Top 26 Ed Wood Quotes
#1. What do you know? Haven't you heard of suspension of disbelief?
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#2. The wind and the rain, gives this place a gleam that just isn't natural. And the ground, alive with crawling things, crawling death.
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#3. One is always considered mad when one perfects something that others cannot grasp.
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#4. My girlfriend still doesn't know why her sweaters are always stretched out.
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#5. It's not a monster movie. It's a supernatural thriller.
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#6. Why if I had half a chance, I could make an entire movie using this stock footage. The story opens on these mysterious explosions. Nobody knows what's causing them, but it's upsetting all the buffalo. So, the military are called in to solve the mystery.
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#7. Beware. Beware. Beware of the big, green dragon that sits on your doorstep. He eats little boys, puppy dog tails and big, fat snails. Beware. Take care. Beware.
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#8. Nobody will ever notice that. Filmmaking is not about the tiny details. It's about the big picture.
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#9. You're the ruler of the universe. Try to show a little taste!
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#10. Yes, but if you take that crap and put a star in it, then you've got something.
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#11. Really? Worst film you ever saw. Well, my next one will be better. Hello. Hello.
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#12. Well, I started thinking about what you were saying about how your movies need to make a profit. Now, what is the one thing, if you put it in a movie, it'll be successful?
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#13. No, I'm all man. I even fought in WWII. Of course, I was wearing women's undergarments under my uniform.
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#14. Modern man is a hard-working human ...
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#15. We shot ten minutes of the movie, and now we're looking for completion funds.
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#16. If I judged anybody I wouldn't have any friends.
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#17. We are all interested in the future for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives.
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#18. We are going to finish this picture just the way I want it ... because you cannot compromise an artist's vision.
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#19. You know, it's an interesting thing when you consider. The Earth people who can think are so frightened by those who cannot: the dead.
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#20. They would be remembered for a moment then would be forgotten as if they had never walked the earth.
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#21. In the afterlife you don't have to worry about looking for work.
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#22. Do you still believe it impossible we exist? You didn't actually think you were the only inhabited planet in the universe. How can any race be so stupid?
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#23. Home? I have no home. Hunted, despised, living like an animal. The jungle is my home. But I will show the world that I can be its master. I will perfect my own race of people, a race of atomic supermen, which will conquer the world.
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#24. He's too short, he's too ... tall, he's ... just not going to work.
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#25. This story's gonna grab people. It's about this guy, he's crazy about this girl, but he likes to wear dresses. Should he tell her? Should he not tell her? He's torn, Georgie. This is drama.
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#26. You didn't like it? Well, my next one will be even better!
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