Quotes About Damsels In Distress

#1. I don't choose stay in the state of sadness, any more than I would choose to stay in a room with the smoke alarm going off.

Gloria Jones

#2. The only shame in masturbation is the shame of not doing it well.

Sigmund Freud

#3. I don't damsel well. Distress, I can do. Damseling? Not so much.

James Patterson

#4. Some believe that art is the imitation of nature; in fact, nature is so sublime that it cannot be imitated. However noble it may be, art cannot perform a single one of the miracles of nature. And besides, why imitate nature when it can be perceived by all those endowed with senses?

Kahlil Gibran

#5. She managed a smile. "You're kind of pushy, you know."
He shrugged. "I have a fetish for damsels in distress."
"Don't be sexist."
"Not at all. My services are also available to gentlemen in distress. It's an equal opportunity fetish," he said, and with a flourish, offered his arm again.

Cassandra Clare

#6. He has also worked as a shop assistant, bicycle-repair mechanic, journalist, actor, eccentric dancer, and mail-order bride. He has never worked for MI5. Don't believe anyone who tel s you otherwise. He is, however, secretly Superman.

Simon R. Green

#7. I definitely believe that love conquers all, yes.

Agyness Deyn

#8. I never expected you to love me, I didn't see any reason that you should, I never thought myself very lovable.

W. Somerset Maugham

#9. The two houses are alike, yet they hate each other. They grow even more similar as the feud escalates. Eventually, they lose sight of why they started fighting in the first place.

Peter Thiel

#10. We're trained to help damsels in distress." "If you ever call me that again, I'll kick you in the soft parts.

Kristan Higgins

#11. Too often, women are portrayed in two ways: as prizes to be won by men or as damsels in distress.

Ann Aguirre

#12. An innings of neurotic violence, of eccentric watchfulness, of brainless impetuosity and incontinent savagery - it was an extraordinary innings, a masterpiece and it secured the Ashes for England [on Pietersen's Ashes winning innings, 2005

Simon Barnes

#13. And what if there are no damsels in distress?
What if I knew that, and I called your bluff?
Don't you think every kitten figures out how to get down,
whether or not you ever show up?

Ani DiFranco

#14. In the end you should always do the right thing even if it's hard.

Nicholas Sparks

#15. And just then, in one of those unbidden flashes of insight, it occurred to him that nothing was meaningless, that everything in the world was connected to everything else.

Paul Auster

#16. When I look around the world, I don't see too many damsels in distress. If they're a damsel in distress, they're manipulating some guy to help them.

Sigourney Weaver

#17. Single ladies, we are not Damsels in Distress ... we are Divas that Impress!

Mandy Hale

#18. We will not be able to meet the challenges of integration and the threats posed by international terrorism. If we want to prevent attacks, we'll need more information and better integration.

Wolfgang Schauble

#19. You always were the hot head. You got a temper in you that can't be tamed, yet you also got a soft spot for stray dogs, kids in trouble and damsels in distress. See why folks label you a complex conundrum.

Vonnie Davis

#20. Rescuing damsels in distress is right up our alley. We're supposed to rescue at least one a week.

Jennifer Bernard

#21. Germany are a very difficult team to play ... they have eleven internationals out there today.

Steve Lomas

#22. Alana, we are soldiers, not fucking damsels in distress.

Brian K. Vaughan

#23. I have a fetish for damsels in distress."
"Don't be sexist."
"Not at all. My services are also available to gentlemen in distress. It's an equal opportunity fetish.

Cassandra Clare

#24. There's damsels in distress out there, and we got all this beer.

Jimmy Buffett

#25. Penelope glared at her, "Madame said that men love damsels in distress. She failed to point out that damsels in distress look wretched, miserable and downright horrid."
"Men do love damsels in distress. We simply need to look lovely while fighting mortal peril.

Anya Wylde

#26. I swore I wasn't going to rescue any more damsels in distress," Day muttered.
To his surprise, Barbara gave him a lopsided grin, banging on the side of the trailer to make it produce a door. "What makes you think she isn't rescuing you?" she asked, and stomped inside without a backward look.

Deborah Blake

#27. Professors have a lot of power."
I almost smiled. "Even medieval history professors?"
"Especially medieval history professors," he assured me.
"Knights on horseback and all that?"
A responding smile tugged at his mouth. "And damsels in distress.

Nina Lane