Jennifer Bernard Quotes

#1. Anything can happen in love, war and South Inidan movies.

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#2. My goodness, they were like hand grenades of testosterone rolling in the door, sucking all the air out of the room.

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#3. You're a sandwich short of a picnic, mate.

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#4. I'm taking you out before your ERA looks like a Texas heat wave. Let's talk after the game.

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#5. Nelly as a handful of hell-on-earth

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#6. State your point. If the opposite party doesn't agree, state it harder- with a punch.

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#7. her skin nearly transparent, as if her body was halfway to heaven already, with only her fierce, eaglelike gaze left behind.

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#8. What's the point of studying spelling when everyone's got spell-check?

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#9. What a grand joke the world was. You spend years fretting and plotting, only to find, in the end, that everything was going to be just fine, with or without you.

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#10. Emily Dickinson's words filled the chapel. " 'Hope is the thing with feathers

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#11. The natives are getting restless. And since it's Texas, they're probably armed.

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#12. Rescuing damsels in distress is right up our alley. We're supposed to rescue at least one a week.

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#13. How long do you have to stay and socialize?"

"Well, I still have to butter up the president of the Jupiter Point Business Coalition."

"I do hope you mean literally."

His eyes darkened with desire and he pulled her tighter against him. "As you wish, milady.

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#14. When things got tough, Sabina, like any normal, red-blooded American woman, turned up the volume.

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