Quotes About Dealing With Idiots

#1. I wear a name tag to help people find me. It saves time when you're dealing with idiots.

Eoin Colfer

#2. Relentless repetition was usually needed when dealing with alcohol and idiots.

Suzanne Brockmann

#3. There is a danger that threatens everyone in the church, all of us. The danger of worldliness. It leads us to vanity, arrogance and pride.

Pope Francis

#4. The individual with a negative mental attitude attracts troubles as a magnet attracts steel fittings.

Napoleon Hill

#5. Just as Tom Gau could, through the persuasive force of his personality, serve as a Tipping Point in a word-of-mouth epidemic, the people who die in highly publicized suicides-whose deaths give others "permission" to die-serve as the Tipping Points in suicide epidemics.

Malcolm Gladwell

#6. If you fall seventy times a day, rise seventy times and return to God so that you will not fall too often.

Johannes Tauler

#7. My mother had taken me to photographer Paul Hesse, who used some of my pictures on magazine covers.

Margaret O'Brien

#8. During periods of discontinuous, abrupt change, the essence of adaptation involves a keen sensitivity to what should be abandoned - not what should be changed or introduced. A willingness to depart from the familiar has distinct survival value.

Peter Drucker

#9. Dealing with jackasses on every front today. Good thing I have tiger blood and Adonis DNA. (Charlie Sheen Reference)

Greg Campbell

#10. There was more to life than the things you could hold in your hands or see with your eyes.

Michael Jackson

#11. Life must be terrible for working people, considering they spend every Friday night celebrating a two day break from it.

Robert Black

#12. Diplomacy be damned, Nate preferred to say what was on his mind. 'Yes, and Aladdin might fly out your ass on his magic carpet and take you for a spin too.

Teresa Schulz

#13. If I had some information, the last thing I would ever do with it is send it to Wikileaks.

Jimmy Wales

#14. I think the best thing I have is the introvert's ability to listen when you're working on something as complicated as this and you have to really be aware of everyone's specialized skills.

Jennifer Yuh Nelson

#15. One of the most important things, especially when you're leaving school, is to realize you're going to be dealing with a lot of idiots. And a lot of those idiots are in charge of things, so if you're in an interview and you really want to tell the person off, don't do it.

Lewis Black