it enjoy it, and the people who don't get it don't know about it.

Betty White

#6. You heard Alanna. Someone's got to be on you at all times." His dark eyes glinted with a hot sort of mischief, his double entendre clear as day.

Katherine McIntyre

#7. Jeff Beachum, Sergeant of Snark, Wielder of Witticism, Dominator of the Double Entendre, completely ran out of things to say.

Amy Lane

#8. Holy guacamole. Was that a double entendre? I swear that was a double entendre. Someone hold my panties on for me because Mason Lowe was freaking flirting with me, using double entendres.

Linda Kage

#9. The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation ... but I hear that it's coming quickly.

Mel Brooks

#10. I Keep a Wholesome Table."
Manannan Mac Lir

Kevin Hearne

#11. He's the sort of guy that gets a laugh out of people.

Ken Kesey

#12. Sublime is something you choke on after a shot of tequila.

Mark Z. Danielewski

#13. Ye Gods and Little Fishes," said Sir Henry, "can it be? George, it's my own particular, one and only four starred Pussy. The super Pussy of all old Pussies...

Agatha Christie

#14. I hope you nail the bastard."

So does he.

Nenia Campbell

#15. That's art. Nothing is for everybody.

Brian Spellman

#16. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

L. Frank Baum

#17. Okay, you won our shitty little argument. Pass the world.

Brian Spellman

#18. It has taken stealth and some underhandedness. It has taken clarity of purpose when the moment called for dreamy abandon. He has practised withdrawal.

Lisa Moore

#19. I don't think you're going to pull the wool over anyone's eyes with all this macrame talk.

FayJay

#20. A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

#21. I am always surprised when people read double entendres into my innocuous babble.

Nigella Lawson

#22. Gawaine and Gareth took turns with the fat ass, one of them whacking it while the other rode bareback.

T.H. White

#23. I can't name just one example. Then there's only one.

Brian Spellman

#24. Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

Mae West

#25. I've got major skills and can definitely hold my own.

Robin Bielman

#26. She leaned into him to soak up his warmth.
"You are so hot," she said.
"It's about time you noticed," he teased.

C.C. Hunter

#27. Mary bit her lip. "She is merely saying hello."
Oh, I am, Tottie agreed. I've been wanting to say hello to Mr. Jack for an age, personal-like. Her hand glided over his chest and headed down. Such a fine cocky fella, ye are. Shall we see if it's all just tall tales, then, me lad?

Kristen Callihan

#28. I was accused of always acting superior. Always means being, not acting.

Brian Spellman

#29. Not that I can't handle things myself, but since I've got you,
I may as well use you.

Robin Bielman

#30. I cleared my throat and tried to sound casual, like this was no big deal. "I don't even get cheesy seduction music?"
Jack shook his head. "I usually do this a cappella."
"You mean unaccompanied?"
"No, I haven't done this unaccompanied since I was fourteen."
-Ella & Jack

Lisa Kleypas

#31. Tis better to have love and lust
Than to let our apparatus rust.

Kurt Vonnegut

#32. I don't just like sexual double entendres I love them, I stroke them, I milk them, I spank them when they're naughty.

Craig Ferguson

#33. Q: What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
A: You can't hear an enzyme.

Dorothy Parker

#34. When she spoke, Tom held his breath, so eagerly he listened; when she sang, he sat like one entranced. She touched his organ, and from that bright epoch even it, the old companion of his happiest hours, incapable as he had thought of elevation, began a new and deified existence.

Charles Dickens

#35. But you have so much in common. You're both from strange little backwater planets. You both have odd powers. You're male and she's female. What more do you need? Believe me, buddy, if I were you, I'd go right up there and ask her if she wants to ride on my rancor.

Dave Wolverton

#36. Why don't you and I have a nice penetrating man-to-man conversation?

Sanami Matoh