Quotes About Dog Tails

#1. Beware. Beware. Beware of the big, green dragon that sits on your doorstep. He eats little boys, puppy dog tails and big, fat snails. Beware. Take care. Beware.

Ed Wood

#2. And then there's my brother Wally; he's four years younger than me, and he's the classic younger brother
a turd. The Turd is kind of like that old nursery rhyme about snails and puppy dog tails; he's got the intelligence of a slug and he's about as well house-trained as a Chihuahua.

Huston Piner

#3. That's what love is made of, snakes, snails, and puppy dog tails, sugar, spice, and everything nice.

Smokey Robinson

#4. Yeah, at home it's all moonbeams and puppy-dog tails, so I guess I do have a darker side - and I like writing about it.

Ryan Murphy

#5. If one could know whether among that glittering host there were here and there other spirit-inhabited grains of rock and metal, whether man's blundering search for wisdom and for love was a sole and insignificant tremor, or part of a universal movement!

Olaf Stapledon

#6. I could not figure out what they were doing in an ice cream shop, since they couldn't possible eat calories. I imagined they just fed off the misery of less cool people.

Leila Sales

#7. Say something idiotic and nobody but a dog politely wags his tail.

Virginia Graham

#8. The dogs had got into the graveyard and were now moving like Hoovers across the ground, their noses down, their tails up, their small dog brains consumed with the idea of uncharted territory and a thousand new scents.

Kate Atkinson

#9. I've really enjoyed the independent film world. I've had a blast. But, the reality is that I really want to make bigger movies. If I could make movies that carry great characters and great performances and great pathos, and can have an explosion or two, that would be fine with me.

Matthew Lillard

#10. Modern houses are so small we've had to train our dog to wag its tail up and down and not sideways.

Tacitus

#11. The humour of Dostoievsky is the humour of a barloafer who ties a kettle to a dog's tail.

W. Somerset Maugham

#12. We may smile and the dog may wag the tail, but in essence, we have a set program and those programs are similar across individuals in the species.

Antonio Damasio

#13. You know you're getting fat when you step on the dog's tail and he dies.

Elayne Boosler

#14. Morality is a closely knit garment that binds tightly when it binds at all, but the vastnesses that lie between the stars are prone to unraveling it, to plucking it apart into so many loose threads, each brightly colored, but forming no discernible pattern.

George R R Martin

#15. Hollywood is a place where a man can get stabbed in the back while climbing a ladder.

William Faulkner

#16. We have no right to pick out all that is noblest and fairest in man, to project these qualities into space, and to call them God. We only thus create an ideal figure, a purified, ennobled, 'magnified' Man.

Annie Besant

#17. The dog is man's best friend. He has a tail on one end. Up in front he has teeth. And four legs underneath.

Ogden Nash

#18. I have a spaniel that defrocked a nun last week. He took hold of the cord. I had hold of the leash. It was like elephants holding tails. Imagine me undressing a nun, even second hand.

E.B. White

#19. A traveller must have the back of an ass to bear all, a tongue like the tail of a dog to flatter all, the mouth of a hog to eat what is set before him, the ear of a merchant to hear all and say nothing.

Thomas Nashe

#20. Curiosity killed the cat, and satisfaction brought it back.

Eugene O'Neill

#21. To ask a politician to lead us is to ask the tail of a dog to lead the dog.

R. Buckminster Fuller

#22. Without a plan your kind of just like a dog chasing it's tail, your not getting anywhere.

Gabrielle Dennis

#23. Nothing is the mirror in which you see the world.

Erich Maria Remarque

#24. Traditional education is based on facts and figures and passing tests - not on a comprehension of the material and its application to your life.

Will Smith

#25. Buy a gift for a dog, and you'll be amazed at the way it will dance and swerve its tail, but if don't have anything to offer to it, it won't even recognize your arrival; such are the attributes of fake friends.

Michael Bassey

#26. I'd like to be a dog. Dogs are nice. They can sleep any time, they wag their tails and on top of that they can get stroked all the time.

Emmanuel Petit

#27. A subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship ... [H]is master works for the means wherewith to purchase the idle wag of the Solomonic tail, seasoned with a look of tolerant recognition.

Ambrose Bierce

#28. Lethargics are to be laid in the light, and exposed to the rays of the sun for the disease is gloom.

Aretaeus Of Cappadocia

#29. Alcibiades had a very handsome dog, that cost him seven thousand drachmas; and he cut off his tail, "that," said he, "the Athenians may have this story to tell of me, and may concern themselves no further with me.

Plutarch

#30. Living life is my greatest miracle.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#31. I don't really have a life outside of movies. But I like to climb mountains and walk the dogs. I like fine wines and good restaurants.

Neil Marshall

#32. In fact, many nations currently refuse to support embryonic stem cell research of any kind.

Nathan Deal

#33. I have always put my own money into Tails of Joy. For years, every time a dog walked by, my husband would say, 'There goes our beach house.'

Elayne Boosler